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The girlfriend I just met introduces herself orally

Oral self-introduction to a girlfriend you just met

You can write: Hello everyone, I am contracted by this girl, and from today onwards I am hers, etc. Ah, how to chat with the girlfriend you just introduced?

Chat casually and find the same topic, but remember not to ask boring questions such as whether you have eaten or drank. If she also has feelings for you, you two can actually have a conversation together. If you don't feel it, you need to work hard alone and be humorous. My girlfriend and I were introduced to each other.

1: Say that you have a hidden disease and don't want to harm her.

2: If she can reason, tell him sincerely that you are not suitable.

3: If you are being unreasonable and you are afraid of her retaliation, just calm down and wait for her to dump you. The girl I just met online has introduced herself, what should I talk about?

The first lesson on how to find topics for dating is to chase a girl. Of course, you must first know the girl’s mobile phone number, and secondly, you must be interested in her. That’s what I mean. Send a text message: I had a great time chatting with you last time. Can I invite you out for a chat again? Note: If the girl agrees, you need to put some thought into the location you are looking for. It can be a relatively quiet bar, and don't go to a restaurant for the time being. After you go home from your appointment in the second lesson, don’t forget to send a text message: It was a pleasure chatting with you, I look forward to seeing you again, and I wish you a good night! Let her know you are a caring person. The next day, you can also send her a funny text message. For example: 1. On the giant panda’s birthday, someone asked it what its wishes were. The giant panda said: I have only two wishes in my life. One is to find a Chinese medicine doctor to remove the dark circles under my eyes, and the other is that I want to take a color photo. 2. I am from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and you are from Zhoukou, Beijing; I hold your hairy hand and bite it gently, love, let us walk upright. Let her know you have a sense of humor. Note: Never post pornographic jokes! Lesson 3: Girls tend to be more vain. You can usually send text messages like this: 1. I saw you dressed up in a special way today and very cute. 2. My eyes almost dropped when I saw you dressed up very beautifully today. Don't be stingy in describing your beauty, be as beautiful as you want. Lesson 4: After you have been exposed to it for a while, you have become somewhat familiar with it, and it’s time for you to offer your treasure. Use your text messages to impress the girl you like. 1. (Suggestion) If there is an afterlife, let us be little mice, fall in love stupidly, live in a daze, cuddle up innocently, and be together stupidly. 2. (Warm reminder) Are you busy? It's okay, I just want to tell you in a way that doesn't disturb you, that I'm thinking of you. I hope that when you receive my text message, you will have a smile on your lips, letting the friends around you know that you are happy. 3. (Ask her to answer the question) Do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: A. I miss you; B. I miss you very much; C. I miss you very much; D. I can’t miss you; E. All of the above. 4. (Send weather forecast) Tomorrow the minimum temperature will be 1 degree and the maximum temperature will be 10 degrees. XX asked me to tell you: caring about the weather means caring about you. Don’t forget to add an extra piece of clothing (XX, that’s yourself). Lesson 5: The advantage of texting is that you can say things you normally wouldn’t say in person, even if it’s sour. Girls like sweet words and care about others. But you should pay attention to the following things: 1. The quantity is important but not the large number. Girls probably don’t like boys like their mother-in-law. Do you find it annoying to have them around you all day long? 2. Stop sending text messages copied from the Internet and use your own thinking. 3. Occasionally it rains for three days and the net is exposed for two days, playing hard to get. After a round of text message bombardment, and suddenly not sending a text message for a day or two, when your text messages become a part of a girl’s life, she will wonder why she didn’t send me a text message today? When she takes the initiative to text you, no matter what she says, you are already halfway to success.

But don't ignore this new force. I have seen boys succeed through this method more than once. Finally, I want to remind everyone that there is never a fixed formula for love. The way others succeed may be your failure; the way others fail may be your failure. I am only mentioning some principled things here, and they must not be applied mechanically. If this ruins your good deeds, don't come to me. If a girl doesn't like you, not even the Jade Emperor can do anything about it. As the ancients said: Subduing the enemy's troops without fighting is the best strategy. Written by a girl: How to chase girls, super classic 1. What kind of first impression should be left on the girl (time: just started to contact the girl) 1. I think the most important thing is to let the girl see your ambition . The greatest charm of a man lies in his successful career. Young people cannot be considered "successful" if they don't work long hours. At this time, you have to make your girlfriend think that you are a motivated person. You can talk nonsense about other things, but this question cannot be vague. You must tell MM that you are full of confidence in the future, that you are not satisfied with the status quo, and that you already have long-term plans. In short, your future is not a dream. 2. You must appear confident and responsible. Don't act like a child. Girls are lazy and hope to find someone to rely on. You must show your confidence and responsibility. It is better to have a wrong choice than no choice at all. 3. Don’t be too serious, but don’t be too casual. Be serious where you should be serious, and laugh when you should be funny. Girls all like men who are a little cynical, so don't appear to care about everything, as that would be too dull. 4. Men who appear more mature, calm and unhurried in situations are fatally attractive to girls. 2. How to have further contact with MM (time: the beginning of chasing) 1. The most important thing at this stage is not to be anxious, and don’t make things so clear that people can tell at a glance that you are chasing them. Think about it, most people will not fall in love with you at first glance, but they will also not hate you at first glance. They are all ordinary people's children (unless you look like Chow Yun-fat, Andy Lau or Kevin Costner). Favorability needs to be easy. It is achieved through the continuous increase of understanding, so the key to the problem is the opportunity for further development you want. Think about it from a girl's perspective: If you rush over to find someone so directly, the girl must be under psychological pressure. If I find out that I don't like you after being in contact for a while, wouldn't it be like playing tricks on you? So if you come out with a determined attitude from the beginning, you will basically be put back immediately. 2. Start with a low profile. First of all, you must position the relationship as a "friend". It is originally an "ordinary friend". You want to become a "good friend". If you have good taste, you can also ask the other party to become a "confidante" or something like that. In short, don't Say "chasing you". Think about it, if you don't mention "chasing" at all, then the girl will have less chance to "reject" you - how can she reject you if you don't pursue her? ! This can reduce the psychological pressure on girls and enable you to have a smooth relationship. Don't imagine that you will agree to marry you after only three days of knowing each other. You need to fully communicate and understand each other. Feelings do not arise out of thin air. 3. Don't be too impatient in the process of dating, be relaxed, and don't pester others all day long. You will get tired of anyone who treats you like this. A good friend of mine told me that the key to chasing a girl is eight words - "hot and cold, playing hard to get" (this is the culmination of many years of hard work by my classmate). Naturally, they won't think well of you if you keep pestering them all day long. If you cool off for a day or two, the girl will remember the benefits of your presence. Also, don't have the ambition of "I won't marry you unless you". It's not good if the price is too low. Sometimes you can use some tricks. 4. Create opportunities appropriately. As mentioned earlier, don't make things immediately turn into "you are chasing someone else", and you need to get the opportunity to get close to girls. At this time, it depends on your creativity. You can collect intelligence and find ways to turn waiting around into an encounter; you can also pretend to be casual and find the most sufficient reasons to invite the other person to do something with you. In short, this is the most technical place. If it doesn't work, you can ask your seniors for advice. 5. Don’t: It is impolite to give gifts to others casually. Some people are eager to chase girls and like to often buy things to give to others. However, they don’t know that this is the most taboo thing for chasing girls.

As the saying goes, "No reward for no work". If you give things to others like this, you are putting pressure on them. People will feel that they owe you something, so they will try to pay you back. If they can't pay you back, they will try to stop interacting with you. So as not to always owe you favors. If you want to show your sincerity, you might as well ask a girl to spend money together, such as finding a good restaurant to eat, or finding an expensive place to play together. Girls can naturally see that you spend a lot of money, but after all, money is Two people spent it together instead of turning it into something to take home. 3. What exactly is a “girlfriend”? 1. "Girlfriend" is a fact, not a promise. When you start dating a girl, you will change from "ordinary friends" to "good friends" to "very, very good friends who talk about everything." One sunny afternoon, you "accidentally" held her hand; "Moonlight above the willow branches", you suddenly attacked and kissed her. At this time, she is already your girlfriend. Regardless of whether she admits it or not, she already thinks that you are her boyfriend. I know that the smartest person never asked "Will you be my girlfriend" until we went to bed? In the end, the girl got anxious and said, "Why don't you ask me to be your girlfriend?" So, don't. If you are eager to pierce the window paper, the hazier the situation, the better for you. 2. What is "confession"? As mentioned before, confession is actually just a formality. The correct sequence should be: Only when she has actually become your girlfriend can you confess your love to someone, and it will be a matter of course. Many people don't understand this issue and always think that someone agrees to be their girlfriend first and then does whatever they want. I can only say that he is very, very "innocent" and also very, very "stupid". 3. Is there ever a time when you “have no choice but to express your feelings”? Yes, for example, a third party appears, or the relationship between you and the girl is not mature but the two of you may be separated for a period of time. The confession at this time is an immature confession, and the risk is very high. It is similar to the serious situation when playing Go. The lagging side is forced to release the "winner's hand". If it wins, it wins, and if it loses, it can only say " All bad luck is natural." 4. Don’t say the word “love” easily. I often see “bold confessions” appearing on forums. To be honest, I really think this is a very immature performance. "Love" is a sacred word, which means pursuit, commitment, and even a kind of responsibility. Men who say "love" casually are irresponsible. 4. Civilized love should not be forced. 1. Not every good girl can be chased by a girl. There will always be many people chasing her. It is impossible to fulfill everyone's wish, and there will always be losers. For example, even if you study hard and master the most advanced principles of chasing girls, you still can't catch up with anyone in TWINS. Think about the problem from another angle, no matter how nice a rural nanny who has not graduated from elementary school is to you, earns 600 a month, buys you 700 gifts (overdraft), and is willing to "play a role" for you, you will not love her. Fuck her. If she cries and pesters you every day, you will definitely feel annoyed. So love needs a material foundation, or at least balance. 2. Chasing girls is a serious social activity. Don’t make others annoyed and leave a way out for yourself. Why should a man worry about not having a wife? Some girls are indeed snobbish (a minority). If you are not convinced, you can work hard and use facts to prove that "she was blind at the time." Never mislead others or yourself. Finally, I would like to add that you must not appear cynical in front of MM. Being cynical sometimes means "you are a failure". Recommended] Tips for chasing girls: The more times you touch a woman, the easier it is for her to fall in love with you. After touching a woman, you can enhance mutual intimacy (physical contact is the best way to close the distance with a woman) method, and how to touch a woman without leaving any trace requires excellent skills), if you can have the opportunity to touch her knees or hands, that would be perfect. But don't do this if you're meeting on a first date. In coffee shops and restaurants, you'd better choose side-by-side seats (this is how opportunities are created). If you choose face-to-face seats, you won't have the chance to touch each other. In terms of a woman's body, the left side (roughly the left half, but for a left-handed woman it is the right half) is an unusual area, and it is easy to feel inflamed.

Therefore, it is best to keep the woman on your left. If you use your left hand to hug her from behind, she will fall into your arms. Then look forward to further good results to come. The Difference Between Popular Men and Unpopular Men Popular men always keep a distance from non-ideal women, but for women they admire, they have ways to place her by their side. Women will definitely be curious about attractive men (curiosity is a fatal injury to women). This curiosity can be used in interesting conversations and fresh intelligence information. If you are not popular, even if the other person is very curious, he will try his best to avoid you when he sees you. He will always feel lonely around an unpopular man, and he hopes to be in a lively atmosphere at all times. To become a popular man, you must have self-confidence (confidence without arrogance is the only way to pursue a girlfriend, remember!) and good interpersonal relationships. I believe that in this way, good girls will belong to you. From a friend to a lover, you finally have the opportunity to ask her out, but you don’t know what gift to bring. On this occasion, it is best to bring a flower, so that you can pin the flower on her chest or in her hair. That will be natural. This creates an opportunity for each other to kiss each other. As for dining, you may have to be a little more cautious the first time, but after the second time, you can choose food for two to enhance mutual intimacy. If you and her can eat a lot, then your relationship is not just friends, but a couple. Give yourself the opportunity to step into her inner world step by step. After the other person becomes your girlfriend, many people are worried that their relationship cannot go further. In fact, if these people are not too careless, they often let the relationship improve. Opportunities for emotion slip away. Among female groups, a lot of attention is paid to boys who want to help women get their coats, because at the moment when they take off their coats, if there is a man present, it is easy for women to have the illusion of a couple. When taking a taxi, if you can say: Put the things that are easy to forget with me, you will bring the distance between you and her closer. But if these behaviors are used improperly, they can be self-defeating. Creating serendipity and mystery is very important to women. Compared with men introduced by others or met at work, women are more attracted to men who meet by chance. If this accidental situation happens repeatedly, women will definitely believe in the existence of fate. But can a second chance be created? In fact, everyone can do this. If you want to meet a girl no matter what, you can check her commute route and other related matters in detail. Then you can create a second chance by chance. It is much easier. Only by accepting the female gaze can one be a successful man. Women always pay attention to the true nature of men, so when they understand that the true face of men is not the type they like, they will most likely take the opportunity to escape. It would be best to make some changes to suit her preferences. And a particularly good memory is a female characteristic. Some men have forgotten a sentence, but women remember it very clearly, so you must remember every word you say to her. What kind of gift would she like? In terms of giving gifts, if your girlfriend likes small items, you can give her rings, watches or small flowers. If she likes large items, you can give her large dolls or large bouquets. Both are fine. Win her favor. Generally speaking, most people who like small items are more mature people, because these items can be placed within the scope of their control, so most of them will not act as they please. Women who like big dolls are probably a little childish, so when she is happy, she may pester her boyfriend. However, it is also possible that after getting tired of hugging the doll, they no longer want to hug you. In this regard, although women who like small items will cost you more, they seem to be easier to cultivate long-term love.

Shortcuts to kissing: When kissing a woman, there is a principle, which is to press her against the wall. Women can use the wall as a reason to find steps (-yes!! If you want to kiss a girl, give her a Steps, even a forced kiss is very easy to succeed!) Go down. The situation of being unable to escape and avoid is a very important factor in psychology. Before you want to become a beauty hunter, you must be familiar with various techniques for understanding women's psychology in order to win the final victory. Finally, when choosing a bar or restaurant, it's best to choose one with stairs, as this will give you more excuses to get close to her. If you can hold her hand, it will peel off even more of her defenses, and all that will be left is the act of kissing her. If you give in to women's words or attitudes too much, you will definitely fail. Women are both cute and terrifying animals. The main difference between women and men is that women have two-sided personalities. They look quite gentle on the outside, but they can be said to be the mother night on the inside. Men who are not good at pursuing women will easily succumb to this kind of terror. Men who are not used to facing this kind of women will submit to women's words or smiles and become unassertive. Oral self-introduction for admission

According to your character, your style, and your life

There is no need to be nervous, it’s great to show your true self~~

Because we should believe that our true nature is the most attractive! Show your truest self! come on!

I met my girlfriend through an introduction

Yes! As long as you work hard... How to introduce yourself to meet new friends in college

Don’t worry about this because all the classmates in college are very cheerful. Since you are in the same class, you will have a lot of time to interact with each other. Since you are introverted, you should Communicate more with classmates. University is a small society and you have to adapt to it. You know? A girlfriend who dares not introduce him to his friends

First of all, are you his woman or his brother? There are generally two possibilities. You are too good and he does not want to share it with others. People are selfish and of course they hope that you will only be so intimate with him. There is also a possibility that his friends are not very good and he is afraid that you will be hurt. Of course, this is a good idea, but there is also a possibility of bad things. He doesn’t want to treat you as his official girlfriend, so it’s troublesome to introduce you to his friends. Or he has an official girlfriend, so he can't introduce you to his friends. This is between lovers. How to judge, it depends on his usual attitude towards you and whether he really cares about this matter. As long as he is not too confused, you will always know if you observe more. If you don't know something between brothers, you can ask him yourself. After all, there is nothing men can't say. Wish you good luck. My girlfriend and I just met her.

She is a virgin. Cherish her. I just introduced my girlfriend to her. Is it okay to send her a text message?

Since you have met and the matchmaker gave you your phone number, but you don’t dare to call for fear of being left out, of course you have to send a text message~ Maybe they don’t know how you feel about them and want to contact them. But you have the same idea, and I’m just waiting for you to take the initiative to contact me~

You can ask her first: Hello~ I am ###, are you busy now? I want to chat with you for a while~

If you say you are busy, then say you will contact me later

If you say you are not busy, then ask what they are doing? Then tell her what you just finished and want to know what she is doing

She said...

Just think about the situation and say it. As long as the beginning is good, the rest will be fine. It’s all settled~ Let’s let the conversation take its course~

But, I think you must contact her~

Haha~ Brother~ I wish you good luck~ Be happy ~