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Have you ever seen any of the most striking replies from God?
As long as you live your life with your heart, you will find that everyone in life is a joker and God’s replies are everywhere.
As an office worker, I rarely have time to exercise. I usually go for a walk or run after dinner in the evening. One night when I was out for a run, I met someone handing out flyers. Normally I don't pick up the flyers. I just said, "Thank you, no need." That day too, after I said thank you and no thanks to the person handing out the leaflets, the boy handing out the leaflets stopped a girl behind me and said: Beauty, do you need to exercise? The beautiful woman said leisurely: Why are your fitness clubs handing out flyers all over the street? Is your business so bad? The boy who handed out the flyers said "Uh~" for a long time but didn't reply. Standing on the street, I laughed like crazy.
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If you take care of your children by yourself, you won’t be able to let your children cry or act coquettishly. For example, my baby is still not willing to wear her own shoes even though she is three years old. When asked to wear her own shoes, she will act coquettishly and say: "Mom, let me wear them." As soon as I heard this, my heart softened, and Ma Yoyo put on the baby's shoes. In order to train her independence, her father and I discussed sending her to early care classes for two months. In the first week, she cried and refused to go, but then she urged me to send her to school every day. One day, I sent my baby to school. As soon as I arrived at the door, my baby said: Bye, mom, go to work. I said: What's wrong? Don't you need mom to take you in? My baby said: Mom, adults can’t go to our school? I said: What? My baby said: Mom, adults can’t go to our school, but kids can. I laughed out loud.
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I have a good friend whom I haven’t seen for a long time. We played together one weekend and saw that she was in a good mood. I asked: Have you encountered anything good recently? Feeling so good. The girl said honestly: Since becoming shameless, I feel that my life is much happier. Well, I'm speechless.
It’s almost Chinese Valentine’s Day, and I suddenly remembered a joke I saw before. It goes something like this: Someone advised a single man and said: It’s time for you to find a wife. The single man said: Yes, it’s time to find a wife. Whose wife should I find?
Jokes are everywhere, and life is full of joy.
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