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1. My master taught me: stand outside the wall and wait for the red apricot and the red apricot to stay out of the wall. Pull her out, or beat her out if she can't.

2. You said you didn't love her and loved me. Why did you choose to break up with her now?

3. In the high-tech era, high-tech talents are needed. Let's go home and kneel on the washing machine instead of rubbing the washboard.

4. God created you to test your courage in this world.

5. Every time I miss a beloved girl, I put a brick on the ground, and there is the Great Wall!

6. Hum, since I turned into camel shit, no one dared to step on my head again!

7. I prefer to watch Huoying endure it, because when I die, a village of Japanese will die.

8. Talking about money actually doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.

9. Liar, who said there was gold under a man's knee? I sawed off the whole leg and didn't even find a piece of iron!

1. Good love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget unforgettable love.

11. Walking along the road, I saw a member who was about to bend down to pick up the money, and I found that it was talking about who vomited so round.

12. Sample, do you think Cosmetic Contact Lenses wearing different colors is a Persian cat?

13. I learned to drink to drown my loneliness and sadness. Unexpectedly, they learned to swim.

14. You really annoy me. Why do you always act like you love me when you say you don't love me?

15. People pretend that they can't see you. It's not that you are edged with gold, but that you are as pungent as pepper.

16. You really think you are a national treasure with a cross-eyed face and a smoky makeup.

17. Now we know why there is only one corner of the iceberg, because the other corner was broken by Titanic.

18, yo yo! This handsome guy! Why do you look exactly like my next boyfriend?

19. I envy her so much. I can still go clubbing after my injury. I envy him so much. I can still soak in three after my injury.

2. I am still waiting for you in the same place, but you have forgotten that you have been here.

21. When I save enough money, I'll buy a trailer with six walnuts as my dowry and a bottle a day after I get married.

22. I thought that if I was invisible, others would not find me. It's no use.

23. Time is the best teacher, but it's a pity that he killed all the students slowly in the end.

24. Sometimes I look up at the sky not because I miss you, but because my nose is bleeding.

25. Dad asked: Why do you smoke at such a young age? Son replied: because I don't want to be sad, I have to choose to hurt my lungs.

26. At first glance, you really don't think much. It's better to take a closer look.

27. Be sentimental again! People don't care whether you love or not. He's just as good without you.

28. I think I also had a heart purer than pure milk and truer than real fruit!

29. It's said that getting married is super cheap now. You can get it done at the Civil Affairs Bureau for 9 yuan. Anyway, it's my treat.

3. When silence turned into humor, I found out that women can casually soak like this.

31. Bajie, don't think that you are a night-bright pig standing under a street lamp.

32. Don't you know that you have nothing to do but dream about what I am doing? I am busy.

33. If something happens, just get to the point. Don't challenge my blacklist with your high-sounding words.

34. You scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

35, a minute is not long, it depends on whether you stay in the toilet or outside the toilet! 1. Putting down the butcher's knife to become a Buddha means that the other person cut you in two at the moment you put down the butcher's knife.

2. If I have two lifetimes, I will spend my whole life looking for it.

3. Real warriors dare to face up to beautiful girls and face up to bleak singles.

4. Give your uncle a smile, little girl. If you don't smile, your uncle will give you a smile.

5. Life is like a wine jar. People are immersed in it. The longer they stay, the more intoxicated they are.

6. The ex-girlfriend seems to be her own, and the post-girlfriend seems to be adopted.

7. I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

8. I'm not afraid of beautiful women treating me like a pervert, but I'm afraid of ugly women treating me like a rogue.

9. You are so shameless and heartless. You should be very light, right?

1. It is said that taking a step back will broaden the horizon, but behind me is a cliff.

before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearances.

12. Is the child produced by two people with blood type B a blood type 2B?

13. When you do it right, no one will remember; When you do something wrong, even breathing is wrong.

14. There are only two things I can't do. It won't either. That won't happen either.

15. Trust is like an eraser, which is slowly worn away by repeated mistakes.

16. Get up every morning and stand in front of the mirror to see if it's handsome again.

17. Teacher, you only know that threatening me by informing my parents is nothing.

18. Nobel invented the bomb, which brought countless disasters to mankind. He became a great man himself.

19. Spit is used for counting money, not for reasoning.

2. Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting act.

21. Don't ask me to be a bridesmaid, because maybe I will rob your groom.

22. A white lie is to find a good excuse for your deception.

23. Have a cup of dichlorvos to relieve the brain. Mention god. It'll be all right in a minute!

24. I used to take a simple route, but walking reveals the sexy essence.

25. Happiness makes women know how to enjoy, while misfortune makes men learn to work hard.

26. I'll throw it into a tiger cage for you, and even if the tiger doesn't dare to eat it, you'll find it hard.

27, the most principled person, my principle is to look at the mood.

28. I can choose to give up, but I can't give up my choice.

29. Why should I tell you that I have a cold? You are not a cold medicine.

3. If there is an earthquake, I will die with you. You were smashed to death. I laughed when I saw you die.

31. Homework can be made up, but you can't miss playing.

32. Silence is golden. I have been silent for so long, but I haven't seen any gold.

33. If I had two lifetimes, how long would you stay with me?

34. I want to be a modest female frog, waiting for the frog prince to receive the toad ignored by the swan. Funny personality signature 22

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1. I love Cui Yingdao, love his silent efforts and love his lonely heart.

2. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans in the world? Students answer: Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Boiling Goat, Lazy Goat.

3. My wish for starting school is to do less homework, get better grades, be taller and weigh less.

4. People must have a sense of humor, or who do you expect to amuse yourself?

5. I love a girl who is melodramatic, and the language is the same, just like singing opera.

6. If you don't study, how can you support your many lovers?

7. I am nearsighted, but I can recognize you from far away.

8. I will never add men again. When I add men, I will still be human, but after I add them, I will become animals.

9. Don't argue with a fool, or others will not know who the fool is.

1. Falling in love is the same as calling a lady, except that falling in love is paid in installments.

11. You take your overpass and I'll go through my secret passage.

12. Is there anyone like me who was chased all over the street by my mother when I changed my teeth?

13. If you are pretending, just find a place to bury it.

14. Men dare to do business, while women dare not wear makeup.

15. Life is like fighting against landlords. One is a gang, and the next is an enemy.

16. If it is useless, you will forget that you said you love me but forgot to say that you only love me.

17. The world is not without moral integrity, but it is all on the ground.

18. Without us students with poor grades, how can we set off students' grades?

19. Friend, I am not an ATM. Even if it is, please feel if there is a card on you.

2. Actually, I am highly educated, but I am a little more peasant in temperament.

21. Forever and ever, not at all. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble. It's sheer bullshit!

22. I always forced myself to love you, but in the end I found that time couldn't help me.

23, women are easy to be satisfied, but also easy to make you stumble.

before I was born, my parents never asked me, do you want to be born? In fact, living is also forced!

25. I would rather have a prince riding a pig than a prince riding a white horse.

26. It may only take a flower to grow, but it takes a long time to change.

27. The cashier said: There is no change. Here are two plastic bags for you.

28. When I said I was not handsome, they said I was pretending to beat me.

29. If you miss something, you will meet something new. Fate is, neither too early nor too late, just right.

3. I am a talented person, and you are a genius, so you are two more than me.

31. Girl, when you step into the society, it's time to stop your temper.

32. In fact, I was born a quasi-schoolmaster, but the teacher is not cute or beautiful, so there is no motivation.

33. The fastest step is not to leap, but to continue; The slowest step is not a small step, but a hesitation.

34. If your sister dares to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets, I will curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning packets.

35. Even the amoeba can't live on the keyboard you touched.

36. There is a kind of pain called the preview of the next episode, and there is a kind of despair called waiting for another week.

37. I am an actor, and my eyes turn round at the sight of a beautiful MM!

38. Love is poison, and the sugar coating is too wonderful. Just taste it and stop. If you drink it, you will die.

39. This product in the lower left corner of the computer screen is actually called Start, but every time I click it, it seems to be for the end.

4. What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Really.

41. Break the seal of the bed with the power of the wild every morning.

42. Take down the enemy with bullets and the brother with spirit Erguotou.

43, you always live in memories, you don't know, I have died in it.

44. I really want to ask you, pointing to your heart, if I leave you, will it hurt here?

45. Children who lie early are smarter. Do you think so?

46. It scared me to death. When it thunders, it thunders. It flashes. I'm taking a shower. I thought someone was taking pictures for me.

47. When a smart phone falls on the ground, it becomes a mobile phone with mental retardation.

48. If you are not ruthless, how can you be all-powerful?

49. I don't need you in my world, no doubt.

5. I thought that if I was invisible, others would not find me. It's no use.

51. The toilet is safe, because when boys chase you in primary school, you always run into the toilet at the first time.

52. What the poor lack most is the ambition to become a master.

53. I'm used to your love, so I won't allow you to betray.

54. I usually eat crisp noodles, which are more convenient than instant noodles.

55. No matter what, you will get hurt. So what if I'm hurt? At least I'm strong and open.

56. No wonder you can't keep your stomach small.

57. Please raise your hands if you love me, and your feet if you don't love me.

58. I would rather give up the whole forest than hang myself on this dead tree.

59. Most people who want to sleep can't sleep because they can't sleep.

6. Unlike examination papers, all difficult questions will be answered. In real life, many things have no answers.

61. The consequences of diaosi and Gao Fushuai kissing the goddess, the former is pa! The latter is snapped.

62, alas, how do you live, how to step by step?

63. Sorry is just a reason for betrayal, and it doesn't matter. It's just an excuse for disappointment.

64. If you dare to step on my head today, I will dare to stand on your grave tomorrow.

65. Give me a chance to be a fucking dog, and I will jump on you without hesitation.

66. One day, I have the power to kill all the dogs that have failed me in the world.

67. Be infatuated with me before I am a legend.

68. Do you think I will watch you die? Absolutely not. I'll close my eyes.

69. Nothing can't be let go. If it hurts, you will naturally let go.

7. I heard that dirty girls are all beautiful, so why don't people like my dirty girls?

71. A good girlfriend can save 2G space for your computer; A good boyfriend can save you 2 Nanfu batteries.

72. Love is actually very simple: thinking about each other while eating delicious food, and then taking pictures and sending them to her.

73. I had dinner today. There was a bug in the bowl. I wanted to call the boss, but I was curious to taste it. I didn't expect it to be good.

74. Grandpa Mao, I love you and fight for you all my life.

75. Never let your classmates find out that you have paper in the classroom. What a painful realization!

76. If you want to remain arrogant and single, why should you be so serious about helping others to train your husband?

77. Be sweet in your mouth and hard in your heart. Keep what you want and roll what you want.

78. Sometimes I let go, not because I don't care, but because I don't care.

79. I refuse your kindness to me, which is also good for both of us.

8. You have changed, and I have changed. I can't go back to tenderness, tears are like a spring, and the most familiar ones have become the most heartbreaking.

81. Leave your dreams and appreciation to others, and be appreciated.

82. Fallen is because heaven is boring and hell is painful, so it is reduced to earth.

83. Every time I come to the toilet.