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A metaphor copywriter who wants to get rid of the order but is not obvious.

I want to get rid of the bill, but it's not obvious. 1. The name of a single boy is single dog, and that of a single girl is ignored by the dog.

2. Stop being a free man and concentrate on being your husband.

3. The best thing in the world is to like you and be liked by you.

4. There are two reasons why people can't get rid of unrequited love, one is because they hide love in their hearts, and the other is because they get stuck in their throats.

5. I really miss you. In every rainy season, what you choose to forget is what I am most reluctant to give up. My story is all about you.

6. If only it were as simple as hair loss.

7. I just want to talk about a simple love, which has nothing to do with other people. I only meet the best you at the most beautiful time.

8. Long-term boyfriend, not long-term boyfriend

9. My world doesn't allow you to disappear, no matter whether the ending is perfect or not.

1. The days ahead are long, and I want to find someone to spend it with.

11. Looking and searching, I finally met you in the sea of people. Guys, I'm off the bill.

12. What is happiness? It is when I miss you that you appear at the first time.

13. I live less and less like myself, like your wife.

14. Four years ago, I was walking alone on campus looking forward to getting rid of my singles, but I was lonely but not alone. Four years later, I have left the campus and returned to loneliness, and people are single-minded.

15. I think I've seen you before. Where are you? "on my marriage certificate"

16. I will never like people like you. """I only love you.

17. if I can, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

18. When I first met this world, I lingered in every way, looking at the horizon as if it were in front of me, and I was willing to go through fire and water to walk it again. Now I've walked through this world, lingering in all kinds of ways, turning over the different faces of the years, and I'm caught off guard from breaking into your smile.

19. Those who have nothing to talk about and try to talk to you may really like you.

2. After thinking about it, if I want to take off my order, I just don't want to. Now I'm in a good state, but sometimes I'm forced to feed my dog food. Thank those people for being close to me, but it's good to be classmates or friends, because I don't get along too much in college, and I don't have much real feelings, at least for me. Being too tired may be an interruption. Uh-huh, it's good at present. I want to get rid of the bill, but it's not obvious metaphor. 21. I had a dream, in which you grew long hair and we grew old together.

22. I just bumped my head and lost my memory. Excuse me, which one is my boyfriend? I am so beautiful that I can't be single, right?

23. Hello, everyone. This is my second half price. I can drink two glasses by myself. Thank you.

24. It's estimated that getting married has been put on the agenda, but you have to understand, brother, that even if you are the Big Four in Su Po, you don't want to take off your bill.

25. When you encounter something you can't do, the first thing you want is not to ask others for help, but to learn by yourself.

26. I don't want to wake up in a dreamlike illusion, but I'd rather be intoxicated. Hold on to my tenderness tightly, afraid of slipping away after letting go.

27. I feel empty when I wake up in the morning! I suddenly want to take off my bill in single dog for ten thousand years.

28. I am a small person in the circle. I feel that the network is unreliable and I don't want to go out to contact people. I don't know where to start when I want to take off the bill.

29. I want to take off my bill, and I don't want to spend Valentine's Day alone in various senses.

3. Only fools want to fall in love. I really want to be an idiot.

31. My current mate selection criteria have gradually become living, talking and male.

32. I knew the object was so hard to find, but I pretended not to know it when I was green.

33. single dog has been doing it for so many years, but he still hasn't got rid of it. Every time he watches people show their love in the street on Tanabata, it's cruel.

34. Arm pillows really sleep better than space pillows

35. There are three kinds of true friends: love your friends, forget your friends and hate your friends. A true friend is one soul conceived in two bodies.

36. I haven't slept well recently. I feel that there may be something wrong with my heart. If I can get up early tomorrow, I will see a doctor. Downloaded the diary of choosing a day. I plan to read the novel before the TV series is broadcast. It's the first time I've been so serious about idolize since I was a child. I don't think I'll be able to get away from dinner in my life. I heard that you want to get rid of the bill. Haha, I wish you a dream come true in 28. Bless me, too

37. It doesn't matter if I meet you later. I hope the rest of my life will be you.

38. Dare to ask how much water temperature is suitable for boys

39. I was too timid to fall in love, but now I just want to try and be with you.

4. Everything I have seen recently is like you, so are clouds, flowers and the moon. I like the light in your eyes, the fact that you secretly hold my hand, the good smell in your clothes and everything about you.

2. Suddenly, many young girls came up with romantic ideas, such as kissing under the fireworks of the New Year's Eve, chasing the aurora in the cold winter, taking photos with a film machine in Disney, and watching the Milky Way in the northwest desert. These are so sweet that I want to hold them in my hand and do them with you.

3. May you know that my love for you will never change!

4. from the moment I met you, my time was related to you.

5. If you want to walk faster, please walk alone; if you want to go further, please walk together.

6. On this journey, I have drunk hard liquor, and my eyes are red, and my heart is dying, and I am lonely. Until I met you, the wind went, the rain stopped and the fog cleared.

7. I only borrow one journey in your life, and this journey is the rest of my life.

8. You are born to be loved, which you don't need to doubt.

9. The day I first met you, the sun was shining and you smiled beautifully.

1. Do you know where I look best in my whole body? Eyes, because I only have eyes for you.

11. I said I don't care about you, but every day I read Weibo WeChat space, it's all about you.

12. Don't say there is nothing in your sky. If there is nothing, I will give you all my sky-just let me stop in your sky.

13. I have described the appearance of home many times in my mind. As long as I think of having you at home, my heart warms up again.

14. I'm glad that Yue Lao gave us the same red line. You know, I love everything about you.

15. Everything I hear in my ear seems to be you whispering. All I think about is you, and everything I touch except you is wilderness.

16. I have never drunk the strongest wine, but I have given up on you, who I love most.

17. I'm going to bed early, and I like you early tomorrow.

18. Don't forget me, I think about you every day.

19. Thank you for your trust in me. Trust is the most precious thing between us. It's not obvious that the person you like likes you more than you do.

21. The rear wheel of the bicycle fell in love with the front wheel, but he knew that he would never be with her, so he kissed every inch of land where the front wheel walked, and silently paid attention to and accompanied her. Don't miss the person who accompanied you! ! !

22. You're the one whose freshness has faded and my heart is still moving.

23. Meeting you is the beginning of my heart.

24. There are many ways to be happy, and the most direct way is to meet you.

25. I may be greedy for your heart.

26. I want to spend a long night with you. I want to accompany you to my temples and see the world scenery with you. In short, I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

27. The falling snow has floated out my thoughts.

28. I want to ask you a question. Which letter do you choose from A to Z? I choose u.

29. Sometimes a girl's psychology is very subtle. You have been infatuated with her for years, and she won't love you, but once you like someone else, she can't stand it.

3. When I write a poem with you, half a word makes me crazy, so I am late in writing.

31. There is one more you in my world from now on. Sometimes it is sunny, sometimes it rains. On cloudy days, I will tell you that I love you more than the beauty of a rainbow.

32. You are a scenery that millions of stars can't match. You live in the light, with the breath of the stars and the moon.

33. Everyone else has 27 bones. I don't know why I saw you with 28.

34. When you look at a man, most of the time, you will be mistaken. At first, you think it belongs to Prince Charming, and finally you find it is a white-eyed toad.

35. Today is 52, and I still love you!

36. Because you are the only one, you cherish it with your life.

37. In fact, the most beautiful fairy tale in the world is nothing more than the daily necessities spent with you.

38. Let's spend the autumn together. I mean, it's not obvious that we show love together. 3.

39. I still like you, like a cloud drifting in Wan Li for nine days and never resting.

4. I have nothing to talk about except being in love with you.

41. Whether the shoes of love pinch your feet or are warm and appropriate, there is really no room for outsiders to intervene.

42. If people can really have tails, you can probably see the tornado I shook at the moment I met you.

43. From the moment I met you, my eyebrows were curved and the Milky Way was yours. The spring breeze is ten miles behind you, and it's all you in your dreams.

44. We get up together, brush our teeth together and go out hand in hand. Buy food together, take a walk together, and fight bravely for TV … I know that there will be such a day, which belongs to our little happiness.

45. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth over 1 million? Do you want to have food and clothing? Do you want to live without worry? If you want to, why don't you stay with me and we'll think together.

46. Do you know what time it is? Is the starting point of our happiness.

47. Make three wishes to time: to see you, to hug you and to accompany you all my life.

48. After all, sometimes beauty is a very lonely thing, and only those who can see and appreciate it will find it.

49. I am not a male god or a schoolmaster. Whether you love me or not, I am willing to love you deeply or not.

5. In fact, happiness is very simple. When I am helpless, when I am wronged, when I am lost, your hug is the greatest happiness.

51. With so many twists and turns, it's better to just say you like it.

52. and down an island white with duckweed, comes the quiet of communion.

53. Me Before You is in spirit. But after I met you, the ape jumped away, and the horse flew away, leaving only my heart, completely for you.

54. The happiest thing is to spoil you all your life.

55. My heart is also memory-oriented, so I can't fit a few people in. Please pay the rent on time when you get to my heart.

56. The warmest love words in the world are goodnight from your mouth. Boys who want to get off the bill quickly before 52

Boys who want to get off the bill quickly before 52 (Part 1)

1. Actually, my deer is still very good. It's not that difficult to fall in love and get off the bill.

2. There's something I want to talk to you about. What about falling in love

3. I'm going to look around in my memory counter-clockwise.

4. It doesn't matter if I meet you later. I hope the rest of my life will be you.

5. My world doesn't allow you to disappear, no matter whether the ending is perfect or not.

6. Can't you take the initiative to find me? You have to force me to send a circle of friends to attract your attention

7. Older girls don't deserve to fall in love, but can only find someone! Ode to Joy

8. It's really hard for me to get rid of the bill every time until the end of the year. How come I've never met true love?

9. My future is very confused. Full of negative energy. Really want to fall in love. Don't want to die alone.

1. I've been single for 29 years. It's not that I don't want to take off my bill. Maybe God was lazy and forgot to give me a girl.

11. I want to sit firmly in this position for life.

12. There are two reasons why people can't get rid of unrequited love, one is because they hide love in their hearts, and the other is because they get stuck in their throats.

13. It's not whether it's appropriate or not, but whether you really don't mean it and don't cherish it.

14. Dare to ask how much water temperature is appropriate for boys

15. I have a little dream, and I will simply spend my life with you.

16. when I am good enough to keep you from leaving me, I will no longer belong to you.

17. I liked myself for 17 years until I met you at the age of 18, and I changed my mind.

18. I'm sorry to break the contract due to the cancellation of the bill! But I'm happy, and we ordinary people are really happy today ~ ~ < P > 19. I have a hunch that I'm going to have a sweet love this year

2. I used to want to get rid of my bill, especially in Christmas month, but now I especially enjoy being single. Thanks to Zhao Wuer and Zhuo Wei. Boys who want to take off the bill quickly before 52 (Part 2)

21. I want to be the most beautiful one day, and I have no regrets and regrets when I meet you.

22. When can I drink the second cup at half price?

23. The weather is so hot, so a secret love can turn into a passionate love.

24. If there is any theme in my works, I think there is only one simple one: everyone is lonely, and no one can escape. This is their tragedy.

25. In this life, I would like to be the rain of the third generation, scattered in every tenderness I meet with you, in exchange for your happiness in the afterlife. Dear, every rain in this late autumn is my lovesickness. Every time I miss you, it turns into a wait.

26. liking you is the closest thing I have ever done to love.

27. Every time a man pops in when I'm talking to my little sister, it's an interesting boy! There are about a few minutes every month when I want to take off the bill. That's the few minutes. It is really sweet! I am happy to eat.

28. when a person is carrying a lot of things, when a person is riding a bus without a stable seat, when a person is riding a bicycle, shopping alone, and walking alone on the road.

29. I regret knowing you.