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The most incisive classic saying: Be ruthless, endure, or get out

1. Maturity means: If you ignore me, I won’t say much. If you ridicule me, I will laugh it off. If you love me, I will love you more.

2. Why do people make the same mistakes? There may be only one reason: the previous time was not painful enough.

3. Men hate women’s suspicion, often because they guess too accurately.

4. Don’t always complain that God is unfair to you. In fact, God doesn’t know what kind of onion you are.

5. If you are serious, you will lose. If you keep serious, you will win.

6. Every day I wander in my mind, "Holy shit, I want to be as thin as him!" and "Damn, this is so delicious!"

7. The older you get, the more cautious you are, the more you look forward and backward, and the more vulnerable you become. Growth takes away not only time, but also the courage to not be afraid of losing.

8. I kept hearing what others said about how great it was to book a room, and finally one day I couldn’t help but go and book a room. . It’s really cool to sleep on such a big bed all by myself!

9. If swimming can help you lose weight, how can whales become so fat?

10. After dinner, the man paid the bill as a couple, the woman paid the bill as a couple, the ones rushing to pay were classmates, and the ones who didn’t want to pay were brothers.

11. I don’t envy that she is prettier than me, I don’t envy that she is richer than me, what I envy is that you are by her side.

12. Every time during the New Year, there are always one or two elders who like to bring out your unbearable past events to make everyone happy.

13. A very serious academic question suddenly occurred to me. Who decided that 60 points was a passing grade?

14. People who can see through three aspects of you are worthy of trust: the sadness behind your smile, the love hidden in your anger, and the reason behind your silence.

15. You dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning, I curse you for eating instant noodles with only seasoning.

16. "I want to let the dog bite you." Korean dramas have three treasures: car accidents, cancer, and incurable diseases.

18. Men are not qualified to shout hot! Try putting on a bra! Try putting your hair on your neck! Try using sanitary napkins!

19. You can not forget the past, but you must let it go.

20. Three major principles in life: be cruel, endure, or get out.

21. I don’t know when I started to become the kind of person I hate the most.

22. The so-called holiday means that your family is being criticized, you have no money to go out, and you have a lot of free time every day.

23. "Why does the holiday feel so short?" "Because there is no morning in the holiday."

24. For students who like to base their happiness on the pain of others, I only I want to say "call me when you go".

25. You must remember these two things in life: do not make decisions when you are angry, and do not make promises when you are happy.

26. I really wish I could be a child again, because a broken knee is easier to mend than a broken heart.