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You can't go out for money. Tell me about it.

1. If you can't keep the peak, you can go into the factory to eat bags. If you are like-minded, you can meet on the assembly line.

2, follow the great god, hungry for nine meals in three days!

No matter how poor you are, no matter how hungry you are, as long as you think about it, you will become rich sooner or later, preferring to sleep on the floor and be a boss.

4. Love is not the whole of my life, but work, struggle and work!

5, chasing the soul to kill the assembly line, black nigger workshop. Life and death cycle in two shifts, work hard. If you work overtime, you won't get a raise. If you screw, you will cramp. If you work hard, your salary will be low. If you have something to ask for leave, you won't be approved. Voluntary overtime is unpaid, and there is no reason to scold you every day. A fierce operation, a salary of 2500. I don't know what it means to mention the bucket at first sight, but goodbye is already the bucket bearer. Go out of the ghost workshop and be happy every day.

6. There is no love story in Shenzhen, only endless assembly lines, endless pig's feet meals, endless night shifts, endless screws, endless scolding, endless buckets, endless roads, endless rent, endless roads, endless mosquitoes, endless blood and endless dreams of making money!

7. Going to work is hard and tiring. I want to doze off at work. It's hard to go to work. I want to go out to play and see Guangdong like heaven. If I look at Guangdong like a bank and go to Guangdong like a prison, I might as well go home and herd sheep. Everyone says Guangdong is good, and everyone goes to Guangdong to earn money. Send money home and say that the salary here is high and there is no money to buy toothpaste. I said the food here is good, and the environment here is good with green vegetables and grass. Cockroaches and ants are everywhere. It is said that there are many beautiful girls here. Hard work for several years, low salary. It is difficult to agree to work year after year to take a vacation. Working overtime every day is like monkeys working overtime without pay. There is no reason to bow your head to see the boss every day. When he was paid, he shook his head and worried at the end of the month. I don't know when his love is empty, his feelings are empty, his wandering in the street is empty, his money is empty, his single bad karma is at work, and his career is empty. It drives me crazy when I think about it. The mobile phone is empty and there is no money to charge it. Life is not easy. It's empty, and it's empty. I can't walk around without money. My job is boring. You can't go out to play at work I'm tired from work. I just want to doze off at work. I am lazy and slow at work. In fact, I just want to make money properly and properly. My heart is full of tears. The company is full of stars and thousands of beautiful women bloom. Everyone is young, everyone is too tired to work hard, and the quality of moving too slowly is neuropathy. Dream of paradise is really impossible. Everyone thinks that Guangdong has entered the factory like Hong Kong, and the machines are buzzing. The salary is not ideal. Eating is like working on the battlefield. Life is really bad. You can eat flies in grass soup and take a bath. There is little oil in the ant race table. There are mosquitoes under the table. I can't eat enough for a meal. The beautiful factory is not my home. It's really bad that there is never food in the salary. Every day melons and pumpkins are fried without oil, odor and sand. I'm so tired and want to go back to my hometown city. I'm really tired on weekdays. Difficulties and dreams have been shattered, and we must face the realistic prospect! Life is boring and tired, and laughter has no tears for life! It's rare to get drunk in life, so why not have a cool time?

8. Today's bricks are very hot, and the proprietress of the opposite canteen is dressed very cool. The coke in her refrigerator has become a distant dream for me.

9. Life is getting up early and getting greedy for the dark, and the days are getting out early and returning late.

10, the farthest distance in the world is from the end of the holiday to the beginning.