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Funny sentences read when you are in a bad mood, funny sentences that make you feel relaxed.

1. I will try to be the kind of girl you like, and then I will never be with you again.

One day, I dreamed that I was taking an exam, and I woke up to find that I was really taking an exam.

3. The biggest failure in life is Tang Priest. No matter whether he is an enemy or a friend, he always wants to send him to the Western Heaven.

I asked my fans if I was ugly, and it shook its head all night.

Don't think you can be invincible just because you have a low lower limit. I've never lost before!

6. Learning Japanese is all anime, learning Korean is all idolization, learning French is all pretending to be literary, and learning English is all pretending!

7. Turn the way to the canteen, class and dormitory into a walk every day. I think this is life.

8. What are the three most spoken sentences at school? I am sleepy. I'm starving. I'm exhausted.

9. well done, it is called deep.

10. Seeing a pair of middle school students holding hands in the street, I can't help thinking of myself in middle school. I was also watching a pair of middle school students holding hands in the street.

1 1. God is fair. If he gives you an ugly look, he will definitely give you a very low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

12. If life deceives you today, don't be sad or cry, because life will continue to deceive you tomorrow.

13. After ten years of continuous struggle and tempering, I finally grew from an ignorant, sensitive and fragile teenager to an ignorant, sensitive and fragile youth.

14. Those who look good can be called foodies, and those who don't look good can only be called gits.

15. Dead vine, old tree, faint crow, fish and shrimp for dinner, air-conditioned WiFi watermelon, sunset, are you ugly? Nothing! I am blind!

16. It was too heavy to hang on my body, so I threw it away.

17. It's silly to do something good without leaving your name. Lei Feng also knows that it is written in his diary.

18. Some people say I am handsome. I stood on the balcony and thought about it all night. Who leaked the news?

19. I always feel that I am British when I take the Chinese exam, but I feel that I am from China when I take the English exam, and I find that I am an alien when I take the math exam.

20. When summer comes, I know that staying in a cool place is not an abusive word. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

2 1. God opened a window, ready to give me wisdom; But god didn't want to give me a good face. He wanted to close a window, so I rushed over. It was too late, and my face hit the window, and it became like this!

22. If Chinese, math, English, physics, thinking, history, geography and politics teachers come into the classroom at the same time, what will you think of? Eight-Nation Alliance's war of aggression against China.

There is no road in the world, and there are too many people wandering around, so I don't know how to get there.

24. If you don't listen, you don't understand, if you understand, you don't do it, you make a mistake, you don't recognize it, you don't change it, you don't accept it, and you don't say it! What do you want me to say about you?

25. God closed the door for you. When he forgets to open the window for you, you can open the ceiling yourself.

26. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

27. I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a messy room hero.

28. We haven't eaten for several days, and everyone is like pancakes.

29. In this season when falls can lead to burns, people who can go shopping with you are usually friends of life and death.

I just made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can make hundreds of millions at once. If I fail, my two dollars will go to Shui Piao.

Funny, funny, talk about mood phrases

1, you are showing off in an ostentatious manner with your sisters. Do you believe me?

2. My sister gave birth to a washing machine. Dude, just dump it.

3. Spend money at school and work time.

If a man doesn't help you put on the wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

I took a fancy to you because I was out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

6. People who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and people who don't eat fat are fearless.

7. Your appearance is not accurate and your proportion is not good.

8. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

9, clothes, it has two ways of washing, washing yourself and washing others.

10, who says I don't know anything? Let Shi and Dong Shi stand in front of me and have a try.

1 1. Have the ability to study atomic bombs, but have no ability to study tea eggs.

12, save water and try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

13, don't do anything wrong and pour all the dirty water on yourself. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

14, I am arrogant and petty, so you can't afford to be hurt.

15, don't tell me to grow old together, I want to have black hair forever.

On the train, a white woman and a black woman are nursing their baby. Mom, mom, white baby, don't be a coquette. I want to drink chocolate milk, too.

17, you are the first song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

18, if one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I am innocent.

19. How many children have been hurt by exams, and how many honest children have learned to cheat?

20, phoenix rebirth is nirvana, pheasant rebirth is corpse change.

2 1, I just found out that the way to attract a man is to make him never get it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her.

22. Clear water makes no fish. If a man is cheap, he is invincible.

23, who is whose husband, are fucking temporary workers.

It's funny when you're in a bad mood.

1. I see you are online, and I dare not look for you. I'm afraid my future mother-in-law is by my side.

No one will take away only the sky, as long as I raise my head, he will always accompany me.

Students, the teacher is your little apple. No wonder I always want to skin you.

A thin man like me sleeps in a hard bed like he was beaten, and he hurts all over!

5. I like to watch the inspirational story of my social sister from being super awesome in junior high school and high school to being a waiter to wash dishes when she grows up.

6. One day, I will be replaced by an iceberg. After all, you will be tired after a long sun exposure.

7. My current seat status is: on the left is a good gay friend, on the right is a male god, in front is Xueba, surrounded by several wonderful flowers.

8. You sent me so many QQ messages that I didn't reply. Why don't you try to send a red envelope?

9. As the school approached, my sense of suffocation gradually got out of control.

10. My friend said that he would lend you twenty dollars in the future. After borrowing money, I realized that some people turn for a living.

1 1. Teacher, if you ignore the bell again, don't blame us for ignoring it.

12. Take a lighter, take a textbook, and you won't order anywhere. Mom doesn't have to worry about my study anymore.

13. When I was particularly sleepy, my moral standards didn't wake up. Teachers should be careful.

14. You can't rely on anything these days, only you can. Abbreviation: Holy shit!

15. People who have been dissatisfied with hairstyles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that this is a face problem. . .

16. I always feel that a bed that is made too neatly will mean a little peace of mind. Well, it's still messy, more energetic ~ ~

Is my face oily? Reflecting light, I can't see clearly.

18. Part I: Telephone charges, tolls and broadband charges must be paid; Downstream: meal card, water card, bus card, Kaka, etc. Horizontal approval: breaking the money at the beginning of school.

19. Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.

20. I suddenly feel that Pleasant Goat is very similar to Journey to the West. I get caught in every episode, and then I definitely don't eat it ~

2 1. The standard of otaku and otaku: take the computer as the center and the arm length as the radius, and take things in bed.

22. Years later, if you get married, if I don't get married. Tell your daughter to be careful on the way to school. . . .

23. Some girls are the same as the house price. Only when you look back, do you know that you were wrong not to start.

24. I was forced to go on a blind date. Another person is a burden to learn English. As soon as he arrived, he said that he was CET-8, Japanese-1 and German-2. Ask me what level? I told him QQ, yellow, red, colored diamonds and green diamonds. Blind date is also a pleasure in life. . .

I have a crush on a girl. B: it's nice to have a secret crush! What a good way. B: Secret love is the most economical of all relationships.

26. Do you know why January is Valentine's Day? I hope that lovers will get along sweetly, babies will be happy, and elders will live a long and healthy life. The first person is not allowed to intervene.

27. Today, classmate A borrowed money from classmate B. . Do you have money with you? B: Yes. Lend me some. What did you just say? Lend me some. B: no, the previous sentence. Do you have money with you? B: No! ! ! theatre missile defence (TMD)

28. This mother educates her daughter, and choosing a husband is a lifelong matter, as long as it takes. Look at your dad. He can handle anything. He repaired the faucet of the car electric appliance by himself. Even if the wardrobe is broken, he can repair his daughter by himself. I see. Understand your sister, if you also find a husband like your father, you will never want to use anything new in your life!

29. It is said that if you play Weibo for a long time, you will talk like this. Damn it, you have a sister! Honey, rotten women are not awesome! The cat took a piss and shit! Honey, you are really unbearable. You cheat paper! Honey, wet is lewd. Holy shit! Honey, what's that swelling? An otaku can't afford to hurt himself, honey, you know! Nima envied and hated her relatives and laughed at me!

30. What's your annual salary? B: Ten thousand. There were ten thousand dollars that month. Yes, this is the basic salary. A: Not bad. What do you do? B: Dreaming.

3 1. Valentine's Day is coming, remind everyone to pay attention: send some flowers and plants foolishly; Running around with frivolous leaders; Vulgar enough to eat and drink; Boring dance; Boldly cuddle; Crazy on the spot; Timid to send a message to say hello; No, stay at home and think! !

32. The world laughed at me for being crazy, and I laughed at the world for seeing it so quickly.

33. What is a famous brand? If you add one after the cost price, it is called a famous brand. If you add two more after the cost price, it is called luxury goods. Add as much as you want after the cost price. This is called cultural relics!

34. If I pass you on the road and don't say hello to you, it's not because I pretend to be arrogant and play big cards. . Because ... . . . . . I don't have my glasses.

35. Perfect boyfriend: handsome, rich, generous, temperament, self-restraint, no hooking up, no drinking, no smoking, no cheating, no existence.

It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your head. . .

37. The most shameless person I have ever met is homework. I said I didn't like him, and he still pestered me to fuck him. .

38. Feelings that are not aimed at marriage are all aimed at raising a wife for others. . .

39. There is a crash called password input error, a panic called account login in different places, a feeling called invisibility, a misunderstanding called offline, and a loss that you have no access rights.

40. I work very hard. I have thought about all these five words, but I have only done the first four. . .

When I feel bad, I will read a book about my mood