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Qq Classic Swearing Sentences
2. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.
If you were a flower, the cow wouldn't shit.
4. Oh, are you too busy to go to the toilet by yourself?
5. Seeing that your grandmother doesn't hurt, your uncle doesn't.
6, fat is a temporary thing, short is a lifetime thing.
7, a face of excitement, like drinking urine sugar.
Notre Dame de Paris lacks bell ringers. Go ahead.
9. People want faces, trees want skins, and telephone poles want cement.
10, you are very patriotic, very dedicated and have a lot of backbone!
1 1, your growth slows down the internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory!
12, the world is big, but what you lack is even bigger.
13, I want to say that you are an idiot, I am praising you.
14, as a typical loser, you are really successful.
15, the century is very dangerous, go back to your Jurassic.
16, I put up with you, but can you be a little restrictive?
17, I heard that you are rich, and you recognize Erlang as your master.
18, because that is very common, so if the other party speaks first.
19, brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?
20, you cheat, so open, not afraid of cold balls!
2 1, I am not perfect, but I am honest and natural. What about you?
22. The dragon is innocent. The dragon is sorry for the people and the party.
Don't look up, just look up and the ozone layer will be broken.
24. Say I am jealous of you. Dry your tears and have a look.
25.MMD, I have never seen anything so archaeological.
Your father should hold back. Why didn't he shoot at the wall?
27. If he still says, you say, that's great, I'll tell you.
28. Your family is not mainstream, your mother? KINOMOTO SAKURA? Cure? joule
29. Are you great? Isn't it supported by the Animal Protection Association?
30. If you have a mother and no education, you will be taught how to stab people.
3 1. Don't look for me. I'm not a vet.
32, after hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.
33. You were so proud. What are you playing now?
34, after hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!
35. You have so many pimples on your face that driving a tractor will overturn!
36. Excuse me, is your coffin sliding or turning over?
37. You think your mother is everywhere, and you have to make way everywhere.
38, rats with knives, looking for cats all over the street, brothels full, who knows loneliness.
39. Don't think you are famous or anything. You think your father is Li Gang.
40. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.
4 1, how dare I touch you? I'm afraid I'll buy hand sanitizer for myself.
42. Actually, what are you? You are just a barking dog.
43, the left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping.
44. You like to push people with your stomach to prove that you are smart.
45. Fenqing is only one step away from patriotism and not one step away from SB.
46. You haven't fully evolved. It's really difficult for you to be an elephant man.
47. You waste air when you are alive, land when you are dead, and RMB at home.
48. I haven't heard anyone blow a cow so fresh and refined for a long time.
49. When you were a child, you lacked calcium, but when you grew up, you lacked love.
50. You said it was not waiting for you to turn over, but the salted fish turned over, or the salted fish.
5 1, don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.
52. You hippo crushed by Noah's Ark, a new volcanic eruption.
53. You have a pair of eyes that look down on people. It is said that dogs look down on people.
54. Don't swear easily, just put your mother in your pocket and say it.
55. I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from?
The teacher told us not to litter, or I would lose you.
57. Cow dung is cow dung after all, and it will not turn into sweet cake if steamed in a pot.
58. Idiots can be your teachers, and even mentally retarded people can teach you to speak.
59. You are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so depressed.
60. It's not your fault that you are ugly, but it's your fault that you are scary!
6 1, your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.
62. The minimum goal of a college student: a peasant woman, a mountain spring and a little field.
63. Don't think that just because I don't want to remember you doesn't mean I don't hate you.
64. You are the abandoned baby of Mount Everest snowman and the murderer of septic tank blockage.
65. You think you are Halley's Comet, and millions of people all over the globe should pay tribute to it.
No matter what the other person says, you answer that you have vegetables between your teeth.
67. If the teacher hadn't told me not to litter everywhere, I would have thrown you away.
68. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.
69. You should be pulled out of the henhouse and put in prison at once!
70. How about the old lady's natural paper? Is it much better than your pot cover?
7 1, are you proud of your small chest and saving cloth for your country?
72. If I hadn't forgotten to buy condoms that night, you would have been washed down the sewer.
73. I think you are good at mixing. Don't forget what kind of dog you were.
74. If someone scolds you, say it and say it again! Say it again if you can.
75. Do you want someone to hit me? Call out all the cats and dogs in your village.
76. Don't wander around dressed like a comfort woman. Grenade will explode when it sees you.
77. If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll be a hooligan if I go back!
78. Seduce my man? I just think of you as an old bitch in spring.
79. If I hadn't met you, I would never have understood the true meaning of clothes.
When I throw a bone at the dog, it knows to wag its tail at me. What are you?
8 1, there is a kind of person who doesn't know it is him until he is pointed at his nose and scolded.
82. Your mother took you shopping, and people asked: Elder sister, how much did you buy this monkey?
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