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How to express humor when you see a snake?

Humor is as follows:

1, today is really a good day, and I have the honor to see the original white snake.

2. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic. Hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

Although snakes are cold-blooded, they bring me warmth. Today, seeing a snake made my blood boil.