Funny sentences about not being able to eat fruit

Funny sentences about people who can’t afford fruit are as follows:

1. If I can’t afford fruit, I will eat cabbage. If I don’t have enough vitamins, I will take vitamin tablets. I will never compromise with capital.

2. The price of fruits this year made me automatically eat tomatoes and cucumbers as fruits. Others are too expensive.

3. Fruit is too expensive. Every time I buy fruit, I think that I must marry the son of the owner of the fruit garden! This way you can eat mangoes until you vomit!

4. I eat fruit from the canteen every day, because it is too expensive to buy it yourself and the salary is so low. This is the only way to make money.

5. I wanted to buy a juicer, but after thinking about it I decided not to buy it. Fruits are so expensive now that I can’t bear to buy them. Can I use a juicer to squeeze fruits in the future?

6. Summer should be the home of all kinds of fruits, but fruits are so expensive that I can’t even have watermelon. It’s so miserable.

7. I have been eating durian every day for the past few days, but I will stop eating it starting from tomorrow. I comfort myself that it is too high in calories.

8. Durian is too expensive and I can’t afford it. I bought a banana and ate it in the toilet to get the feeling of durian!

9. Fruits are too expensive now, so you can only come to Haidilao to eat them. I’m pretty good at it.

10. Fruits are too expensive recently. In order to save money, I decided to start eating cucumbers as fruit and drink cucumber juice as juice!

11. Fruits are too expensive. I’d better take some multivitamins!

12. Fruit is too expensive and I can’t afford it. I can only buy tomatoes and cucumbers to make fruit to supplement vitamins!

13. I may not be able to achieve it. It’s too expensive. Eat something cute to comfort yourself!

14. Fruits are so expensive, and God doesn’t give us much money!

15. The price of fruit is too high, I can only look at it with my eyes!