What are the jokes of an American, a Japanese and a China?

1. An American, a Japanese and a China are exploring the jungle. As a result, all of them were arrested by the cannibal tribe.

But the tribal chief said, "I'm in a good mood today, and I won't eat you, but you all have to get a hundred boards, but you can have a wish come true before you get a board. "

The Americans were the first to get hit by the board. He said, "Before hitting the board, put a cushion on my ass. "Pad, the board rained down; The previous 7 boards were ok. After 3 boards, the cushion was smashed, and then the board was bleeding ... After the fight, the United States always left.

after seeing this, the Japanese asked for 1 mattresses. After 1, 2, 3 ... 1, the Japanese got up and patted their ass, nothing; Then he boasted about his imitation ability and re-creation ability with a smelly mouth, and wanted to sit and watch the Chinese people's drama.

China people slowly get down and say leisurely, "Come on, give me the Japanese mat.

2. An American, a Japanese and a China were walking in the desert. When they were walking, they saw an Aladdin magic lamp, wiped it and a person came out. The man said, I am the lamp god, and I can satisfy three wishes of each of you!

Americans are the first to say: My first wish is to ask for a lot of money. The genie said: This is simple and meets you! Tell me about the second wish. The American said: I want a lot of money. After the genie met his wish, the American said his third wish: get me home. The genie said: No problem. So Americans returned to America with a lot of money.

The genie asked the Japanese again, and the Japanese said, I want a beautiful woman! The genie of the lamp gave him a beautiful woman. The Japanese said again: I still want beautiful women! The genie of the lamp also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. The Japanese finally said: Send me back to Japan.

After the genie sent the Japanese back to China, he asked the China people what they wanted. China people say: Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first. The genie gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is. China people say: Another bottle of Erguotou! The genie asked him what his third wish was. The China people said, I miss the Japanese and Americans very much. Please get them back.

3. During the war, a transport plane carried five passengers, namely Americans, British, Japanese and? A pupil in China, and a priest. When the plane was approaching the war zone, the engine of the plane was blown off by stray bullets. The captain announced that he would abandon the plane and then parachuted to escape. At this time, there were only four parachutes left on the plane, and the Americans said unhurriedly; I want to live for the American people.

After saying that, I jumped with an umbrella. The Englishman said in a hurry: I want to live for Great Britain, and then I jumped with an umbrella. The Japanese said in a hurry: I want to live for the Great Japanese Empire, and then I jumped.

At this moment, China pupils said calmly, Mr. Pastor, there are two parachutes here. Let's go! The priest asked, shouldn't there be only one? China pupils said: No! That Japanese guy just took my schoolbag.

4. After a ship was wrecked, three people were lucky enough to be washed up on an island by the sea, including a China, an American and a Japanese.

When they woke up from a coma, they found that they were in a cannibal tribe. After seeing them, the chief said, you have two choices, one is to die, and the other is to play your balls. China people thought that playing your balls hurt, but it was better than dying, so they had to play them. The chief sent someone to play them once.

The Americans saw it and chose to play the balls. The chief saw his ugliness, so he ordered to play him 1 times. It's Japan's turn, he said. We have the spirit of Bushido in Japan. We can't call you insults. I choose to die! ! ! So the chief gave the order: play small Japanese balls until they die! ! !

5. Americans and Japanese people continued to trudge along with China people in a huff. When they walked, they saw an Aladdin magic lamp, wiped it and another person floated out. The man said, I am the apprentice of the lamp god, and I can only satisfy one wish for each of you.

The American rushed to say, I never want to see that China person again. The genie said: OK. Then he turned to the Japanese and asked, What about yours? The Japanese quickly said, I don't want to see that China person either. The genie said: OK. Then he turned to China and asked, What about yours? China people say: What they say doesn't count.