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How to describe your face humorously?

My face is as big as a balloon. Be careful not to fly away every time you laugh. My face is as big as a TV screen, and my friends call me a billboard.

1. My face is as big as a balloon. Be careful not to fly away every time you laugh. This description compares my face to a balloon, and exaggerates that when I laugh, people will feel that my face is full of air, as if I could fly away at any time. This metaphor has a certain sense of humor and imagination.

2. My face is as big as the TV screen, and my friends call me a "mobile billboard": this description contrasts my face with the TV screen and expresses in a teasing way that my friends think that various advertisements or information can be played on my face. Express a relaxed and happy mood through humor and exaggeration.