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Serious traffic jam, humor, circle of friends

Traffic jam is an interesting story about making friends. Article 1 1. The traffic jam is good enough to get off for a meal.

2. The traffic jam is not terrible, but it is terrible to hold your urine.

The most malicious abuse I have heard so far is: I scold you for going out in traffic jams all your life!

When I got up in the morning, it was drizzling slightly. My wife asked me to drive to work and then sent her to work. I said angrily, "Why? I also mopped the floor, washed dishes and did all the housework. Why did you reward me in such a cruel way? -I'd rather break the washboard than drive to work! " Say that finish, ride away!

The happiest thing I can think of is watching traffic jams with you at home on National Day.

6. You can watch the scenery every day on the road of traffic jam, and the sports car is waiting in line for you to choose!

7. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Twenty minutes without moving is also clothing. Upset.

8.? Road construction in Jinan is from south to north, from east to west, expanding, building and rebuilding. There are four wolves every day, smoking everywhere, and traffic jams are annoying.

9. The traffic jam of this car is worse than the god of gamblers!

10. I only had one day off during the holiday, but I was caught in a traffic jam. The so-called traffic jam is: the Daoshan test is just around the corner, but you can't get into the Daoshan tunnel.

1 1. Go out early and come back late. After crossing an intersection for half an hour, there are all kinds of traffic jams on the road. Is it worth wasting time?

12. Every time I go home for the New Year, I am Du Like Jie. I won't be caught in a traffic jam. After a few hours' journey, I finally spent a day, and suddenly my mood was not beautiful.

13.33. The ice crystal gate is jammed every morning. It is said that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...

14. Whenever there is a traffic jam, I am worried. When I am in a hurry, I pump oil and play one song after another, but the road ahead is still endless. ?

15. An hour's journey, an hour's sudden walk.

16. Sleep! Sleep! ! Sleep! ! ! Can't play any more, and there will be a traffic jam on the National Day Expressway tomorrow.

17. Is it bad? Shoes and mud trucks are trapped and nobody cares!

18. There is no road in the world. If more people walk, the road will be blocked. ?

19. Mom said that the road of Qingguo College was too crowded and there would be traffic jams. Don't let me take the bus, let me walk by myself.

20.23. A girl was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag and tried to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get it out. Later, she put a plastic bag on her head and went to the roadside to solve it.

Interesting talk about traffic jams and friends circle Part II