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Degang Guo's cross talk is about the characters of the Three Kingdoms.

In the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty, there was a foolish man. Since Taoyuan Sanjieyi, my uncle's surname is Liu Mingbei and he lives in Dashulou Sang. The second brother is Guan Mingyu, who lives in Xie Liang County, Zhou Pu, Shaanxi Province. The third brother is surnamed Zhang and lives in Fanyang County, Zhuozhou.

The fourth brother, surnamed Zhao Ming Yun Zilong, lived in Changshan County, the calm government, and was called the ever-victorious general. Because of a fierce battle in front of Changbanpo. Zhaoyun broke into Cao Ying alone. Cut two strokes and took three strokes. If the horse falls into the pit, it is a waste of life.

On the top of the mountain, Cao Mengde saw a young man dressed in white, wearing a white helmet and a white flag, riding a white dragon and holding a bright silver gun. He is really a brave general. I think, if I accept this general, why worry that I can't achieve great things, and there will be love in my heart. Xu Shu secretly protects Zhao Yun, and Xu Shu enters Cao Ying without saying a word.

Seeing General Zhao's horse fall into the pit today, I miss my life and respect the Prime Minister. Do you have any intention of loving him? ? Cao Cao said, exactly. Xu Shu said, why don't you take this will? Cao Cao hurriedly ordered the mountain to be shaken so that the three armed forces could hear it clearly. I want Zhao Yun alive, not Zilong dead. If one soldier and one general hurt General Zhao's life, 830,000 troops and 5/kloc-0 soldiers will fight against him alone.

Hearing this, people dare not move forward, so they have to retreat. Zhao Yun is pregnant with a young master. The second battle always wins the general's extraordinary courage Killing seven in and seven out, this is the breakthrough. Cao Cao saw it and went forward bravely, unable to let it go. Follow closely behind. After catching up with Dangyang Bridge, Zhang Fei arrived and told Fourth Brother not to panic. There's no harm in expecting family here! After letting Zhao Yun pass, Cao Cao arrived. What he saw was not Zhao Yun, but a big black-faced man standing on the bridge. Cao Cao asked Xiahou Xian, who is this black-faced man? Xiahou Xian said that this is Zhang Fei, a reckless man.

Cao Cao was taken aback. I remember Guan Yu once told a family when he beheaded Yan Liang that he had a sworn third brother, Zhang's name was Yide. In a million-man army, he seemed to be looking for something, and he could get his head. He was looking at the food in his palm. Today, you are really brave. Take off the umbrella cover of Luo Qingjia and see how the martial arts of the barbarian are.

When Luo Qing's umbrella cover was lifted, I saw Zhang Fei's leopard with eyes on its head, and its face was as smooth as iron, with light in black and darkness in light. Shazarita Tasha's Kurogane moustache is like a steel needle, like a wire. Wearing a wrought iron helmet, two dragons compete for treasures, and the Zhu Ying floats, with eight treasures embedded in the umbrella cover, and the corolla is long. Wearing a chain mail with big leaves and locks, lined with a soap robe. Pedal tiger boots, step off the horse, Wan Li smoke beast, holding a bully snake spear. Standing on the bridge, gnashing her teeth and beating her chest and feet in resentment. Damn it, Cao Cao listened to the facts, ha! Today, you, Mr. Zhang, are here. You can attack and fight, advance and retreat, and fight and fight.

If you don't attack or fight, if you don't advance or retreat, if you don't fight or fight, you are an ordinary person. With a loud shout, Cao Bing was scared away. Shout twice and cross the river. Shout three times to scare the Dangyang Bridge away. Later generations praised poems in succession, saved Zhao Yun in front of Changban Bridge, and scared off Cao Cao's millions of troops. His surname is Zhang, and he has been a fool for generations.

The rhythm of penetrating sound must be clear, especially when the speed is fast, this penetrating sound has entered a climax, and the actor's skill is manifested in whether the pronunciation and pronunciation are clear and accurate. Even because of the fast speech speed and clear pronunciation, the audience sometimes has no time to think about the content. Well, rhythm is the most important thing at this time. It should also be noted that it is not only the strong sense of rhythm that makes you unable to pronounce words clearly. Grapes mixed with tofu-one at a time, that won't do! Fast but not chaotic, fast and clear. The rhythm mentioned here is different from allegro and fast book, and even more different from songs. Language rhythm is flexible and free, that is to say, language rhythm changes greatly, but no matter how it changes, it is also rhythmic.