Funny sentences, short sentences, 202 1, humorous sentences, 5 1.

1, click a song by Jordan chan, and give it to the teacher, who will give us a monthly examination paper.

2. Don't bury it, don't open your mouth and those devices are disgusting.

3, ginger is still old and spicy, and breasts are still big for women.

People like you have nothing to talk about except love.

5, the so-called love at first sight is to look at the color.

6. He who has no oars depends on waves all his life.

7. God closes your door and doesn't open your window. Prepare a hammer yourself.

Don't yell at me. I was frightened by dogs when I was a child.

9, the old vine fainted, making money is not enough, or a person, I am ugly and no one wants to be blind!

10, I wanted to take this exam to turn over, but I didn't expect it to stick to the pot.

1 1. Yesterday, a thief came to my house to steal money, and I searched with him all night.

12, no one I like, I don't know who I miss in a daze.

13, sleeping can't solve things, you can sleep.

14, people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces.

15, the mind can be dirty, but the body must be healthy.

16, Rome was not built in a day, nor was the third floor of the lower abdomen built in a day.

17, I feel that I am not at school, but learning from me, simple and rude without wearing a condom!

18, don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.

19, touch your navel with your backhand. You city people really know how to play.

20, hiding from the rain for a lifetime, will the rain be very sad?

2 1, I'm not a straw boat, don't give me your bitch.

22. Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try it several times in the surrounding trees.

23. I want to raise a bunch of minions and help me to be a winter vacation homework.

24. Eat bitter gourd when you are sad, and cry when you are bitter.

If you want to test my patience, please prepare your patience first.

26. Being good-looking can make many things need no explanation.

27. Ordinary friends will alienate, while good friends will only break up.

I may not be at home when I am pursuing Happyness.

29, the mood is really strange things, such as I want to sleep with you now.

30. Heaven and earth can learn from children's innocence. I like you very much.

3 1, what you call stability, don't be poor.

32, love small plane, who hit who forced.

33. I am cuter than you because I still have a lovely you.

34. When taking a bath in summer, I feel that I am helping mosquitoes wash vegetables.

35, love should do what you can, if it is a mouse, don't want to sleep with a cat.

36, my mind is very easy to guess, in addition to eating, I just want to get rich.

37. When you see the person you like, you will automatically start the loading mode.

Don't put too many things in your head, your face will get bigger.

39. People don't love me, and I don't love others. If people love me, they commit themselves to each other.

40. They say that those who have an appointment are called New Year's Eve, and those who don't are called staying up late.

4 1, I still like you, like a mentally retarded person who hasn't made progress for many years.

The fairest thing in the world is that everyone must die.

43. Constantly thinking, easily disappointed, unconsciously unfamiliar.

44. I still like you. I like your mother beating you, which is unreasonable.

45. I don't know if the bet on you will be repaid.

46. In our dialect, homework is called sin.

47, play hard, don't be too serious, anyway, no one can leave the game alive in the end.

48. Come here. I want to talk about a love affair with you.

49. Actually, I am also natural and graceful, just because I am good at camouflage.

Looking back on these years, I find that I have never been normal.

5 1, it is false to want to drink, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.