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Personalized signature, heavy taste

1, pay attention to your self-cultivation, you are the child's first teacher.

2. China University trains slaves instead of talents.

3. There are only people who shouldn't love, and there is no bed that shouldn't go to.

4, true or false, such a world, such a life.

This is a greenhouse full of cacti. I stood for a long time with a balloon called happiness.

6. The early bird gets the worm, and the early girl gets the worm.

7. Sometimes, caring too much is also a kind of torture for yourself.

8. One-way trip, one's morning and night, one's youth.

9. Be filial to your parents. It's not just lip service, it's also good to make more phone calls.

10, I am willing to leave a heart for you, forever.

1 1, we are all crazy people who are cornered by love.

12, after three years, I will prove my achievements with actions.

13. Are you going to be a beggar if you don't fight for your future family?

14, Weibo became a mistress, QQ is an old love, but MSN is still the first room.

15. Rabbits don't eat grass near their nests. This sentence tells us that rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests.

16, suddenly want to say sorry to myself, sorry that I can't find my original self anymore.

17, the so-called threshold, the past is the door and the past is the threshold.

18, people need a little temper to live their ambitions.

19, although people are not things, living is to buy things and eat.

20. People are not good, but the degree of bad is different.

2 1, kiss and touch, have a meal.

22, women chasing men, interlayer yarn, men chasing women, separated by a mother.

23. Women can live a better future only by their own efforts.

24. If you are willing to die, I am willing to bury you.

25, you are rude, I am righteous, and the straight line will always be parallel.

26, your lips, the color of your period.

27. Your efforts are not necessarily in the eyes of others. If you don't work hard, others must be in your heart.

28, men will not show men when they come to menstruation.

29, Andy Lau told everyone that the world is not perfect, but efforts can be close to perfection! Let's go

30. Try to enrich yourself. Don't stop learning. No matter what you learn, language, cooking, all kinds of skills.

3 1, even if they were as good as the first one, she would have come early.

I won't say anything if I kill you.

33. If you don't smoke, you won't die, but it will be worse than death.

34. There are too many unknown pains behind the glory of others.

Europe and America attach great importance to individual signatures.

1, is it wrong to secretly love you? Is it wrong to confess to you?

2, eat a bowl and watch the pot, and you deserve to turn your face.

Love is like a mantra, which always makes people willingly indulge.

I am used to having you, and I am happy with you. I'm afraid of losing you, too.

If I didn't like you, you wouldn't have a good temper!

6. I will be like a plant without feet, waiting in place and planting you deeply in my heart.

7. I will never say I love you. This is the tacit understanding between us.

8. We are all busy actors. If we don't devote ourselves wholeheartedly, we can't finish it.

9. Whose sadness is played at the end of the movie, and whose uneasiness is sung in your eyes.

10, I'm a little tempted by you, but I'm so afraid to look into your eyes.

1 1. Teacher, you are neither beautiful nor cute. Why should I keep staring at you in class?

12, I won't follow, I have been living the life I want.

13. If you feel that you are struggling to walk, you are going uphill.

14, you will lose it if you don't take the initiative. If you take the initiative, he will not cherish it. This is the heart.

15, if you don't love, say you don't love. Don't leave the whole thing to labor: we are not suitable.

16, live a natural life and be yourself.

17, either cling to your dreams or let go.

18, you can be fickle, or I can be completely promiscuous. Who can't live without it?

19, a strong girl will cry, but she will never give up.

20, beauty is like a gem, better without modification.

2 1, how could I be decadent without your betrayal?

22. I can't bear to lose the residual temperature, but I forgot that the scar still hurts.

23. Let me show you my manners. Do you want to celebrate when you leave me?

24. Not meeting doesn't mean I don't miss you. I didn't contact you just to hide my attachment to you.

If the enemy can make you angry, it means that you are not sure to beat him.

26. Let go of the sadness that life can't afford!

27. If you give up, you lose completely. Stick to it, at least there is a glimmer of hope.

28. I want to pick up a simple heart again, or I want to congratulate you on listening to my faith.

29. When the tears run out, the rest should be strong.

30. It's not that I'm exposed too early, but that your acting skills are not enough.

3 1, I am sad, just because I want to be sad.

Loneliness is not because you have no friends, but because no one lives in your heart.

33. I live in tragedy, which shows that God makes me strong.

We have no choice but to grow old together.

35. Love is an apricot moon in the confused years of youth, beautiful and hazy.

I used up my last strength just to smile at you like a sunflower.

I told you to keep a low profile, but you always gave me applause and screams.

38. The supporting role also has a chance to appear, but you have erased my part.

Butterflies can't fly across the sea, not because they are not brave. But because I can't.

40. The man I love is also worried, so the more affectionate I am, the more heartless I am.

4 1, as long as the ending is a comedy ending, how can I cry in the process!

42. Take a step back, let go, and break into a world.

43, you don't deserve to make public in the black and white world, because I want a colorful sky.

44. Men are awkward, and sisters are the most important.

45. Remember that I am still here, and remember that I am still in love.

46. How can I forget the person who once messed up my heartbeat?

47, itself is a kind of loneliness, but also to be the antidote to your loneliness.

48. If you reduce your dependence and expectation, you will live well.

Although the bird is small, it plays all over the sky.

50. Maturity is a painful word. You may not get it, but you will definitely lose it.

5 1, an understatement, the story after you left me.

52. People who understand me don't need my explanation, and people who don't understand me don't deserve my explanation.

53. Because I once loved a madness, I saw you still smiling.

I promise that I will stay until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. I really can't get your love back?

55. Sometimes I really want to fast forward the time and see if the final value is worth it.

56. Only the color that suits you best is the most beautiful color in the world.

If you want to test my patience, please prepare your patience first.

58. It's a popular world to leave, but none of us are good at saying goodbye.

59. It must be hard for you to watch someone you like pour out his heart for another person.

60, my hand is full of your tears, it has been disabled.

6 1, you are still my soft spot, even though I try my best to be brave. .

62. No matter how hard you try to smile, everything still can't go back to the original point.

63. Some people go crazy on the personalized route and finally become Christmas trees.

64. Every time I think of you, you happen to think of me. If only your heart could tremble.

65. If you don't understand, don't expect to be understood, don't be confused, don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you.

66. The behavior of crazy people is not abnormal, but you are not like them.

67. Time will heal almost all wounds. Please give me some time.

68. I made many decisions and finally lost under your prayers.

69. Money may not be perfect, but true feelings will make it perfect.

70, you are not me, you don't have to understand my loneliness, just as a passport.

7 1. I am not a child of a rich family. I have no choice but to struggle.

72. You just had a tacit understanding with each other, but you let go and chose to abandon it.

73. I don't need to explain or explain, I am who I am.

74. I like the feeling of winning, so I am overbearing. I must be the only one in your heart.

75, my pride, don't allow you to trample.

76. I can't keep up with you every step, but the distance is getting farther and farther.

77. I suddenly feel that Pleasant Goat is very similar to Journey to the West. The collection was caught, and then I definitely stopped eating it.

78. I have been expecting you to come to me, with messy hair and unshaven beard, knocking at my door with regret.

79. The road ahead is still so long that I don't know the ending or make assumptions. I just want to see my whole life.

80. Memories are nothing. Even if my mother likes you, as long as you dare to mess with my sister, I can still shoot you without changing your face!

8 1. It is estimated that all the children have tried to close the refrigerator door slowly to see when the lights inside go out.

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1, the salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so. 2, the road you choose, you have to walk on your knees.

It must be hard for you to watch someone you like pour out his heart for another person.

4. Rats can surf the Internet, otherwise why they are called rats.

5. Because I once loved a madness, I saw you still smiling.

6, my pride, don't allow you to trample.

7. It's really embarrassing to talk about people who even want to eat and drink water. Only after I shit.

8. Women's moaning and nagging will make men unable to cope.

9. Be open-minded when you meet a master in love, so that you won't feel guilty when you meet a killer in love.

10, a woman's belly is made by a man, and a man's belly is made by a man. The former is due to fertilization, and the latter is due to alcohol.

1 1, let me think freely. Please also enjoy this freedom. Isn't this the most wonderful interpersonal relationship?

12, I am used to having you, and I am very happy to have you. I'm afraid of losing you, too.

13, all kinds of bites, all kinds of ditties, all kinds of tunes.

14, go home early on business trip, call downstairs first, at least give them time to get dressed.

15, since ancient times, whoever has no shit in his life has to pull early and pull late.

16, with so much youth, Jiao Jiao B is naughty everywhere.

17, I'm embarrassed to tell my boyfriend what to do when I buy sanitary napkins in the future, saying that I want to buy clothes for my aunt.

18, love or not is between your legs, look at yourself.

19, if you have another woman in mind, then I can sleep with another man under the bed.

20. I have been expecting you to come to me, with messy hair and unshaven beard, knocking at my door with regret.

2 1, wash your proud bangs, you can throw out 2 pounds of oil!

22, men enjoy a moment, women enjoy the whole process.

23, bow down by courage, look up at strength.

24. The supporting role also has the opportunity to appear, but you have erased my part.

25. It's hard to love someone. It's fun to love two people, but it's over to love three.

26. Love is just pulling a beautiful calf when you are lonely.

27. There is a kind of brother in society, but the brother is not your object.

28, the broken pot has its own broken lid, and the nun has love; Why am I waiting, waiting for your arrival!

29. Don't mess with me, or I'll let you die rhythmically.

30. A man may not be handsome, but he must have taste.

3 1, I didn't like girls hesitating before, but now I feel quite comfortable.

32. The behavior of crazy people is not abnormal, but you are not like them.

33. Remember that I am still here, and remember that I am still in love.

The road ahead is still so long, I don't know the ending and I don't make assumptions. I just want to see my whole life.

35, poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani.

36. My aunt is a bloody ghost and sanitary napkins are vampires.

37. My life is decided by me, not by God. God wants to destroy me and I will destroy God.

38. I like the feeling of winning, so I am overbearing. I must be the only one in your heart.

39, lingering without wearing a condom, taste is taste.

40. Is it wrong to secretly love you or to confess to you?

4 1, don't underestimate me, I am Maitreya!

42. A woman will fall in love with a man who looks down on her, and a man will fall in love with a woman who looks up to him.

I blame myself for being too young. I don't know if I'm a man or a dog.

44. If you reduce your dependence and expectation, you will live well.

45. I'm sorry that this man is mine. Please take care of your thighs and sexual desire.

46. On a busy street, there is always a broken car with a broken shoe in it.

47. Either try to climb up or rot in the mud at the bottom of society.

48. A man who is more diligent in changing women than changing sanitary napkins will have your dysmenorrhea sooner or later.

49. I used up my last strength just to smile at you like a sunflower.

50. As a woman, is it so difficult to want a simple love that works at sunrise and stops at sunset?

5 1, how many tigers are beautiful women, and how many beautiful women are greedy for cheap.

52. What do you think you are a condom?

If the enemy can make you angry, it means that you are not sure you can beat him.

54. The world is more wonderful with you and better without you!

55. The little sunflower mother started her class. The child always has a bad cough. Most of them don't want to go to school to pretend. Have a casual meal.

We have no choice but to grow old together.

57. The man I love is also worried, so the more affectionate he is, the more heartless he is.

58. The time is right, the place is right, the feelings are right, but the characters are wrong!

59. Boss, have a bowl of noodles with Chinese sauerkraut.

60, the man was dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, they look bad, I am dumped, and you are fucking crazy.

6 1, at the beginning of life, human nature is good. You fry the cake and I'll fry the eggs.

62. Teacher, you are neither beautiful nor cute. Why should I keep staring at you in class?

63. I can't recite a book just like I can't shit, which makes me feel unspeakable pain.

64. If you offend me, I will make you feel the beauty of being alive!

You are not a cactus, so why be so strong.

66. Have money to do things well, but have no money to do people well.

67. Don't think that breaking up with you and returning to your space is nostalgia. I'll take a look at the toilet after I shit!

68. People decorate clothes, horses decorate saddles and dogs run with bells.

For a lazy and delicious person like me, the only way to lose weight is to shit more.

70. People who know food will not eat well-done steak; People who know how to love will not promise eternity.

7 1, take a step back, let go, and break into a world.

72. The purpose of installing a mirror in the bathroom is to let people pee and look in the mirror.

73. A strong girl will cry, but she will never give up.

74. I am reluctant to let go. Lovelorn, unforgettable.

75. You just had a tacit understanding with each other, but you let go and chose to abandon it.

76, calm is a kind of life accomplishment, innocence is a kind of personality.

77. A good lover makes people want to start a family, while a bad lover makes people want to become a monk.

78. Teenagers don't know that sperm is expensive, and they always look at B and cry.

79. The division of labor is different: before a man goes to work, his wife wears a tie, and before going to bed, his lover unfastens his belt.

80. Commodities have a shelf life, and people sometimes get tired of looking at them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

8 1, the so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for comes, followed by the wolf.

82. When I love you, you are what you say; I don't love you. What do you say you are?

83. You can be fickle and simple, and I can be promiscuous and thorough. Who can't live without who?

84. Yesterday, the physiology teacher gave us a lecture. He said that you can't plug in everywhere like a USB flash drive, and you will get a virus.

85. Various postures and tricks. All kinds of surging, all kinds of floating.

86. I fart in the elevator. I shouted that something was burnt, so the whole elevator sucked my fart clean.

87. No matter how good the chain is, it can't stop the dog who wants to run, and no matter how good the treatment is, it can't satisfy the greedy heart.

88. Where did you fall? Where did you get up? The same place fell again. I suspect there is a pit there.

89. I can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

90, gunfire, drums, I am the hooligan I am afraid of!

9 1, live a natural life and be yourself.

92. I am not a child of a rich family. I have no choice but to struggle.

93. The word ambiguity, literally, means missing the day. But one pretends to have love and the other pretends to have a future.

94. When the tears run out, the rest should be strong.

95. I can't keep up with you every step, but the distance is getting farther and farther.

96, sexy and not coquettish, derailed and chaste.

97. I will never say I love you. This is the tacit understanding between us.

98. Don't treat me like a common people and tell the story of the underworld.

99, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can circle the earth twice.