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I feel that I have lost my memory. As soon as I entered the mall, I forgot the fact that I had no money.

2. Going to eat pizza with friends, the waiter asked, "Cut 8 pieces or 16 pieces?" The friend said, "Cut 8 pieces, but we can't finish cutting 16 pieces."

3. Some people stay in bed because they have money, and they can sleep as late as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal, not a meal.

4. I don't want to study, I don't want to work hard, I can't persist, I can't be single-minded, I don't know how to be grateful, and I really want to make money. Then buy a bowl

Don't ask me why I have been single. It is illegal for a fairy like me to fall in love.

6. I added a man to play online games. He played very well and his voice was very sunny. Today, he asked me to meet him, so I took my best friend to the appointed fast food restaurant. As a result, a chubby fifth grader cheated me with a children's set meal.

Seven. A few decades later, we will meet again and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes, one for you and one for me, all of which will be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

8. Every time I try to come up with an answer, why is there no option? This question is definitely wrong!

Nine. I don't feel comfortable seeing Chinese medicine. When I saw the doctor frowning when I felt my pulse, I asked, "Doctor, how is my pulse?" Doctor: "To tell the truth, it looks ugly."

10. If you like me, come and confess. People have to experience the feeling of being rejected by beautiful women all their lives.

In fact, I am fat for a reason, that is, my small body can't hold my complete personality.

Don't always call yourself single dog. You are a single turtle by age and a single fool by IQ.

13. Don't ask too much of your daughter-in-law. Beautiful and can cook, that's a beautiful rice cooker!

14. I don't have any outstanding advantages, but I have a special eye for girls. The girls I chased all married good people in the end without exception.

15. Every weekend when I hesitate to sleep in, I yell at myself three times: Are you poor? Are you poor? Are you poor? Usually this can motivate yourself at once, and then bravely continue to sleep in order to save money for a meal!

16. Your parents urge you to get married early because they know your true level very well, and you can't get along without getting married.

Seventeen. People only care whether you fly high or not, and I care when you pay back the money.

18. "What is the biggest shame in life?" "Cheated, failed!"

19. I'm here to warn those who have a date that you'd better choose noon to show your love. Do you know why? Because sooner or later there will be retribution.

20. The ideal holiday life is to take a nap in the morning, a nap in the middle, a nap in the afternoon and a nap at midnight.

Twenty one. I'm not the kind of cute person who has to think for a long time for fifty dollars. I have to think about five dollars now.

Twenty-two There are four kinds of men who are most popular with women: Gao Fushuai, short, Gao Fushuai, tall, rich, ugly, short, rich and ugly.

23. Don't blame me for being worthless now. When I was a child, my teacher said that we were the flowers of our motherland. When did you see the flowers grow into pillars?