A funny copy like a clown

Let go of the hand you can't hold, it's too fat.

2. People who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes. Poor people who are afraid of debts!

3. Go to buy water. The boss said two dollars, I said the bottle said a suggested retail price.

Five? The boss said, "I don't accept his suggestion!" " "

I often wake up from my dreams, because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.

Don't drink water if you lose money, or you will get dirty.

6. When he is outstanding, he looks for someone to fight after school. How many times did he call?

On the tenth, I only called one and won. That person is his mother.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

8. What is friendship? I changed it after graduation.

Four cell phone numbers. Nobody told me, but my classmates contacted me when they got married!

Nine. It is the season of getting up by perseverance, washing by endurance, going to work by the power of the wild, and taking a bath by explosive force.

10. The moment you get serious, it's a bit like a roadside movie.

If you like cheating so much, why don't you go to the ballet?

12. A moment that should last forever, but the situation at that time was very complicated.

Thirteen. People like us usually giggle, and occasionally be normal, and people around us will think you are in a bad mood.

14. I found that some people want to find someone to fall in love with just because some places are not suitable for eating alone.

15. I always feel that the bed, paved too neatly, will mean a little to enjoy my old age. Well, it's still messy and energetic.

Sixteen years old. When I got up in the morning, I told my husband to air the quilt. It's too humid. After a while, I looked at his circle of friends and sent a photo of the quilt to the circle of friends. The note reads: "My wife bought it newly, how trendy it is!"

I feel that I am in love with my math teacher, because in front of the person I love, my IQ is basically zero.

18. revenge of the gentleman,

Ten years is not too late, and the villain takes revenge, from morning till night.

19. Time flies, but it is still short.

three hundred

five

We will know each other for a year in fifteen days.

two

Wandering with Tenuto in the first half, making soup in the second half, and applying eye cream all night. Beer with medlar, coke with ginseng, drink the strongest wine and take the most expensive ambulance.

Twenty one. Grandpa said that in their time, if there were questions in the exam, they would write Long Live Chairman Mao, and no one dared to cross it.

22. Your fly in the ointment is that you have too many shortcomings.

23. Teacher, I will ask for leave tomorrow, because I may get sick tomorrow.

24. Travel doesn't have to care about the destination, but the scenery along the way. Because I only have enough money to buy a round-trip hard-seat train ticket.

25. I used to be a thin man, too, until one sentence changed me. You eat, eat, you are not fat. I mistakenly thought I was really not fat. The most basic human trust makes me at a loss.

Twenty-six. Think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.

27. There will be a road in the end, and I can't stop it.

28. Actually, I didn't grow up on purpose, because I am afraid of heights. If I grow too tall, I'm afraid.

Twenty-nine Don't worry about that girl with fat hands. The gold ring given by her husband will be bigger in the future.

30. Your fly in the ointment is that you have too many shortcomings.

Thirty-one. See a temple from a distance and your alma mater from a distance.

More than 300 nuns, more than 10 thousand have experienced it.

Thirty-two You really did badly in the exam! It broke my heart, not to mention my parents.

Thirty-three "Little black dog, your courier!" "Eldest brother, my name is Xiao Mo."

34. You think people with fat faces are cute because meat doesn't grow on their faces.

When you are young, don't despair because you have no money. Because you have to know that there are still many days when you have no money, so be strong!