24 sentences of funny copywriting

1. I thought that the phoenix would rise from the ashes and be reborn from the ashes, but I didn’t expect it to be cooked.

2. A tomato was walking on the street and was crushed by a car, so it turned into a persimmon cake. Then another truck came and it turned into ketchup.

3. The thief sneaked into the supermarket and stole 10,000 bottles of drinks. He poured the drinks out of the bottles overnight and sold them for more than 200 yuan.

4. When you help others, they will thank you. When you help people too much, they will take it for granted. When people take it for granted, the time comes when it offends others.

5. The left eye jumps for wealth, the right eye jumps for disaster. If both eyelids jump together, it means that your accidental injury insurance is about to take effect.

6. Whenever a friend complains to me about the troubles in life, I will always recall my experience, and then say sincerely: "Hahahahahaha..."

7. When eating Malatang, the boss said that his Malatang is divided into five levels: mildly spicy, medium spicy, spicy, abnormally spicy, and sore buttocks the next day.

8. No matter how good the e-book reading experience is, it cannot let you experience the surprise of turning out a hundred-dollar bill on the next page.

9. The goddess told me that if I like her, I shouldn’t say it out loud, because my wish won’t work if I say it out loud.

10. I am very disgusted with people who like to sit in the right seats, especially the standing ticket I bought today.

11. Yesterday’s class reunion, I really envy them. They are all getting taller and prettier, unlike me, who has always been so good-looking.

12. I suddenly remembered that I originally learned online shopping to save money. What a painful realization!

Thirteen. Dear Sneeze, if you want to sneeze, just sneeze. Don't make me look stupid and then you dodge again.

14. Every time I see someone talking about breaking up in Space, it’s so sad! I couldn't do anything but put down my phone and closed the door, hiding under the quilt and smiling happily.

15. If someone likes you, don’t be tempted yet, wait and see for a few days, and you will find that he is single. Staying up late can prevent Alzheimer's disease, because staying up late can effectively prevent you from living into old age.

17. When you are dating, you don’t look at the face. You don’t look at the legs. You don’t look at the waist. You don’t look at the figure. Stop making trouble, okay? Do you look at the internal organs?

18. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car.

19. We work so hard just to make our boss live a better life.

Twenty. Go to a new company for an interview. Interviewer: Do you have organizational skills? Me: Absolutely no problem! I once organized a general strike in my last company!

Twenty-one. If you chase a star and you can’t get him, why not chase me? I’ll get it in a few clicks. The motto of the Twenty-Two Fatty is: The spring breeze cannot blow you ten miles away. Wherever you fall, you will be smashed into a hole.

Twenty-three. How happy the children would be if homework could be copied and pasted.

24.Why do you always have tears in your eyes? Because I am really sleepy!