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Necessary examples of picking up girls and chatting

New thinking of love? 04-06 16:28

Sometimes women always say t

I'm talking to a woman. What should I say?

Love new thinking

Necessary examples of picking up girls and chatting

New thinking of love? 04-06 16:28

Sometimes women always say t

I'm talking to a woman. What should I say?

Love new thinking

Necessary examples of picking up girls and chatting

New thinking of love? 04-06 16:28

Sometimes women always say things that men can't reply to, and some of them are because they are not attractive at all, so girls don't like you and are not interested in chatting with you. Then say something that I don't know how to reply. The following example is to teach you how to deal with these situations. I hope reading these examples will give you some inspiration.

1、

Woman: I'm going to take a shower.

M: Then can I have a look?

Female: pervert

M: When I fade, you should worry about your charm index.

2、

Woman: Hehe.

Man: What are you smirking about? Do you think I'm too handsome to find a treasure?

3、

W: I think I've gained weight.

M: Do you look fat or do you feel fleshy?

W: I really think I've gained weight.

When I have time, M: I will identify it for you.

4、

Man: Do you sing?

Woman: Yes. . . . . . . .

Man: Let's play dice.

Woman: Yes. . . . . . . . . . . .

Man: Beauty, do you live in a metropolis with an original ecological atmosphere like Beijing?

5、

W: I'm busy. I'll talk to you later. .

M: Mom says children who cheat grow noses.

6,

M: What do you want to eat?

Woman: Whatever. . . . . . . . .

Man: You have three choices. You choose one.

Yidao Sichuan dish

Japanese food

golden peacock

seven

Woman: Whatever.

Man: Let's eat hot pot.

Woman: It's too hot.

Man: Have a barbecue.

Woman: angry,

M: Drink milk tea.

Woman: It's too cold.

Man: What do you want to eat?

Woman: Whatever.

M: Are you a Gemini? There are two children fighting inside? I want to eat Hunan cuisine. If you don't object, you agree Start (a disease)

8、

Woman: I can't pronounce this expression. The one with eyes in the black bullet.

Man: Are you burned?

9.

Woman: A sweaty face.

Man: Why are you sweating so much when it's not hot? Don't you think. . . . . I am pure.

10、

Woman: Who are you?

M: Good citizens of Beijing.

1 1、

Woman: I just got up.

Man: full of laziness.

12

W: I'm busy. Why?

M: Well, the White House has exploded, and World War III may be about to begin.

Woman: Huh? When did this happen?

Man: Just now, the news was on. You don't know.

W: Let me see that station. What happened?

Male: 180 people died, more than 500 people were missing, and 1 people were deceived.

13

You don't have short hair as before. Long hair suits you. Looks more ladylike.

W: ok.

M: The film The Godfather is very beautiful and profound. After reading it, people will have a lot of feelings.

W: ok.

Man: You are great. Say whatever you want. Get married and go home as a wife.

14

Woman: I don't want to talk to you.

Man: Do you know sign language so well? When did you learn it?

15

W: Why is it so difficult to talk to you?

M: Then I'll adjust the frequency. Are you 99.8? Don't dial the wrong number in the future.

16

Woman: Do you like me?

How do you think?

Woman: You are so boring.

M: Then let's talk about something.

17

Woman: You are so cute. Poor nobody loves you.

Man: Hey, hey, then I'm not bad.

18

Woman: Don't worry.

M: Then what movie shall we go to see tonight?

19

Woman: I'm not for you.

M: I'm not suitable for Martians either. I have been to Mars. Take me with you when you have time.

20

W: What do you like about me? Why do you like me?

M: I like you, noble and elegant, reasonable, considerate, gentle and generous, sometimes royal elder sister and sometimes loli, smart and clever.

Comments: Do women just want you to praise her? Just satisfy her.

2 1

W: What will happen to your girlfriend and your wife?

My future girlfriend will be like you.

22

W: I want you to take care of it. Get out.

If all the girls say that, you have to do something that annoys her. (before intimacy)

Woman: Why should I know you?

M: Because I am a five-good young man and have made outstanding contributions to the modernization of the motherland, I would like to introduce it to you.

24

Woman: "My period is coming, and it hurts to death."

M: My sister has the same problem. Last time she told her best friend a secret recipe, I heard it nearby.

Woman: What's this?

M: Drink motherwort cream before menstruation or on the first day. Drink brown sugar, Jiang Mo, longan and jujube water when you come. So is Jiang Mo.

I hope these examples are useful to you. Of course, we can also draw inferences and create better words.

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