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What was your first experience on the subway?

The subway hasn't started yet.

People from all directions are coming in an endless stream and rushing to the subway station. They are eager to get to their destination, while others are competitors. Whoever can board the subway will be the winner.

For the horrible and numerous people, the subway bears great pressure. At the moment when the local tiemenguan boarded, some people had already boarded, while those who didn't, secretly cursed outside the door. When the train blew its horn, they were awakened. Because people outside the door are scared when they see people crowded into the subway, their faces are close to each other, and they have begun to deform, and their bodies are pressing against each other without a gap in the middle. The people outside took a long breath and laughed secretly again.

As soon as the train left the station, the train began to get busy, and the close bodies squeezed each other, leaving no gap. The white-haired woman leaning against the door felt very uncomfortable, so she put her hand on the door to lift her face away from the glass door dripping with water vapor.

As soon as she pushed hard, a man behind her was playing with his mobile phone, but she knocked it to the ground. The man is an assistant manager, talking about business cooperation. When he was about to settle all the business plans and implementation plans with the docking person, he suddenly felt a moment of power hitting him. He was staring at the mobile phone intently, but unexpectedly, he would be hit by a woman, and the mobile phone also fell off his hands. After seven or eight years in Beijing, the man finally got the position of deputy manager, and this project cooperation is the best time for him to transfer to the full manager. But at the moment, without responding to his partner in time, his image must have declined in the eyes of others.

When he was about to get angry, he looked at the white-haired woman. At the moment when he closed his eyes, he suddenly forgot what had just happened. He didn't yell at the white-haired woman, but watched the mobile phone fly away from his hand and landed in a box.

The box is not sealed, and it is full of berries, all of which are bright red and full of crystal. The owner of the berry is an old man. He was pulling the railing at the top with his hands, and protecting the berry box with his feet at the bottom.

He brought the berries from his hometown and was about to give them to his son's teacher. He kept smiling at the berries all the way: the child's teacher saw too many big fish and big meat, so he should be satisfied with this strange berry. Thinking about it, he looked at the berries beside his feet, which made them even more crystal clear. But just when he was very happy inside, his mobile phone fell, and some of the berries were destroyed, and the rest were all covered with the broken meat and juice of the berries.