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Want to "open"
At first glance, it sounds the same as the artistic conception of "going away", but it is true.
Speaker: Suspected of contempt. Audience: Self-esteem is instantly destroyed by seconds.
For example, a person is assembling something, and he is so tired that he is sweating, but he just can't assemble it.
Another man came up and said, "Get up." Then three times five divided by two is done.
Their respective mentality can be imagined.
My buddy, like the first man, belongs to the kind of person who is often "rejected" by others.
Later, he also learned one thing from me. One day, he turned the TV at home to the maximum volume, and then cultivated the feelings of his wife with the traditional routine of "the man is the master and the woman is the master".
Suddenly there was a shout on TV: "Get up."
My buddy laid hands on his wife without thinking.
Because of this, he was called a loser by his wife.
But what I want to say is "get up." Another meaning of "taking responsibility"
Our foreman is a person who often talks about it at work. At first, we were all annoyed with him, as if the earth would never turn without him.
Until one day the factory arranged for us to do a job with certain risks. Knowing that he was not among those who went, we went with ease and pleasure.
But once we get there and look at that stupid job, none of us will do it. Just then, he called the crowd, shouted "Go, Go ……" and rushed to the front, then did it without saying anything.
I accidentally got hurt. We went to the hospital to see him. Hardly had the man reached the door when he heard a quarrel coming from the ward.
"You are the foreman, that's what workers should do. You owe Deng to rush forward. Who told you to go? Ah! You said you didn't ask for it! "
"The foreman is also a worker, why don't I go? I get more money than them, so I should rush ahead and work more. You know this job is very dangerous. Why did you send Xiao Liu and Xiao Wang with no work experience? Also, Lao Zhang and Lao Lin are retiring soon. Is it easy to stick to the first line until now? Two young men who are unmarried and have no babies, and two old men who can't walk neatly. No matter what they want, no matter what the factory director thinks, I can't get through that hurdle in my heart anyway. "
……
This is our foreman, a "departure" person who often talks about it. From then on, the "opening" and "regeneration" in his mouth will be introduced into our ears and will become a warm current. Even if he always treats us as useless idiots, we will always understand him: a man with a sharp mouth and a heartless heart.
People often say that everything has two sides. We hate the heavy snow that hinders traffic and makes us afraid of our hands and feet. However, I never thought about how many viruses it froze to death that winter, which kept us healthy during the flu season.
When we understand everything in the world with our heart, why can't we solve a stiff "get up"
Let's stand behind Cage and understand and respect some brave Cage.
Then you will see the skill, stubbornness and cuteness of "starting".
No matter how ugly his face is, as long as he really wants to do something for you, you should be grateful, understand and open up.
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