Humor to lose weight, talk about mood phrases

1, Sister Men, Fat people have no future! Fat people have no future! Slim down before you speak!

2. Don't be ugly at a beautiful age.

3, the end of the road must be fine, not extremely crazy and unhappy, hair will be white, soil will be buried.

Humorous sentences of weight loss motto

Intimate contact on the beach was originally a romantic thing, but if you finally want to dig each other out of the sand, it is another matter.

The saddest thing is that the figure is thin and the face is full. Is there wood? !

6. A woman who loves food loves to eat more and eat less. What can she do? Can she die? How long has it been since I ate? Have I ever lost you since I was a child? Why are you so shameless? Look at your fat face at dinner. You have no right to eat! ! ! Fat bitch.

7. If you are not beautiful, you can also be an attractive woman! But forgive my short knowledge, I have never seen any fat man attractive!

8. Eat? Are you qualified to eat? Carry out weight loss to the end!

9. Why bother? I know you are going to lie to me, but I still can't believe it. Forget it. I'll leave you alone.

10, just remember: Fat people have no future! No matter how capable and kind you are, you are just a good fat man ~

Humorous sentences of weight loss motto

1 1, fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

12, women in their thirties are smarter than girls in their twenties. You should know how picky this society is about women! So, be sure to be thin! Don't think too much!

13, you have to be thin to flirt with handsome guys, uncle, right? I won't talk to you. I'm going to seduce a man

14, Jolin Tsai, people are so hard. At that time, they were still in college, and they didn't eat anything. People are human, so let's not be so sorry for ourselves.

15, we women want to have sex with beautiful women. Now being fat affects our beauty. Earn it back while we are still young, and God will repay you in the future! I have been trying to lose weight for six years. Prove that I really can't let go. Since I can't put it down, I'll finish it at one go.

16, we are obese ... obese people with overnutrition, so it doesn't hurt to eat less!

17. Beautiful clothes in the mall. Don't you want to wear it?

18, the key to losing weight is hunger, exercise is the most useless, and help is the most. But if you want to lose weight through exercise, it's impossible.

19, even if you die, the coffin is bigger than others, and it needs more! Still lose weight!

20, talk about heat and health, don't worry, don't bother, eat more fruits and vegetables, pay attention to nutrition and health care. Change the air frequently in the morning and evening and cover the window before going to bed at night. If you want to lose weight, you often walk around the park.