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A fishbone
As the saying goes, always walk by the river, where there are shoes that are not wet. My nickname is cat. Of course I like eating fish, but if I eat fish often, can I not be hurt by fishbones?
At noon, another big crucian carp that I like came, and I couldn't let it go. I immediately poked it with chopsticks and ate it. At first, I reminded myself that I was narrow-minded and wore the back and tail of crucian carp. However, I was not careful. When I found something strange in my throat, experience told me that I was stuck by a fishbone. I touched my hand and felt a dull pain in my throat. I swallowed a mouthful of saliva and felt more.
What shall we do? Rice balls, sour and vinegar, leeks?
It is said that some people swallow deeper and deeper, and even the fishbone penetrates the esophagus.
I left my job. I heard that vomiting can wash away the thorns in my throat. I rushed into the bathroom, my eyes and nose were running downwards. Then I swallowed, and the abnormality in my throat was still strong and circuitous.
I think I'd better get some sleep. Maybe I'll get better after a sleep.
So I tossed and turned, and my throat still existed. I touched it with trembling hands and found that the part of the fishbone seemed to be pressed down a little and stuck deep in my throat.
I feel sad, I have no luck, and the situation is more serious.
I think of a tragic example on the Internet. Someone got stuck in a fishbone and soon became inflamed and suppurated, and had a major operation. Some people have fishbones stuck in their throats. Over time, the fishbone calcifies. Some people did not deal with the fishbone in time and stabbed their lungs.
I was scared to death.
I can't help it I can only tell my daughter. Before long, my son-in-law came, and I stopped resisting. What is the sentimental thing at this time? I quickly made an appointment online with my mobile phone. I Baidu, and failed the otolaryngology department.
Without saying anything, the son-in-law quickly drove me to the hospital. Along the way, he didn't say a word, just drove very fast. Yes, complaining can't solve the problem.
When I arrived at the hospital, I showed my travel itinerary code and health code. Have a good trip. We scanned the automatic machine in the lobby with the medical insurance card and printed the registration form, which was convenient and quick.
Along the way, I also wondered whether to make nucleic acid. If I do nucleic acid, it will take at least 5 hours to get the result. Can I get the fishbone today?
My son-in-law told me to relax. He told me that when I got to the hospital, I would listen to the doctor.
In the waiting area, I saw that if I want to do laryngoscope, I must do nucleic acid first.
I felt uneasy sitting there. To tell the truth, since the epidemic, I have an unspeakable fear of the hospital.
It was my turn soon, and I walked to the clinic step by step with heavy steps.
The doctor is a beautiful woman, thin, wearing a mask, and can't see clearly what she looks like. Her eyes are double eyelids, sparkling.
After I sat in that special chair, she asked me seriously, what's the matter? What happened?
I told her in shock that I had a fishbone stuck in my throat.
She asked me where I was, this way, and I motioned with my hand. When she pressed it with her hand, I immediately shouted pain.
The female doctor took something like a spoon, with a round head and a long handle, and pressed it on the base of my tongue to make me open my mouth and pronounce "A".
I think it's already a fish on someone else's chopping board. Just listen to her. Unexpectedly, the female doctor said that she still couldn't see it. She turned around, put on a long stainless steel belt and asked me to repeat "A". Finally, she said she saw it.
I still won't give up. I asked her if there was any medicine to soften me up. The doctor shook his head firmly and said, we saw it, and the only way is to clip it out.
My heart suddenly turned to ashes. I thought, I heard that someone was under general anesthesia for a fishbone, and there was nothing I could do.
I put my heart to a horizontal, secretly sit up straight.
Seeing that the female doctor changed a pair of bent iron pliers, she picked up a pack of napkins on the table and motioned for me to stick out my tongue and let her hold it. As soon as I saw it, such a rough operation quickly said, I'd better hold it myself.
So, I guess this scene is really indecent, but I didn't think much about it. I just want to get the fishbone out, and I have to send it. There is no retreat. I have to listen to her. But I really can't help it. Her iron tongs made me cry and finally burped. Fortunately, I didn't eat too much and didn't spit out anything. She stepped back and I repeatedly said, I'm sorry.
Once again, after changing napkins, I also made up my mind. What am I afraid of? Isn't that what it is?
I opened my mouth and gave an "A" with all my strength. In an instant, she took out the fishbone and handed it to me. Boy, it must be half an inch long.
I swallowed hard and the foreign body sensation disappeared immediately. It's a disease that disappears like spinning silk.
I asked the doctor if he wanted to prescribe some anti-inflammatory drugs. Answer, no.
I looked at the cost of this visit, which was 46.8 yuan, including checking 7.8 yuan and treating 39 yuan.
The above is the whole process of my treatment by fishbone throat. I wrote it, hoping that someone can have a reference when eating fish and encountering a fishbone throat. In fact, I only have one suggestion: go to the hospital to see a doctor in time.
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