Humorous sentences poking fun at marriage

1, the last carnival, starting from tomorrow, be a good wife and mother, cook, cook and take care of the children, but tonight, I want to get high!

2, a wife, waiting for many years, I must cherish this fate.

3, finally want to marry yourself, tears streaming down your face!

4, my terminator appeared, and next year, we will get married!

5, thunder everywhere, brothers, brothers are getting married, bless it!

6. The subscriber you dialed is married.

7. It takes a hundred years to cross the boat, but a thousand years to sleep. However, we are finally getting married.

8. Snow White finally got together with Prince Charming. I chose you. You are the prince charming in my life. In the future, our children will be called Bai Aibai, haha.

9. I don't know why humans have to get married. So today we study together, let's legally combine.

10, in fact, love is not so thrilling, but to cherish the feeling of loving and being loved at every simple moment. And this is the moment, I want to grow old with you!

1 1, bid farewell to your love that made me laugh, put you in the wedding car and welcome you back, live a happy life as before, share weal and woe, and live and die together.

12, what I want is to be with you forever, even if there are too many temptations and fetters on the road to growth. But I know my goal clearly, so I firmly stick to my choice. I hope your heart, like mine, will live up to your yearning.

13, I didn't think so much. I thought it would be good to walk hand in hand, but I want to spend my life with you when I walk.

14, bid farewell to sweet love and step into the marriage hall together. There may be many difficulties in life, but I will always be your warm supporter. No matter how many difficulties there are in the future, I will go on together.