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1, there are too many bacteria outside, and I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.

2. The word "life" made my brain twitch and my spinal cord twitch for more than twenty years. Never got to the point.

3. People always want ghosts and gods to know when doing good things, but they always think ghosts and gods don't know when doing bad things. We are too embarrassed. Funny about mood phrases, sometimes I feel ugly. If I take out my ID card, I will find myself worrying too much. Many people like to say: wait for me! But after waiting for many years, I still didn't wait for embarrassment.

4, the original happy base camp, leaving Nana only the base camp.

The best thing about my sister is that she can rogue literature and art without relying on alcohol and tobacco.

6. I know you don't treat me like a number. Actually, I didn't take you seriously either.

7, Ming Sao is easy to hide, and it is hard to prevent.

8. When you can't figure it out, think about yourself in China, and everything will suddenly become clear.

9. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

10, my world doesn't allow you to disappear, no matter whether the ending is perfect or not.

1 1. If I go down one day, I will definitely come up for you.

12, this is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a safety helmet.

13. Spitting is used to count money, not to reason.

14, some people say that love makes a person humble, and love makes a person lose himself.

15, how about having a husband and scoring goals with the goalkeeper!

16, Conan would be angry with Richard Moore if he didn't play by common sense.

17, you don't like me, this is a disease, a very serious disease, and must be cured!

18, eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin, you can't have both, so I left.

19, when you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate and kick your bicycles one by one.

20. Meeting strangers is actually very troublesome. A lot of lies have to be told.