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The mantra used by the lead actor in the TV series "Wulin Gaiden"

Tong Xiangyu:

It was wrong. It was wrong from the beginning. If I had not married, my husband would not have died. If my husband had not died, I would not have fallen into this state. Introduce a place...

My God, God and God

Close the door`~~~~~~`Let Xiao Guo go

This is me What my mother left for my mother, what my mother left for me

I admire you, I respect you, and I admire you in my heart.

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What kind of friend is an old friend? Have you ever sung? Ever had a drink? Have you had a meal? Have you ever held hands?

I worship your conscience that is blown away by the wind!

Bai Zhantang:

Sunflower acupuncture hand

Why are you kid like this?

Be sure and sure

This is the legendary Yitian Sword, it is indestructible and can cut through anything

If the tiger doesn’t show its power, you think I am HELLO KETTY! ! !

If you don’t have a knife in your hand, you should also have a knife in your heart

Acting school? ! Do you think I'm an actor? ! ! Isn't this a curse? ! ! I'm an idol! ! !

"How come I'm not from the store? Look at Xiao Zhang, Xiao Qi, Lao Ma, Xiao Ma...

People change their seats and clothes every day Just to avoid being recognized as a familiar face, isn’t it easy to be a person?”

Small gambling, big gambling, harming the body, we are just having fun~

Alas, the young master’s body is destined to be a prisoner!

Lu Xiucai:

As Zi once said~~~~

Knowledge is power!```

Furong, recently Okay, are there any difficulties? Even if there is no difficulty, it is necessary to say~~~~~

Oh my god, son, take me away

Friends are like the limbs of a centipede, and a wife is like winter clothes

I'M WRONG, I'M REALLY WRONG, I SHOULD NOT MARRIED...

I just asked about my id, now I'm asking about myself

You go I have never been to the second spring in the world. I've heard people talk about it times. There is a Qingguan next to the Spring. In that Taoist temple, there were Taoist priests. They like to play the Hu next to the Spring, and the tune is called Quan Ying Yue.

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My wife once said that when we have a threesome, my wife must be there

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Hurry up! Quickly! What a mess! ! ! ! !

"Is 1 million an episode enough? If not, 10 million!" "10 million? What do you think of "Six People"?" "Six People? With money, even 6,000 people can do it!"

It is better to forget each other in the rivers and lakes than to help each other...

Confucius once said: Knowledge is power." Everyone: "Which Confucius said that?" Xiucai: "Bacon Master." Xiangyu: "Which dynasty is it from?" Scholar: "BRITISHI."

Why the flowers are fragrant, it's because of me, why the grass is green, it's because of me, and why the farts stink, it's because of me Lao Bai

Guo Furong:

It’s overwhelming

The world is so beautiful but I am so irritable, so this is not okay~~~

This judge If you are thirsty, you have to go to the hut~~

After the Year of the Monkey, it is the Year of the Rooster, and after the Year of the Rooster, it is the Year of the Dog. Year after year.

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Speak with evidence, be careful to sue you for slander!

Zhu Wushuang:

Because love is a one-way street

Leave me alone! Come~

Go to the Qingdeng Ancient Buddha, read Buddhist scriptures, and knock wooden fish for the rest of your life. It has been a hundred years in a blink of an eye

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Li Dazui:

This matter is all mine. Anyone who can’t get along with you will follow me. If you can't get along with me, you can't get along with my uncle. If you can't get along with my uncle, you can't get along with the court. Low-key, low-key

I'll cook whatever you want

Jianlong. Eighteen Palms

Who is that mother?

If you beat her to death, it’s yours, but if you don’t, it’s mine!

What, let me sell vegetables? Then I won’t be the old Zhou in the cooking class! What, my third wheel...

Xiucai, you can’t die. Who will lend me money if you die?

Mo Xiaobei:

I am the leader of the Hengshan brand and the leader of the Five Sacred Mountains

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Swipe! Type A, type B, type O, and type AB.

Each one goes back to his own family, each looking for his own mother!

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How dare you snatch your husband from Tai Sui!

Xing Baotou:

The fourth of the three great gods~~~~

Oh my mother, it is very likely to affect your career

Hand over the rotten eggs and release the hostages... .. .

Others: Secret Envoy! !

I like you?!!!

This is very confusing~~~~

Yan Xiaoliu:

Help me take good care of my seventh uncle and his third niece

Wushuang is the one who is going to catch the head

What's your name? Where are you from? How many acres are there per person? Tell me, tell me! I don’t know, Xiao Longnu, I know, the one on West Street, can’t hear anything, eh~~~eh~~~~eh

If even I fall...help me take care of the people in the town!