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What's the point of tattooed dragon?

Question 1: What is the significance of the striped shoulder dragon? There is a saying on the road that all the brothers on the road step on the rivers and lakes. Where are the rivers and lakes?

So some people compare the shoulders of brothers on the rivers and lakes to! !

As the saying goes, the raptors don't cross the river, so people who really mix in the road rarely tattoo the shoulder dragons! Because Shoulder-backed Dragon has another name "Dragon Crossing the River"!

Brachiosaurus: Brachiosaurus is very popular with brothers on the road, because Brachiosaurus means God bless!

After all, the brothers on the road live a life of licking blood, and no one wants to die early! But many people who tattoo Brachiosaurus are blind, and they don't pay attention to order and color at all. You can see at a glance that they are not brothers on the road!

The brothers on the road are all tattooed on their left arms, and the tattoo is Brachiosaurus! Not a colorful dragon!

Shoulder button dragon: This kind of dragon tattoo is rare. The design of this dragon is roughly that the dragon head is placed on the right chest from the right shoulder armor on the back, and then the whole dragon body is entrenched on the back. The two front paws are caught on the muscles connected with the arms on the shoulders, the two rear paws are caught on the thighs (some on the hips), and the dragon tail extends from the lower left of the waist to the neck of the left foot! This kind of dragon can't be tattooed unless it's the eldest brother on the road!

Generally speaking, Brother Tianxia won't tattoo longan. Longan can only be opened (tattooed) with the consent of his eldest brother! And the (tattooed) longan opened by big brother himself ~

There is a saying that tattooed dragons (especially those with tattoos on their backs or shoulders) can't tattoo their eyes (they can't point their eyes). This is the so-called "point the eye", because by pointing their eyes, dragons will be "alive", spiritual and evil. If the landlord can't "suppress" it himself, it will get into trouble, so the tattoo dragon must be careful.

Feng: Strictly speaking, it's a phoenix tattooed by elder sister or sister-in-law!

Let's talk about Xiangfeng first: This phoenix is tattooed by the elder sister. There is no limit to how to fly!

Speaking of sleeping phoenix: this phoenix is tattooed by the eldest sister-in-law!

Tiger: There is only one tiger tattoo on the road, and that is Phytolacca acinosa! And not everyone can get a tattoo. Nothing must have been done on the road, only people with certain influence can get tattoos! As for where the tattoo of Shang Lugen is, there is no limit!

Eagle: The brothers of the tattoo eagle are very domineering, because there is only one pattern of the tattoo eagle on the road, that is, the eagle grabs the ground, meaning to seize the world!

Five poisons: the so-called five poisons are scorpions, snakes, centipedes, spiders and toads ~!

There is a saying on the road that "it is better to bully dragons, phoenixes and tigers than to provoke five poisons". Finally, let's talk about Guan Gong immediately, and Nezha will bring down dragons and Zhong Kui will bring down ghosts! These three brothers don't get tattoos! Because these three clashed with the brothers on the road!

It is said that it is necessary to consider whether the tattoo artist can afford to pay for the official document.

Tattoos are also very beautiful, such as bodhisattvas, Buddha statues, Guan Gong, acrobats and so on. Don't get tattoos on your back easily, because you may "can't move your back" or "can't move your back"

It is also best not to tattoo Buddha statues on your chest, which is insincere. It is to rely on the power of the Buddha to block evil spirits, or it may be "unable to hold on." If you are weak and yang-deficient, don't tattoo evil things, such as hag and shura. Otherwise, if you can't stop, you may attract bad things to yourself. Tattooing a shoulder dragon costs 3000 yuan! A friend got a acromion tattoo, and he spent 1500 (the tattoo shop is owned by his uncle)! ! ! ! ! !

Question 2: I want to tattoo a shoulder dragon. What's so important about 5 points? Do you want a tattoo? It looks like you want to carry it on your shoulder, but it doesn't matter if you really decide to get one. Birthday is just your psychological comfort. There are many dragons, and the waist is a dragon carrying you. The size of your shoulders depends on what you want. Don't talk to * * *, also want to think for yourself, to have four claws and five claws, to have wings. Do you want to tattoo gentian? I'll tattoo one on my chest, and totem dragon with five claws has wings. What did you say?/Sorry?

Question 3: What is the significance of tattooing this acromion? When you enlist in the army in the future, it will be too late to regret being kicked out. Even if you do your own life, you will lose many opportunities and your customers will stay away from you.

Question 4: What about the tattooed top dragon? It is full of dragons, authoritative and noble; Qinglong shoulders, rich and infinite; Qinglong cross-legged, rich as a flood; Tattooed a tiger's head, so some people compare brothers on the Jianghu road to shoulders! !

As the saying goes, the raptors don't cross the river, so people who really mix in the road rarely tattoo the shoulder dragons! Because Shoulder-Shoulder Dragon has another nickname: "Dragon crossing the river, Arm-Shoulder Dragon: Arm-Shoulder Dragon is very popular with brothers on the road, because Arm-Shoulder Dragon symbolizes God's blessing!"

After all, the brothers on the road live a life of licking blood, and no one wants to die early! But many people who tattoo Brachiosaurus are blind, and they don't pay attention to order and color at all. You can see at a glance that they are not brothers on the road!

The brothers on the road are all tattooed on their left arms, and the tattoo is Brachiosaurus! Not a colorful dragon!

Shoulder buckle dragon: This kind of dragon tattoo is rare. The dragon pattern is roughly that the head of the dragon hangs from the right shoulder armor on the back to the right chest, and then the whole dragon body is entrenched on the back. The two front paws are respectively buckled on the muscles connected with the arms on the shoulders, and the two rear paws are respectively attached to the thighs (some are attached to the hips). The dragon tail extends from the lower left of the waist to the left neck! This kind of dragon can't be tattooed unless it's the eldest brother on the road!

Qinglong:-Positive, suitable for people with heavy yin. The painted dragon is open-winged. If you can resist sports, as long as your dragon is orthodox enough and the color is right enough, you are not afraid of any evil things-that is, dirty things. ..

Dragon: The dragon belongs to Yin. This thing is evil. Before tattooing, you must find someone who understands Zhouyi to help you see if the eight-character fit is appropriate. If this thing doesn't fit, you can tattoo it at will. It's unlucky sooner or later. If you resist sports, the effect will be more obvious than Qinglong.

Cross-legged dragon: the dragon is coiled on the leg, indicating that this person has hard roots. Most people can't touch him. There are many people tattooing this kind of dragon, of all ages.

Dragon out of the water: I heard that it represents a person who just started out, and I have never seen such a dragon.

Double-shouldered Dragon:-People around 40-50 years old have this tattoo. It must be for people on the road. Shoulder-backed dragons are two little dragons, not as big as Shoulder-backed dragons. It's a powerful dragon anyway. Most people don't get tattoos.

Anti-dragon:-the dragon head is in the heart, the dragon body is from the front chest to the back, and the tail is in the back waist. It's like a man fighting a dragon.

Frontal Dragon:-Tattooing this dragon means that this person will not bow to anyone. Generally speaking, people who are not very awesome are absolutely afraid to get tattoos.

Dragon claws are generally 4 claws and 5 claws. Five claws are emperor claws. Four claws are ordinary claws. Most people have four claws.

Generally speaking, Brother Tianxia won't tattoo longan. Longan can only be opened (tattooed) with the consent of his eldest brother! And the (tattooed) longan opened by big brother himself ~

There is a saying that tattooed dragons (especially those with tattoos on their backs or shoulders) can't tattoo their eyes (they can't point their eyes). This is the so-called "point the eye", because by pointing their eyes, dragons will be "alive", spiritual and evil. If you can't "suppress" or "carry" yourself, you will get into trouble, so tattoos must be careful. Count your birthdays before tattooing. The average tattoo artist has no chance to find gossip. If there is a conflict, don't get a tattoo. Shoulder dragons pay attention to whether they can recite. Bad tattoos will kill people. Good luck.

Question 5: What do you think of tattooed limb dragons? According to the ancient principles, China's tattoos are authentic-Qinglong, Dragon, Kuixing, Hag, Guan Gong, Carp ... As for other skeletons, roses and bats, they all belong to the category of random tattoos, even if they are tattooed, it will have no effect, not to mention the principle of tattooing ... The tattoo is exquisite, which is based on. The worst tattoos are Guan Gong and the dragon, which is an evil act. Ordinary people can't resist, and the so-called irresistible is to kill Rick. Tattoos will not only bring good luck, but also bring bad luck, leading to serious mass annihilation. I'm not exaggerating this. I used to have a big brother who went to the hospital with someone else, but a man living next door had a dragon tattooed on his left hand. He said the tattoo was less than 6544. The reason is that the left hand was crippled by two young children with P, and the tendon of the whole hand was broken. However, he had a group fight with others before tattooing, fighting alone, and never suffered losses (this is what he said himself, and his credibility is not guaranteed). Take his story as an example to tell everyone that tattoos can't be tattooed casually. There are some things in life that you can't resist. If you tattoo them, you will be in trouble ... Many things can't be explained in scientific terms until now. Tattoos actually evolved from a small side door used by Zhouyi. The exact principle is unknown, but I know this thing is evil ... as for what kind of people should get tattoos, I don't know. Although I have been studying recently, I have been looking around, trying to pick something useful from other people's nonsense. So I don't fully understand. So I'll just say a few tattooed people I know. Qinglong-masculine, suitable for people with heavy yin. The painted dragon is open-winged. If it can resist the movement, it is not afraid of anything evil-that is, dirty things. If someone opens a spirit array to curse you, if your dragon pattern is orthodox enough and the color is correct enough, the person who opens the array may not only curse you, but also curse you. Although sometimes you have psychic ability, you can occasionally see things that ordinary people can't see, but at the same time you will lose a lot of money on yourself. You can't see it when you are young, but you will become worse than others when you are old. Many people are proud of Yin, but they are all idiots. Shit, they don't understand the collateral of Zhouyi ... Qinglong is not evil, and sometimes some children get tattoos without knowing anything, although it's terrible. Unlike the dragon and Guan Gong, the dragon belongs to Yin. This thing is very strange. People who want to tattoo dragons must find someone who understands Zhouyi to help you see if the eight-character fit is not suitable. If this thing doesn't fit, you can tattoo it at will. It's unlucky sooner or later. As it says, the people in my eldest brother's ward have tattooed dragons. For the evil dragon, if it resists, the effect will be better than that of Qinglong. I'm from Yingkou, where there are many hooligans. I know many of them. I'm the big brother of society now (although I don't pay much attention to him, haha) ... It's really troublesome to type like this. I believe there are such people around me. Just ask, and I'll get ready to tattoo the dragon. My life, the sun, needs evil spirits with heavy yin. Dragons are even more evil than dragons. Although the underworld worships Guan Yu in Hong Kong movies, not everyone can tattoo Guan Yu. The attribute of this thing is unknown, but only those who resist Guan Yu are generally rich all their lives. That is, those who can resist Guan Yu are not ordinary people. Guan Yu, I heard a man say that it belongs to hedging. I don't understand what this means. It is said that tattoos are extremely bad, and I have no say in this. So I won't elaborate on Kuixing-that is, Zhong Kui ~ haha. It's a low-level tattoo, masculine ... mainly for people whose five elements are not obvious or weak. Tattoos are not afraid of being dirty, but the effect is much worse than that of Qinglong (Hehe, Dragon King). But kuixing is also gentle, and tattooing won't be too bad ... but similarly, don't think that tattooing is a kuixing. It can't handle big evil deeds ~ a penny for a penny ~ ~ hag-similar to Kuixing's tattoo, but it's negative, and other aspects are nothing special and gentle. I haven't studied this carefully, nor have I prepared a tattoo ... >>

Question 6: On which shoulder should Shoulder Dragon be tattooed? Is there anything special? Please talk about the dragon in an all-round way-the dragon belongs to Yin. This thing is very strange. People who want to tattoo dragons must find someone who understands Zhouyi to help you see if the eight-character fit is not suitable. This thing is not suitable, you can tattoo it casually, and it will be unlucky sooner or later. For evil dragons, if they resist sports, the effect will be much more obvious than that of Qinglong, and the specific reaction will change. Brothers tattooed dragons: brachiosaurus. Because brachiosaurus means God bless. After all, the brothers on the road live a life of licking blood. I don't think anyone wants to die early However, I have seen many people tattooing Brachiosaurus, all of them are blind tattoos, and they don't pay attention to order and color at all, so you can see at a glance that they are not brothers on the road! The brothers on the road are all tattooed on their left arms, and the tattoo is Brachiosaurus! Not a colorful dragon! Cross-legged dragon-the dragon is coiled on the leg, indicating that this person has hard roots. Most people can't touch him. There are many people tattooing this kind of dragon, of all ages. Carrying a dragon on the shoulder-there are many people tattooing this dragon on the road. My uncle does. Four-clawed. There is nothing to talk about, just a dragon on the road. Yunlong-this is the most. This kind of dragon can be found anywhere in Tianjin. Usually the chest or back. It covers a large area. The dragon comes out of the water-I heard that it represents a person who just started out and has never seen such a dragon. Let's talk about the more powerful dragon over the shoulder-there is a saying on the road that all the brothers on the road step on the rivers and lakes. Where are the rivers and lakes? So some people compare the shoulders of brothers on the rivers and lakes to! As the saying goes, the raptors don't cross the river, so people who really mix in the road rarely tattoo the shoulder dragons! Because Shoulder-backed Dragon has another name "Dragon Crossing the River"! Double-shouldered Dragon-Tianjin people aged 40-50 have this tattoo, which is definitely for people on the road. Shoulder dragons are two little dragons, not as big as Shoulder Dragons. This is the dragon that reminds me of the underworld the most. Fan Jianglong-I have heard of it, but I have never seen it. It's a powerful dragon anyway. Most people don't get tattoos. Let's talk about the best dragon resistance-the dragon head is in the heart, the dragon body is from the front chest to the back, and the tail is in the back waist. It's like a man fighting a dragon. There was a tattoo in heather before, and I don't know who it was. Erlong-My uncle said it was the best kind of dragon when he was young. Tattooing this dragon means that this person will not bow to anyone. Generally speaking, people who are not very awesome are absolutely afraid to get tattoos. There is one in Dawangzhuang, Hedong. Everyone has heard of the joke "Pipi shrimp plays pinball", right? Dragon playing with beads-this is a very, very powerful dragon. I don't know what it means, but this kind of dragon belongs to the imperial dragon just like the dragon with a straight face. A man in the southwest building got this tattoo. I can't say who it is. Shoulder buckle dragon-this kind of dragon tattoo is rare. The dragon's design is roughly that the dragon head hangs from the right shoulder armor on the back to the right chest, and then the whole dragon body is entrenched on the back. The two front paws are respectively buckled on the muscles connected with the arms on the shoulders, and the two rear paws are respectively attached to the thighs (some are attached to the hips), and the dragon tail extends from the lower left side of the waist to the left neck! Hehe, this kind of dragon can't be tattooed unless it's the eldest brother on the road! Dragon claws are generally 4 claws and 5 claws. Five claws are emperor claws. Four claws are ordinary claws. Most people have four claws. Nowadays, many people have tattooed three-claw dragons. What do you mean? Whether to draw a clear line with the underworld. Generally speaking, Brother Tianxia won't tattoo longan. Longan can only be opened (tattooed) with the consent of his eldest brother! And big brother opens (tattoos) longan himself!

Question 7: Is there anything particular about the striped dragon opening its eyes? Taboo 1: Don't touch eyes.

The first taboo of tattooed dragons is not to make the finishing point, that is, not to open your eyes, especially not to paint your eyes red, which will bring unnecessary trouble. If you must color the longan, you can choose blue.

Taboo 2: Don't draw.

It's best not to open your wings, that is, don't draw dragons. If you must paint it, then the color you choose must be pure.

Taboo 3: Don't tattoo Sanwuzhaolong.

Many friends of Wen Long don't pay much attention to the number of claws. The most taboo of tattooing dragons is the pattern of tattooing three or five claws. Five claws are emperor claws, which are beyond the ordinary people's endurance. Three-claw represents a connection with the underworld. If you are not a gangster, you'd better not tattoo them. Four-claw dragon pattern represents ordinary claws, and most people will choose four-claw dragon pattern.

Note one: the weak don't tattoo dragons.

Many people who are in poor health want to get a dragon tattoo to change their physical condition. In fact, this is wrong, because the dragon king. If you are in poor health, it is difficult to bear it, but you will be overwhelmed by it.

Note 2: tattoos are best on the shoulders and upper body.

The best tattoo parts of the dragon are the shoulders and upper body, which means that the dragon looks up, so remember to pay attention to the dragon's head when tattooing the dragon.

Note 3: A person can only tattoo a dragon.

Because dragons are too domineering, a person can only tattoo a dragon. Too many dragons on his body are not good for his health.

Note 4: dragons need water.

Don't just tattoo a dragon. Dragons like to live in water and clouds, so when tattooing dragons, they should also be accompanied by patterns of water and clouds.

Question 8: What's so important about the striped shoulder dragon? Do you want to tattoo a dragon or a black dragon? Men don't tattoo phoenixes, and women don't tattoo dragons. The important thing is that the dragon can't make the finishing touch, because the finishing touch will crush you alive. "I'm not really alive, but all kinds of troubles that have brought you invisibly" does not have a certain status, and there are Guan Gong, beasts, ghosts, Guanyin, Buddha, and these totems that ordinary people can't afford.

Question 9: What is the significance of tattooing acromion on the left arm? Shoulder-backed Dragon: There is a saying on the road that all the brothers on the road step on the rivers and lakes. Where are the rivers and lakes?

So some people compare the shoulders of brothers on the rivers and lakes to! !

As the saying goes, the raptors don't cross the river, so people who really mix in the road rarely tattoo the shoulder dragons! Because Shoulder-backed Dragon has another name "Dragon Crossing the River"!

Brachiosaurus: Brachiosaurus is very popular with brothers on the road, because Brachiosaurus means God bless!

After all, the brothers on the road live a life of licking blood, and no one wants to die early! But many people who tattoo Brachiosaurus are blind, and they don't pay attention to order and color at all. You can see at a glance that they are not brothers on the road!

The brothers on the road are all tattooed on their left arms, and the tattoo is Brachiosaurus! Not a colorful dragon!

Shoulder button dragon: This kind of dragon tattoo is rare. The design of this dragon is roughly that the dragon head is placed on the right chest from the right shoulder armor on the back, and then the whole dragon body is entrenched on the back. The two front paws are caught on the muscles connected with the arms on the shoulders, the two rear paws are caught on the thighs (some on the hips), and the dragon tail extends from the lower left of the waist to the neck of the left foot! This kind of dragon can't be tattooed unless it's the eldest brother on the road!

Generally speaking, Brother Tianxia won't tattoo longan. Longan can only be opened (tattooed) with the consent of his eldest brother! And the (tattooed) longan opened by big brother himself ~

There is a saying that tattooed dragons (especially those with tattoos on their backs or shoulders) can't tattoo their eyes (they can't point their eyes). This is the so-called "point the eye", because by pointing their eyes, dragons will be "alive", spiritual and evil. If the landlord can't "suppress" it himself, it will get into trouble, so the tattoo dragon must be careful.

Feng: Strictly speaking, it's a phoenix tattooed by elder sister or sister-in-law!

Let's talk about Xiangfeng first: This phoenix is tattooed by the elder sister. There is no limit to how to fly!

Speaking of sleeping phoenix: this phoenix is tattooed by the eldest sister-in-law!

Tiger: There is only one tiger tattoo on the road, and that is Phytolacca acinosa! And not everyone can get a tattoo. Nothing must have been done on the road, only people with certain influence can get tattoos! As for where the tattoo of Shang Lugen is, there is no limit!

Eagle: The brothers of the tattoo eagle are very domineering, because there is only one pattern of the tattoo eagle on the road, that is, the eagle grabs the ground, meaning to seize the world!

Five poisons: the so-called five poisons are scorpions, snakes, centipedes, spiders and toads ~!

There is a saying on the road that "it is better to bully dragons, phoenixes and tigers than to provoke five poisons". Finally, let's talk about Guan Gong immediately, and Nezha will bring down dragons and Zhong Kui will bring down ghosts! These three brothers don't get tattoos! Because these three clashed with the brothers on the road!

It is said that it is necessary to consider whether the tattoo artist can afford to pay for the official document.

Tattoos are also very beautiful, such as bodhisattvas, Buddha statues, Guan Gong, acrobats and so on. Don't get tattoos on your back easily, because you may "can't move your back" or "can't move your back"

It is also best not to tattoo Buddha statues on your chest, which is insincere. It is to rely on the power of the Buddha to block evil spirits, or it may be "unable to hold on." If you are weak and yang-deficient, don't tattoo evil things, such as hag and shura. Otherwise, if you can't stop, you may attract bad things to yourself. Tattooing a shoulder dragon costs 3000 yuan! A friend got a acromion tattoo, and he spent 1500 (the tattoo shop is owned by his uncle)! ! ! ! ! !