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How to write a girlfriend profile?

Here is a brief introduction to recruiting a girlfriend. I hope you are happy.

I was named the super invincible handsome guy in the universe.

Looking for a girlfriend now.

The requirements are not very high, as long as I think I can be worthy of my super handsome guy (which requires Sister Furong's confidence).

The so-called sinking fish and falling geese, the appearance of closing the moon and pruning flowers is purely bragging!

I am realistic, as long as everyone loves me, flowers are in full bloom and cars have a flat tire, just like ordinary people say! (This item needs to be verified in person, and the tire cost will be fully reimbursed. )

Additional requirements: tell me I love you once a day. Rain or shine, thunder or lightning, you should cook before I go home. Take the clothes home before it rains, but don't delay the cooking time. ) There is always only one sentence when I return to my husband: Yes! (Exclamation marks are allowed in some cases, such as I love you) The most important point: it must be a woman!

This marriage advertisement is exclusively represented by Cosmos Radio, and the marriage scene is notarized by the notary office.