Happy birthday wishes, humorous but not vulgar.

No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. Happy birthday to myself.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all their heart. Happy birthday to myself.

May the sun bring me happiness and light every day. I sincerely wish myself a happy birthday!

4. It is a mortal who listens; It is the strong who dominate their own destiny; Those who have no opinion are blind followers, and those who think twice are wise. Happy birthday to myself.

I always look forward to many things and wish myself a happy birthday.

6. Six "friends" in life: confidence is the pillar, goal is the motivation, second thought is the helmsman, exercise is health, knowledge is wealth, and contentment is great joy. Happy birthday to myself.

7. Like me, the wound is a stubborn child who refuses to heal, because the heart is a warm and humid place, suitable for anything to grow. Happy birthday to myself.

8. Persevere in the end, husband and wife should make concerted efforts, think twice before making friends, live colorful lives, have skills in the neighborhood, cross the sea with eight immortals, and keep your word, so that life can be satisfied. Happy birthday to myself.

9. Create as much happiness as possible to fill the time. You can't tie time to accompany happiness, wish yourself a happy birthday.