Let's talk about the funniness of not buying double eleven first.

1, it's over. Double this year 1 1 It's too late. Visual inspection is too tempting, and it hurts.

2. For a girl like me who doesn't have a pair of 1 1, please keep it, dear. After all, it is virtuous.

Just spend all your money before the Double Eleven, and don't do it any more.

4. If you haven't bought anything recently, it's a bit of a loss not to buy anything on Double Eleven. It used to be a pickpocket party on Christmas New Year's Day, but now it's a double 1 1 pickpocket party. The economic level has obviously dropped, so close your eyes and go to sleep quickly.

5, double eleven zero, let's be a beautiful woman together, not for the sake of national subjugation, but for the sake of losing our blood.

6. What is the Double Eleven? The only dress I want to buy in the shopping cart will be taken off the shelf after 0: 1.

7. I hope that one day in the future, I can easily take pictures of what I like during the Double Eleven.

August, November, pickpocket season. And I, the n th singles day. This is a special experience that others don't have.

9. I only heard that women who don't get married and have children have an incomplete life. Now it's confusing that they don't participate in the double eleven.

10, double eleven don't know what to buy. Do I still need to buy things in the shopping cart? Please recommend it. Now, I finally understand why the Double Eleven is coming and my shopping cart is still empty.