Wechat funny love talk, spoof love talk.

1. People who can't find time for dating will find time for blind date sooner or later.

2. I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. Please recommend any good boyfriends.

3. In the next life, I want to be your heart, and if it annoys me, I won't jump.

4. why don't I have an object with an explosive face value, but my object does.

5. When quarreling with your boyfriend, don't blame him in a hurry, but reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, think about how to pass it on to him.

6. Boys think they like girls before they meet the right one.

7. The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but also a Tang priest.

8. What behaviors of your boyfriend's heterosexual friends make you most unbearable? Vivre!

9. Once a girl said that she could wait for me in my next life. When I told her that I liked her, she turned to me and said, Do you want to chase me? Wait for the next life!

1. when you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.

11. If someone suddenly chats with you every day, cares about you and teases you, he definitely wants to steal your expression pack.

12. What to say good night? I hope you miss me so much that you can't sleep at night.

13. A boy who warms only one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who warms all girls is called a central air conditioner.

14. when I like you, I think you are cute when you eat shit. when I don't like you, I think you are eating shit.

15. You said you were always behind me, so did you pick up the money I dropped last time?

16. If a man doesn't ask you to put on a wedding dress, you can put on a cassock for him.

17. Why didn't anyone tell you? Because I have been secretly loved by others

18. Just now, someone said that he liked me, so I deleted him directly. Oh, my God, he said that he liked me in September, and he definitely wanted to trick me into going to his hometown to break corn and cut beans.

19. When you find the other half in the future, first slap ta and say where have you been for so many years?

2. Those who can't unscrew the bottle cap are married, while those who can are still screwing themselves.

21. He said, Girl, I see that you have fine eyes and a healthy body. I wonder if you can be buried in my ancestral grave in a hundred years to ward off evil spirits!

22. You are so good-looking, what's the use of eggs besides being my daughter-in-law?

23. When you are too old to walk, I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day so that you can watch me dance with other old people.

24. You said that you like me! Actually, at first, I actually, uh, told you, I actually liked myself.

25. People who haggle over every ounce are suitable for shopping, but not for falling in love.

26. When you go to the toilet and there is no paper, I will stand at the door of the toilet with paper and ask you if you love me.

27. once a girl said that she could change herself for me. that day, when I got up the courage to confess my secret love for a long time, she said to me: what do you like about me? I can't change it!

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1. I'm waiting for someone who will never leave me

2. I'll hold hands with you, and I'll only love you in this life ゛

3. I want to be a bad person, the kind that is only good for you.

4. The most beautiful love story is that the person you love most plans you in his future.

5. There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog

6. If one day, the whole world doesn't want you. If you want to panic, come to me and I'll tell you. I don't want you either.

7. You smiled when we first met, but later I fell in love.

8. It's not that I have no emotions, it's that I love you too much.

9. Will you come with me? I will spend my whole life making you happy until you get old.

1. The most beautiful thing is your smile at the moment when your eyes collided when I peeked at you.

11. I want to settle down for you, and I want to live a plain happiness with you.

12. Waiting for the happiness you promised, I want to be your bride.

13. I am willing to walk as long as the destination is as far as you.

14. When the scenery is clear, maybe you will accompany me to see the long flowing water.

15. Even if we are not under the same roof, at least we share the same sky.

16. We will spend every day of every year together.

17. The person who laughs at the mention of his name is the one who has occupied all in my heart.

18. That moment is the happiest melody I have ever heard.

19. I want to remember everything about you, including the wind that blew when you passed me.

2. I like it for many years when you accidentally smile. Make fun of the whole story, make fun of WeChat

1. God knows you are thirsty and created water; God knew you were hungry and created rice; God knows that you don't have a lovely friend, so he created me; However, God also knows that there are no benzene eggs in this world, and created you by the way.

2. I heard that you are very good at dating. Many beautiful women are fascinated by your romance. Your methods are simply classic in biosca's movies. If it is made into a movie, it will be like a Beauty and the Beast!

3. The heavy snow flies and the wind roars, and you walk alone under the eaves. Pedestrians are shivering with cold, and suddenly they hear the sound of catching a thief, and they accidentally lose their hands and get caught and smashed their heads. I hope that I can be a puppy when I am sad.

4. I will tell a fool when I am happy, and I will share it with a fool when I am traveling. Want to know who that fool is? The man is reading the text message.

5. Boss: the person who often writes bad checks to fool you; Opponent: someone who is always happy because you are unhappy; Friend: someone who often harasses you in the middle of the night for no reason; Me: Sorry to bother you.

6. I miss you so much that I can't sleep. I love you so much, and I'm tired of watching you. I still feel so lonely and helpless when I dream about you. I hope you can fly to my account, money and come back as soon as possible!

7. When you are lonely, watermelon may be your best vent. You can cut it with a knife, chop it, chop it, and at the same time, you can shout loudly: I kill melons, I kill melons, I kill melons!

8. Many nights, you gently snuggled up to me, touched my delicate place with your delicate hands and sucked my precious body fluids before you let go. Alas! This damn mosquito!

9. You are as light as the wind, as gentle as the water, as hazy as the fog, as romantic as the moon, as passionate as the sun, as tolerant as the sea, as healthy as the ox, as long as the tortoise, as lovely as the rabbit. In a word, you are nothing like a human being.

1. I'm really sorry. I'm just talking to you casually. It's definitely good to eat donkey hot pot when it's cold. I didn't expect you to yell at me angrily: How did my brother offend you? You should put him in hot pot cruelly. That's my own brother.

11. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just for one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you, and it will be in vain if I don't smash you.

12. Jianghu people know that you are skilled in martial arts, but you can't be proud. If you do this, you will no longer be a man, but a sword man! Sword man! Sword man!

13. Look at you, American head, French waist, Indian nose, Hong Kong foot, no one, no ghost, only one head and two legs. Look at you, still grinning at the short message!

14. On a red sun and blue sky, the peasants rushed into the cinema excitedly to watch the third-grade film, and their angry shouts shook the sky. The village chief came to ask what happened, and the farmer said that the person who read the text message would not star, and we would not give money if we were killed.

15. Are you free tomorrow afternoon? I want to find you. Will you meet me at the station? However, I'm afraid that people are hard to recognize. You make your head explode, hold a wooden stick in your right hand and contact me with a porcelain bowl in your left hand. The joint signal is: Come on!

16. I dreamed of you. You made a dress out of white clouds, borrowed wings from a bird, put a broom behind your ass, and then flew to my side like a sword. Tell me affectionately: Do you know? That's what birdman looks like.

17. When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth and blessed ears, you will sigh loudly-pig!

18. Many aquatic animals celebrated the birthday of the Old Dragon King. During the dinner, Prime Minister Turtle took something out of his arms, looked at it and put it back. The dragon king asked quickly, what's the matter with Prime Minister Gui? Shrimp, soldier and crab will quickly answer: the old bastard has received the text message again.

19. You are very creative. It is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention. Without you, who can set off the beauty of the world!

2. After reading the Three Kingdoms, the tiger went to catch wild boar, and when he saw that there were no pigs in the pigsty, he touched his beard and said, Empty city plan! I turned around and saw a dead pig on the animal trap. I was frightened: risks! Suddenly I saw you again, and I was overjoyed: yo-ho, there is a honey trap!

21. The toad pursued the swan, and the swan disdainfully said, If you looked like this, I would have died long ago! Toad refused: Is the pig still alive? Hearing this, the pig felt wronged: I provoked whoever I recruited, I was just reading the text message!

22. There is a kind of yearning, a kind of love, a kind of beauty, an agreement, and a greeting, Hello Piggy!

23. If there is no wind, the clouds will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If there were no sun, the moon would have no light; Stupid people wouldn't exist without you.

24. Tomorrow, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying beside your pillow, and there is a suicide note next to it: I have struggled all night but failed to pierce your face. Your face is so thick that I have no face to live in the world, Lord! Please forgive him, I committed suicide!

25. God saw that people were thirsty, so he created water, and saw the darkness of the world, so he created fire. God knew that I needed a friend, so you appeared, and God lost a bucket for rice!

26. There will be a meteor shower tonight. I heard that a pig will fly from the sky, but it's a pity that I want to sleep. You will be fine. There are so many people watching you fly!

27. At midnight, there is no light in the toilet; You go to relieve yourself and fall into the toilet; Fight maggots and compete with shit; No one saved you and sacrificed heroically; Live great and die silent; In memory of you, the toilet is lighted!

28. It really scared me to hear that you were trafficked. I'm worried about that man. I'll sell you!

29. Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I really want you to come back to me-wallet!

3. The times have really improved. There are more and more hair colors, eyes can change color, nails can be encrusted, navel can be punched, and stupid people can read short messages. Hehe, I hope you can smile often and have a good mood every day.

31. Unconsciously, your feelings with me are already very deep. I know very well that you can't bear to leave me at this moment, but if you don't hurry, it will be too late: dog catcher has already dispatched!

32. In 1234567, mom takes you to buy candy, what candy, butterscotch, what milk, milk, what cow, buffalo, what water, clear water, what clear water, frog, what dig, dig your head to make watermelon! ! !

33. On the journey of life, sometimes you can't see me behind you. It's not that I forget you or let you go alone. It's that I choose to walk behind you. When you accidentally fall, I will run up and step on my feet.

34. The MM across the street looks over, looks over, looks over, and the short message I sent is wonderful. Please don't pretend to ignore it. Call back, call back, call back, don't be frightened by my voice, in fact, I am very kind.

35. To buy lottery tickets, I asked: Pay the bill or buy a pair? You said: Pay the bill. When guessing boxing, I asked: pay or buy a pair? You said: Pay the bill. I went to buy a diamond ring, and I asked, if it were you, would you pay the bill or buy a pair? You said: I'll pay!

36. One day, the little turtle received a malicious message. He said to his mother, Someone sent me a malicious message! Mom said: pigs only look, but turtles don't look!

37. Don't eat when you are hungry! I did it; Don't sleep when you are sleepy! I also did it; I didn't wear clothes when it was cold, and I did it again. I'm such a strong person. It's a pity that I didn't tell you when I missed you. I didn't do it

38. Hey, where are you? If you are on the road, I wish you peace, if you are working, I wish you success; If you are at a party, have a good time; If you are at home, I wish you warmth; If you are laughing, I wish you continue to giggle!

39. I heard that you have been awesome recently. Putin helped you get off the plane, Bush served as your driver, Madonna accompanied you up the stairs, Kim Hee Seon roasted chicken for you, Andy Lau took out the garbage for you, and even I sent you a short message!

4. Friar Sand said: I have changed eighteen times, Bajie said: I have changed thirty-six, and Wukong said: I have changed seventy-two. Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see you change your phone on the way to the west. Look, the monster is still reading text messages with his mobile phone!

41. Your friendship has enriched my feelings: I cry when you cry; I laugh when you laugh; You jump out of a tall building, and I will not hesitate to lean out and shout: Wow! Not dead!

42. I'll give you a gift with the heaviest amount of excrement since you had it, and you will definitely eat a catty. If it's not enough, please help yourself.

43. It's already deep at night. I woke up from my dream because I thought of you. Why do you always leave me quietly in the middle of the night? I really need you. Ah! Where did the pillow fall?

44. What if I'm hungry? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if there is no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Find bin Laden to practice! What if I miss you? Look at the pigsty!

45. I really want to invite you to the seaside to blow a cool breeze and feel the forefront of weather changes; Stroll along the beach and watch the romance of the waves touching the sea; Climb the highest stone with you and kick you into the sea: cold to death, you guy who doesn't return information!

46. The stars are flying in the sky, rabbits are burning fire and cats are cooking, and puppies have nothing to do. They keep watching with their mobile phones: one front paw is still pressing ... pressing down ... pressing down ... when I tell you to press it, what a cute little fool.

47. Youth is infinitely good, and it's not as boring as you are. There are tens of millions of people on the Internet, and he runs away at night when you come.