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Kneel for the script of the play ~ ~ The formal policy class is going to be performed.

Xiaoping? hundred year tide

The first act:

(Xiaoping was then secretary of the Central County Party Committee.

On this day, county-level and district-level cadres were in a meeting, and suddenly the district cadre "Fat Zhu" rushed into the room panting from the outside.

Fatty Zhu: Secretary, I have something to report to you.

Xiaoping looked up: What's so flustered?

Fat Zhu: Last night, Zhu Peichu, the captain of the Kuomintang Self-Defense Forces, sneaked back to town and had a drink with Soviet President Zhu Xiuqi. While drinking, they also said, "When the Kuomintang comes back, we will have a big official to do it." This is really too much!

Cadres in all districts and counties: How did this happen? ! This is a mutiny! Why is Zhu Xiuqi so confused? Get arrested!

Xiaoping paused for a few seconds and his expression froze: Lao Zhu, is your report true?

"Fat Zhu" patted his chest: I saw it with my own eyes and heard it with my own ears. If there are false reports, they will be burned to death by thunder!

District and county cadres: secretary, Zhu Xiuqi should be arrested!

Yes! This is a mutiny revolution!

Xiaoping lowered his head and looked up for a while: I'm afraid this matter will be investigated.

(The cadres of the First District Security Bureau enter. )

Secretary, Zhu Xiuqi ran away with a gun, and the Security Bureau sent someone to pick him up.

Cadres in all districts and counties said angrily that there is no need to investigate again. Kill Zhu Xiuqi!

Xiaoping said quietly: Don't worry. Zhu Xiuqi is determined and works hard at ordinary times. He doesn't look like a man who would betray the revolution. We'll deal with it after the investigation.

(The next day, Xiaoping learned that Zhu Xiuqi and Zhu Peichu had personal enmity, so it was impossible to drink together. He immediately called a meeting and brought Zhu Xiuqi to the venue for questioning. )

Xiaoping: Zhu Xiuqi, why did you defect and collaborate with the enemy?

Zhu: There is no such thing. I was wronged.

Xiaoping: Then why did you run away?

Zhu: I didn't run away. Fat Zhu said that Zhu Peichu had slipped back and went to Yagong Village. As soon as I heard this, I tried to get Zhu Peichu back with a gun, but there was not even a shadow. Then I got caught for no reason.

Xiaoping turned his head and said, Guard Wang, go to see "Fat Zhu" at once.

Guard: Yes!

(Xiaoping turns his head and says kindly:) Xiuqi, what news will you hear in the future, and verify it, huh? I believe you didn't resist the revolution. But the revolution also needs calm, right?

Zhu Xiuqi bowed her head in shame: Yes, the secretary is right.

(Postscript: "Fat Zhu" and Zhu Peichu are criminals, and "Fat Zhu" is a Kuomintang spy. He tried to kill Zhu Xiuqi with a knife, but his plot failed because of Xiaoping's calmness and insight. )

Act II:

(the baise uprising preparatory stage.

Xiaoping and the Northern Expedition Tiger Li Mingrui met on a mountain road. At this point, Xiaoping led several guards to run to the uprising, and Li Mingrui just wanted to personally contact Youjiang in Baise to counterattack Nanning)

Xiaoping: Nice to meet you, nice to meet you. Old friend, long time no see!

Li looked embarrassed: Hehe ... Nice to meet you.

Xiaoping: It happens that we are in the same direction, so let's go together.

(Li is embarrassed and ashamed. He felt ashamed of his subordinates who followed him for many years and Deng Xiaoping who advised him. He blindly participated in the warlord melee, failed to get away, and finally fled back alone. )

Li: Deputy Deng, I finally believe it. People say that "a tiger falls in Pingyang and is bullied by a dog". I thought of attacking the city and plundering the land during the Northern Expedition, fleeing to the Central Plains, and then returning to Guangxi to take charge of military power. Lao Tzu always opens up territory for others and is finally used ... Alas, I really don't know how to go in the future! …

Xiaoping smiled: Brother, that's not right. Although you are in the wild, it is not the tiger that landed in Pingyang. You are putting the dragon back into the sea and the tiger back into the mountains.

Li thought for a moment, looked up and asked tentatively, what should I do?

Xiaoping immediately replied: We are going to implement an armed regime of workers and peasants in Zuoyoujiang, and you should be able to make a difference. So you'll be back in the mountains soon?

Li didn't speak.

Xiaoping patted Li on the shoulder: You see, although Nanning is empty at present, it is not easy for two groups of people to get in, and even if they do, they can't keep it. Wouldn't it be nice to build a revolutionary base area with us instead of Nanning?

Li Mingrui's eyebrows spread out gradually, and he was moved by Deng Xiaoping's profound understanding and sincere attitude. He laughed out loud: brother, you are really good.

Two people laughing towards Baise, towards success!