How did you spend your wedding night? What interesting thing happened?

How did you spend your wedding night? What interesting thing happened? Seeing this question reminds me of the interesting things I met on my wedding night …

That was many years ago. I almost forgot. Since I asked, I would like to share it with you briefly, hoping not to laugh (we talked for more than three years before getting married) …

Everyone knows that the wedding day will be very busy, because we have to pick up guests and drink a lot of wine in the middle, and we will be busy until after eleven o'clock in the evening.

Although we lived together before we got married, we always felt different on our wedding night. Coupled with the reason for drinking a little wine, I feel full of passion (haha); Send away the guests, clean up as soon as possible, take a shower and go upstairs in a hurry (the wedding room is on the second floor) …

When passion pushed the door open, I paused. Oh, my god … my daughter-in-law is still snoring when she is asleep ~ it's the wedding night. What a big heart! She fell asleep at this time …

What makes people laugh and cry is still behind. Then, I woke her up with a dark face, and she gave me a sleepy look ... Seeing my enthusiasm, she probably understood what I meant; Suddenly ha ha ha laugh, and at that time I was a monk in Zhang Er, scratching their heads.

Just when I was at a loss, she gave me a sentence: I'm sorry that "my period" was advanced ... What? In an instant, I was like a frosted eggplant … faded! ! !

Later, I mentioned this to my daughter-in-law. I don't know if you've ever met it, or are people with big hearts like this?

Although I am a mother now, I can't help but recall the ridiculous things that happened on my wedding night.

On the wedding day, it was fine during the day. Everything is done according to the process of the wedding company. Although people were tired, nothing went wrong. But at night, things happened. My wife is a science and engineering man, unsociable and unable to play games. He toasted all the guests. I drink a little too much during the day. At night, he has become a fairy in wine between several small cups and a change.

Seeing him lying in bed as drunk as a fiddler, I wanted to help him wipe his face and sleep. I twisted a hot towel. As soon as I touched his face, he pushed it away and said, "Don't touch me, I have a wife." Not bad, good wine is not bad. Well, since I can't wash it, I'll rest, too. Tired during the day, I fell asleep with my head next to the pillow.

Who wants to sleep soundly in the middle of the night, but this "Brewmaster" grabbed his neck and shouted, "Look, I can't kill you, little devil." At that time, I was almost out of breath, so I had to punch and kick him, but at that time, I weighed less than 90 Jin, how could I compare with him? He used his quick wits to bite his wrist, and when his hand hurt, he let go. He turned around and went back to sleep. If he didn't know him well before marriage, he had a strong patriotic complex, loved watching anti-Japanese dramas and hated Japanese devils. He must have fought with them in his sleep. I suspect that he is an alcoholic, not a drinker, but a drinker. After all this tossing, I was completely sleepy and watched the window turn white. The first day of marriage began.

Although our wedding night was spent in a ridiculous, fictional and extraordinary crowd, it did not affect our "reunion after a long separation" and "one generation and two generations". Our happy life after marriage is the best interpretation of the two.

Cut to the chase! The guests left, my parents rested, and everything was as calm as usual.

At that time, I found that my room was more gorgeous than before. There is a hostess in the room. This is beautiful, gentle, and most importantly, a little funny!

Yes! ! One day seven years ago, I got married.

It was very noisy that day, and everything was blurred.

I only remember the moment when I closed the door.

Ben was going to take off his coat and take him to bed when she shouted, "Don't move!" " I looked at her in surprise!

She said, "Do you sleep with my mother like this?"

I spread out my hands and said with a wry smile, "No? I paid for it. "

You smell like alcohol. You must take a bath!

So, I went to take a shower!

When I get back from the shower! Found her unpacking red envelopes there.

I opened it for her and she counted it. It's getting late. It's already a little after counting the red envelopes. I was so sleepy that I said, "A moment of spring is worth a thousand dollars." She replied.

Are you ready? ...

Just about to pounce, she sat up at once, and I couldn't wait to say, "What's the matter, let's start!" " "

She said, "No, I just know how to open a red envelope. How many red envelopes have these three aunts and six grandmothers sealed? " I'll pay it back later! " .

Let her be there tomorrow. Yes, she said so many red envelopes that she was afraid of forgetting them, and it would not look good if she made a mistake in the future.

Hey! It's behind the door, so I'm worried.

In this way, she rolled several times, counting and remembering, and didn't know when to sleep! The night has just passed.

15 get married, the wedding is over, and the guests at home have not left yet. I don't know when they left We went out for dinner with the best man and bridesmaid! Four people didn't eat enough at noon! Sing after dinner! It was past 12 when I got home, so I simply cleaned up my house! Then I took a shower, and when I got married during the day, my hair was covered with hair gel. After washing for a long time, I packed my things and fell asleep in bed! The next day, before we got up, my father-in-law went (I was so tired at the wedding). We heard the TV in the living room and got up! Then we go shopping and come back for dinner with our in-laws in the evening! What time did they leave at night? I don't know. /kloc-went to bed after 0/0!

I'm not married, but I was there when my brother got married. I guess he doesn't remember what happened that night, but I remember it clearly anyway.

On the wedding day, he left early in the morning, as if to put on makeup, and then went to my sister-in-law's house, which took several hours to drive.

After taking it, there was a ceremony or something. At noon, he made a toast to everyone. He drank a lot.

In the evening, because there are many people who come to help, there are only one or two tables left at home. Because they are all men, drinking is inevitable. My brother drank a lot at night, and he was already drunk when he went to bed at night. My aunt and I slept downstairs and fell asleep. My sister-in-law came down and said that he vomited badly. Let's go and have a look.

Then, my aunt and I went up to clean. It was a wedding room, which smelled of food and wine. The floor was covered with vomit, and the quilt was a little sticky. My aunt and I were exhausted in the middle of the night to take care of this room. Where is my brother? He slept like a dead pig. Finally, my sister-in-law didn't sleep with him, but slept with my aunt because she smelled of him. That's it. What did you say you were doing when you got married and drank so much?

My husband and I got married in a flash, knowing each other for 43 days. My family is from the countryside, or was introduced by a matchmaker. We got married in a muddle. Now we have been married for 16 years, and life is ups and downs, which is not easy. Seeing this problem, I thought about it. I couldn't sleep that night and missed my father. Admittedly, life is unremarkable. Everyone has his own shortcomings. Mutual understanding is a good thing.

When I got married, due to our custom, the banquet was held at home, and the invitation was made at home. Ten days before the wedding, my family began to get busy, and I was exhausted on the wedding day. After the ceremony, after seeing off the guests, the students were all drunk, and no one made a fuss about the bridal chamber, so they went to bed early. We slept until midnight except for the song and dance troupe and troupe invited at home.

What makes people laugh is my classmate's wedding. On the wedding day, the bride's family stayed in a hotel far away, picked up her relatives, drove to the village entrance and had a flat tire. The bus can't go, and I won't change. Don't touch the ground before entering the door and don't pay attention to the bride's feet. There is no way, just a few students take the bride home in a sedan chair. However, I met an idiot classmate who accidentally tilted his foot when he lifted it. He leaned over and lost his center of gravity. The whole sedan-chair bearer and the bride overturned, and the bride went straight into the snowy ditch at the entrance of the village. The rest of the people are scrambling to pick up brides online. People are ok, but the whole clothes and headdress are spent.

Unexpected things happened on the festive day, and no one was happy, but there was nothing they could do. The wedding will continue, and people will be finished as long as nothing happens. The process of walking still needs to be finished. Eating and drinking finally finished the wedding.

Because of what happened in the morning, the die-hards said they would make trouble in the bridal chamber and get unlucky. We didn't drink much, we didn't make trouble, we didn't make trouble with the bride, mainly with the groom. Maybe they are all tired. The last few people clamored for a new bed and refused to come down. They said they would sleep in the new bed for one night. Later, the bride said a word, and everyone booed and crowded into the bed. Dozens of big men were pressed on a bed, shouting like killing pigs. Just as everyone was talking and laughing, suddenly, a group of people sank and the bed was directly pressed down from the middle. The bride and groom were dumbfounded when they saw it, and so were we who pressed the bed. We were embarrassed at that time and didn't know what to do. However, after a silence, I got a laugh. They are all hardcore for more than ten years, and no one is intentional.

Later, we set up a bed with bricks, so that the bride and groom could make do for one night. In any case, we must enter the bridal chamber on our wedding night. The next day, the grooms called us one by one to scold us, saying that the bed collapsed after midnight. This matter is not played with us. We can hardly say anything comforting except laughing. Anyway, when we meet him later, as long as we talk about it, we will bring up the past.

Let me tell you something about my marriage. I come from the countryside and got married in 1994. At that time, unlike now, we always sat at noon and at night. Relatives and friends come to the wedding reception the day before, and basically leave the day after the wedding. It takes three days to hold a banquet. It was quite cost-effective to accompany the party at that time.

At that time, we went to the woman's house in the afternoon, and then the guests of the woman's house basically came to the man's house. I have to arrange accommodation after dinner in the evening, and I won't leave until the morning after dinner. Every adult and child should give a red envelope. At that time, each person 100 yuan (in early years, adults made clothes for cloth and children gave red envelopes).

I went to pick up my relatives that day, and the road was delayed for a long time because of various eye-catching price increases at that time. I promised, I will increase the gift money when I go out, and I won't leave until I give it. Wait until you get home late, such as crossing the bridge and planting money (that is, the bride will not leave with the tree in her arms, which is a bad habit).

It was past ten o'clock at the end of the banquet in the evening, and then there were all kinds of troubles in the bridal chamber. After the noise, I thought I could have a good wedding night, but I didn't expect the woman's seventh aunt to occupy the new house and drive me out. This is my miserable wedding night.

The so-called four happy events in life: the long drought meets the rain, so the old friend meets a foreign country, and the wedding night should beno. 1. In the early days, the wedding night must be full of expectations and shyness. Now most couples have lived together during their love, and the shy little throb is gone. But it is a memorable day after all. It should be expected that two people will sleep together with their clothes on. Unfortunately, on the wedding night, the groom went to drink with friends all night, leaving me alone, and locked the door in a rage. After so many years of marriage, I often think of this. . . .