Watering flowers at work is very funny.

Funny and philosophical sentences 100:

1, true love is always short, and lying love is always long.

I will wait for you until I prove that you and she will be together for life.

3, love (gambler), doomed to lose a lifetime of affection.

If the memory is only one second, I hope it is a hug moment.

5, disobedient young lady, run out by yourself.

6. Love is a superstition of being in the right place at the right time.

7. Perhaps heartbreak is the most beautiful appearance of love.

8. Love is like a journey, either the same or different.

9. The people who know you best are not your friends, but your enemies.

10, the monthly income 1000 yuan is as happy as 10000 yuan.

1 1, the so-called affair is to have bread, love and want cake.

12, people can start from scratch, but not unarmed!

13. Individuals are afraid of loneliness and betrayal.

14, death is not terrible, what is terrible is that you want to die but dare not.

15, if we were not afraid of being picked up by others, we would throw away a lot of things.

16, sadness 1 min, happiness is 60 seconds less.

17, life, my mother gave birth to me, and I have to live.

18, cloudy, so the shadow doesn't want me either.

19, an old soul lives in melancholy youth.

20. I am not your dog. I don't need to look at your face to get the bone I want.

2 1, the real tears come from the bottom of my heart, and the eyes are just an exit.

22. After many vicissitudes, I just laughed and cried.

Everyone says I'm obedient, but I only listen to myself.

24. Friendship is like a vase, it will break when you break it.

25. Sometimes I am as optimistic as a fart, always thinking that I can shake the earth.

26. I can't wait for you for a year or two, nor can I wait for you to be 22 years old. I can only wait for you all my life.

27. When I want to say something most, it is often the time when I am most silent.

28. I connected all my memories into a movie, only to find it was a tragedy.

29. Fate despises those who give in to it.

30. When I was chasing Happyness, I hesitated to turn left or right.

3 1, there are only two kinds of unrequited love results, either making a positive result or standing on the ground to become a Buddha, and taking a step back will complete your blue sea and blue sky.

Legend has it that there are two kinds of people left in love, men who have no money and women who can't pretend.

33. If you don't have the ability to entangle yourself, you can entangle others if you have the ability.

34. The furthest distance in the world is when we go out together. You buy four generations of apples and I buy four bags of apples.

35. The commander will look on coldly and see how long the crab will run wild.

36. Some things don't need to be argued, but they obey on the surface and resist secretly.

37. Success is not an end, but a process of success. The same is true of life and happiness.

38. Love never left, but I remember, but you forgot.

39. To be a good monster, you must defeat Altman at all costs.

If I were a princess, I would save a frog, but all I met were toads.

4 1, look at a young man Not bad: go to Thailand first, then go to Korea, and marry him when you come back.

42. There are some things you shouldn't understand and some people you shouldn't hurt.

43. The happiest thing for a man is that his wife gave birth to her own child. ...

44. When you are tired, you know you are not superman.

45. Emotion is not a question of thinking, and it cannot be explained clearly by empathy.

46. Don't worry about a goal that can't be achieved in a limited time.

47. When the knife rest is around the neck, no one will let others go.

48. Maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will have put on my cassock.

49. We have nothing to be afraid of. We didn't come to this world to go back alive!

50. Perseverance is not enough in your career. Before insisting, it is a choice. If you find the right direction, there is hope of success.

5 1, time is quietly rolling behind me. Once upon a time, the scar on the route you left was spreading.

Sometimes, what you think belongs to you is actually very fragile, just like leaves and trees. A gust of wind is irrelevant.

53. Can you pretend to be reluctant with a little sadness?

Knocking on the door in an unhappy room can't find the right person.

55. If I were a dish, my heart would be a restaurant you can't afford.

56. Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

57. When will the salary increase? The ending is good, and there is little hope.

58. You will always be my stop frame, and I am just your passer-by.

59. Memory is childish. As time goes by, a plaque of youth hangs.

60. I compressed you in my memory, but I couldn't find a way to decompress you.

6 1, maybe love is like a fallen leaf, which seems to be flying but falling.

62. Tears are a gift you mailed me, and the address is not very happy.

63. Love is not to possess a person, but to conquer a heart.

64. In the name of love, not everything is taken for granted.

65. Warm your eyes with a flower season.

66. Some past events never belong to one person. If you treat it as two people's, it is a heavy burden that neither you nor I can bear.

67. Live a carefree life with a casual attitude.

68. The difference between genius and genius: Genius can be anything, but genius can be ...

69. Is it warm winter or cold winter? Experts say that the assessment can only be made after the end of winter.

70. The happiest thing in the world is to find that the person you love just loves you.

7 1, everyone has a wound in his heart, which is where the sky once fell.

72, brewing love is always a sudden thing, only the destruction of love needs careful calculation.

73. Living in tragedy shows that God has made me constantly strive for self-improvement.

74. I know you didn't lie, even if you did, I wouldn't know.

75. I weigh myself in time. Then criticize your shallowness and arrogance.

76. Loneliness means that I always love her more than you do, and unfeeling means that you have to love her.

77. Divorce is like amputation. You survived, but you also lost something.

78, the so-called right and wrong, just to establish a person's point of view. Actually, there is no right or wrong in this world.

79. Four evils in the new era: Toyota's chassis, developers' real estate, stock market and ex-boyfriend's hard disk.

80. Love is like cold air. It always comes suddenly when you think the sunshine is warm as spring, which makes you unprepared.

8 1, the relationship between love and people may be like a whip, a top pulled up. It moves, it hurts.

82. I found a mouse pad yesterday and wanted to get a computer. What did you say was missing?

Don't pour all the dirty water on yourself when you do something wrong. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

84. Children always want to leave home to find happiness. It was many years before they knew that the happiest place was home.

85. Love is a gamble. You give up the bet. If you win, it means you love deeply enough. If you lose, it means that the other person doesn't love you enough.

86, love, or flammable, or durable, but never have both, the joy of love, the pain of love.

87. I asked Buddha Zu: What is love? Buddha said: alas! Love!

88. It is said that the ratio of men to women is unbalanced, and more boys will become bachelors, but why haven't handsome guys chased me in droves?

89. The so-called loneliness is to live with someone you can't dig out any more.

90. Divorce is like amputation. You survived, but you also lost something.

9 1, life is like a dream, and I always have insomnia; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, and I am always possessed.

92. Some people never forget. Some injuries have never healed. Some dreams never wake up. Some have never been said.

93, wearing a coat to go out, the typhoon did not come; I went out with an umbrella and it didn't rain. The weather forecast is a lie, my report is a lie, and the people who love me are also lies. What else is true?

94. You think that if you talk to others, you will get a kind of redemption. But maybe, listening to your partner will give you an axe. Cut you with a smile.

95. The most handsome person in the world is her period. She can come whenever she wants, and she won't come if she doesn't want to. I'm worried that she won't come, and you're tired of her coming. You have to bear it silently whether she comes or not. Admit it, listen to your period and be a good girl.

96. Love and romance need qualified men to do! ! Love is a luxury that ordinary people can't afford! !

97. In those days, I said goodbye to my parents and went to Shanghai alone. Where did my dream of working die? My mind is full of new certificates. Money is not earned, people are not married, and the temple falls first. Who knows that in this life, the heart is in the inner circle and the body is old.

98. I smoked almost the same cigarettes and spent almost a day at leisure. I spent almost the same money, tasted almost the salty life, passed almost the edge, and it took about a year.

99. Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time. They can't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

100, the law stipulates that men can only get married at the age of 23, but 18 can be a soldier. This illustrates a problem: first, it is easier to kill than to be a husband; Second, it is more difficult to live than to fight; Third, women are more difficult to deal with than enemies.

A profound and reasonable sentence:

1, why so many people in this world like mermaids, not because she is beautiful, but because she won't cheat. . .

2, don't think your parents are old, because they are the people in the world who don't think you were stolen.

3, friends pay attention, parents are filial.

I don't fall in love, and my friends are almost gone.

5, the so-called threshold, the past is the door, not the past has become the threshold.

6. In the future, you will definitely appreciate your present efforts.

7. There are a group of invisible friends, like the dead, lying on the list of friends. Even if there is no contact, the feelings will not fade.

8. Men all like clean women, but they all like to make clean women dirty. . .

9. What wakes you up every day should not be an alarm clock, but a dream!

10, as long as the mind does not decline, the method is always more difficult than it is.

1 1, you taught others how to treat you.

12, the older you get, the more troubles you have. G's mind is full of G's troubles.

13, I've been trying to escape loneliness, but I'm just lonely and have nowhere to run.

14, I wrote what you don't know, just to get your attention.

15, the oath is false no matter how beautiful it is, and the ending is true no matter how miserable it is. . .

16, who is the only one? Fairy tales are fairy tales after all.

17, "This society is cruel. When you make a mistake, no one will tell you, you will only be repaired secretly. As long as you don't find out, you will suffer for life. "

18, "Don't let your girlfriend be blue, because if she is blue, you will also be green. Don't make your boyfriend red, because he is red and you are yellow. . . "

19, I went to the suburbs to participate in the pigeon racing yesterday. I finally went alone.

20. Giving happiness is not what you want.

2 1, I'm not a good actor, so I can't smile at your ambiguity.

22. Many times women are not stupid, but just too lazy to be smart, especially in front of the person they like.

23. Even in the best marriage, there will be the idea of divorce and the impulse to strangle each other once in your life. Even the happiest job, there will be the idea of quitting, and the burden of entanglement ... persistence is the best quality.

24. When the mouse laughs at the cat, there must be a hole beside it.

Being a parent is a very professional occupation, but most parents go to work without any training.

26. If a person is good to you, you will squander it, while if a person is bad to you, you will cherish it.

27. When you see one thing clearly, you are enlightened.

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100 philosophical funny sentences-short literature