What humorous sentences are there to express "disappointment with the lottery"?

The lottery abused me thousands of times, and I felt like my first love for the lottery.

Your hand is my childhood candy, hold it tightly; Your lips are the smoke of my high school, and you are addicted to it; Your eyes are my four seasons, spring, summer, autumn and winter alternate, and your love is my five million lottery ticket, once in a lifetime, enough!

If you want to know what hope is, please buy a lottery ticket; If you want to know what despair is, please buy a bunch of lottery tickets.

5 yuan's lottery luck is 200, and bad luck is 5 out of 200!

Being hit by a meteorite is one in 200 million, winning the lottery is one in 20 million, stepping on shit is one in 200, I am one in 6 billion, and I am the only one!

Love is like a lottery: money+brains+luck.

Knowledge may not change fate, but lottery tickets can!

2 yuan in my pocket, 5 million in my heart.

Marriage is a lottery, women bet on happiness, men bet on freedom, they win if they don't lose, and they win if they don't lose.

I had a chance to become a millionaire, but you didn't, because I bought a lottery ticket!

Starting a business is like buying lottery tickets. Diligence is the capital of buying lottery tickets, and the project is to choose the number of lottery tickets. Only by choosing the right number and having the capital to buy can you win the prize. ?

Don't worry, I won't be poor if you follow me. After all, I have been engaged in the trust and investment industry for six years and accumulated enough experience. As long as you marry me, I will buy a lottery ticket with the figures of your birthday and my wedding anniversary, and guarantee the first prize of10 million.

The way to double the chance of winning the lottery is to buy two lottery tickets.

Why can the person who can calculate the winning number of the lottery not win?

What's the difference between buying lottery tickets and marrying a wife? One is 25 to 7, and the other is 250 to choose a wife!