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People say you have small eyes. How do you answer this question?

1, my eyes are small, but small eyes have the advantages of small eyes, such as focusing more light.

Although my eyes are small and yours are big, I didn't meet scum, but you did. It can be seen that no matter how big your eyes are, it is impossible to know people clearly.

I am proud of my small eyes. Is it in your way?

Excuse me, do you live by the sea? Not only the sky above, but also the ground below, and now I don't even let go of my eyes.

5. You are busier than the aunt in the neighborhood committee. After all, they don't care about the size of my eyes, but you will.

6. Although God gave me a pair of small eyes, it gave me the ability to know people. Although God gave you a pair of big eyes, you can't stand being blind.

7. I have small eyes, but I can do it. Your big eyes are just a decoration on your face.