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His unique works
He is the "wonderful work" in our class. He has done a lot of "wonderful work" since the first grade, which also makes us all avoid him.
There are many scandals about him, some of which are the most shocking: he washed his hands in the ladies' room in the second grade, soaked his hands with urine and even drank urine! These rumors may be unbelievable, but whenever we ask him these questions, he always swears angrily and runs away, sometimes even claiming to "blow his head off" with a tin pencil box. Is the rumor really true?
Not only before, but also some time ago, he did something similar. It is said that he often has blue veins on his head, holding sharp tools such as pencils and bamboo sticks at others, and chanting in his mouth: "Don't move, if I stick it down, you will die!" " "Also said to draw out a sword to kill people! Classmates often whisper, "Is there something wrong with his brain?" "I guess he lacks a rib." "Not long ago, he said that shit is bitter ..." But when he came, the whispering stopped immediately. Maybe everyone is afraid that he will do strange things again.
Although he looks fragile, he is not inferior in the battle. When fighting with others, he throws everything. Last time I fought with my senior, I was disfigured ... so destructive was it. A model was "dismembered" by him in a few minutes. We all try to avoid him, otherwise not only our own business, but also our personal safety will not be guaranteed.
You may think that the teacher will take care of him, but it is not. The teacher not only failed to take measures against him, but even relaxed him, relaxed him and relaxed him. Maybe the teacher also decided that he can't be controlled, which is what makes him different.
He is the most famous guy in our class.
He is in a fog all day, with a snot hanging forever and sucking back and forth. He has a unique brain.
He doesn't listen in class. The teacher told him to stand up and stand at the door. He really left! Standing at the door, fiddling with the display board at will. Seeing that he ignored the surprised eyes of other teachers, the teacher sighed: "Don't say that he is in our class in the future."
He plays games all day and his homework is in a mess, but his brain makes him do well in every exam and his grades are stable. This surprised all the boys in the class.
The most unusual thing about him is his mouth. He always smiles, but he always smiles. He seems to be smiling forever. He was criticized by the teacher in class. He wanted to laugh, but the teacher told him not to. Instead, he laughed even harder and spoke intermittently. The teacher can do nothing about him. He told him to stand outside. He came out laughing, and everyone was laughing! The teacher had to go out and teach him to apologize to his face! "teacher ... I'm sorry." He is still smiling. The teacher said, "Don't laugh." "Sorry, teacher ... hahaha ..." "Don't laugh when you're finished." "Sorry, teacher, haha ..." Now, the teacher was made to laugh and told him to go back. He smiled and blushed.
Once, a classmate made him cry. He has a sad, runny nose and tears on his face, but his mouth corners are unscientific and he smiles "Hehe ... Hehe", which is really dumbfounding! Don't match under the face! The students passing by looked at him with incredible eyes, and his expression was interpreted as: "God, why is he crying and laughing?" Some people still think he is crazy, watching the performance of "dumbfounding". Some synchronizers ducked in disgust and stared at his nose.
His mouth and brain are not comparable to those of ordinary people. What a magical and unscientific thing it is!
Unique composition 3 You all want to know who "he" refers to, right? In fact, he is Li Tang Bell.
I think he is different, because most of us have two or three words of names, while his is four words. In fact, his name is related to the names of his father and mother. His father's childhood nickname was "Tang Li" and his mother's nickname was "Belle". At that time, when he was named, his father thought it would be a little girly to be called "Tang Li Beauty", so he changed "er" to "er". Because my parents are surnamed Li, I reversed the position of Li Tang and called it Li Tang.
His eyes are big and watery, and they look verve. His small mouth speaks very sweetly. Sometimes I say something that makes me feel that he is really naive and cute, as if he is out of this world.
He likes cars. The house is full of things related to cars, and even the clothes are painted with cars. Every time he has a new toy, he will come to me to share the happiness of these toys. But in a few days, the toys he bought will become old toys because he doesn't cherish them at all. Sometimes I reason with him and cherish some of the fun toys. He always has his own reasons. He kept saying "Let's go" and made faces at me from time to time. I can't help it!
His personality is different, but he is also innocent and lovely! Because he always has no temper about some things, he is particularly easy to talk to. If you are a little stricter or a little less tempered, he can make you happy in his own way!
This is what makes Li Tang Bell different. Do you want to make friends with him?
I have a child who grew up together. He's different.
Sometimes, when you are with him, you will laugh your head off. You can appreciate that expression, that action, that expression and that gesture in a short time, especially when several expressions are combined on a face, which not only contains the characteristics of China people, but also appropriately reproduces the unique and funny appearance of the British star "Mr. Bean". We call him Mr. Potato. His eyes are deep and his eyelashes are long.
When it comes to money, it is an indispensable part of his life. As long as it is about money, he will bravely "try". As long as he makes money, even a dime, he will dance with joy. If he loses, his expression will suddenly change from "sunny" to "cloudy". Every time he has nothing to do, he will carry the bag of "social practice" and use his "golden tongue" to sell things in crowded places. He is the "natural enemy" of those laid-off vendors, and "Mr. Potato" always wins and wins the patronage of customers.
He also has many talents, such as piano, Rubik's cube and Three Kingdoms Kill. He knows everything and knows everything. Especially when he plays the piano, look at him, closing his eyes, bending over and holding his breath, as if he had entered the world of music, so intoxicated that he forgot himself, which is simply a replica of pianist Lang Lang.
When we played hide-and-seek with him, he was always asked to be a "cat", but he just smiled and said, "Just be a cat! ! "So we are very happy together.
This is him. He's different.
His name is Wu. You may think that he is a quiet boy by name, but this is not the case. He is naughty, lively and active, and is good at interrupting and playing tricks. What makes people feel most different is his humorous words.
When his classmates "say the wrong thing", he will "speak amazingly" and make everyone burst into laughter. For example, just today, a classmate said he was black, but he disdained to say, "Gee, I bet you are definitely not as black as an African!" "
It is precisely because of this that he is often "respectfully" invited by Mr. Shen to be a penalty station. Everyone in our composition class calls him "the toilet director" (his seat is closest to the toilet). Whenever this happens, he will say to everyone with a sad face: "Alas, I have been a toilet director all my life, and my salary has been confiscated once, and I have never earned a penny from everyone!" And I will immediately say to him: "You are good! How nice! " Perhaps because of this, his strengths will be used day after day.
His humor is not only among his classmates, but also attracts teachers sometimes. In class, if the teacher says something contradictory, he will hold on to the wrong point, and I will stand up against the teacher one by one until the teacher is speechless.
Everyone told him, "Humor is a good thing, but it should never be used to interrupt!" " "However, he still goes his own way and doesn't listen to other people's advice.
He is such a different person.
Different from others, there is a classmate in our class. He's different from ordinary people. He's disgusting. No one wants to be friends with him, so the toilet has become his only friend.
The toilet is his companion. As soon as the bell rang, the first thing he did was to find his friend. Convenient or not, there seems to be an invisible friend hiding there. Once, I went to the toilet to relieve myself, and so did he. Unexpectedly, he only went a few times, touching here and there, muttering, "Never mind, someone will come soon, and you will be well soon." I was puzzled and asked him, "What are you talking about?" He said, "My friend is ill and I want to take care of him." "Do you have any friends here?" "The toilet is a friend's. Last time, a bad guy deliberately threw an empty bottle into the pipe, which made him seriously ill. I must call someone to help him treat the disease at once! " His brow wrinkled into the word "Sichuan" and he said indignantly. I thought to myself: His feelings with "friends" are really deep!
The toilet is still his pleasure. When he is in trouble, he only needs to look at it and talk to it for a few words, and the sorrow disappears immediately.
He failed the exam. I saw him walk slowly into the toilet with his head down. Facing the wall, he sobbed and said, "I failed in the exam today, and my mother will definitely scold me." What should I do? " After a pause, he suddenly laughed: "Well, it's a deal! Yeah! ! ! "In this way, he is happy again. There seems to be a Ce Shen in the toilet who wants to be friends with him. Maybe it's because he has no friends. Comfort yourself!
He is so different that he regards the toilet as his best friend. We should help such a classmate. He has no friends, poor thing!
His unique composition 7 The math teacher in our class is so different that his humor scares me a little.
"Come on, let the little girl answer!" The eccentric male teacher spoke again, and his low voice suddenly became thin and sharp, as if to tell us that my "female teacher" spoke, listen! At that time, I really wanted to laugh and felt sick. Sometimes, I really want to say to my teacher, "Teacher, you are a man, so you are not so sissy!" " "
"wow! Your answer is too complete, great. Oh, the teacher likes you so much! " The teacher gave a female voice again and said to me. Look, I'm gonna throw up. When he said it, he also reminded me of a woman's orchid finger. I was a little scared by the "female teacher" in front of me. I have to close my eyes! Hee hee!
"Maybe he is used to dressing up as a man!" I said to myself, looking at that "female teacher", what the hell, my eyes are not wrong, that person is tired of homework, and actually leans his head gracefully on his hand like a woman, and I am shocked. Then, no? The male teacher can't believe that even if he changes his homework, he will put up his blue finger. Wow, let's go.
"Ah, Qi Xu Anqi, your homework teacher praised you." The teacher spoke in her shrill voice again, as if it were his original voice. Besides, this female voice is very authentic.
Maybe this is the teacher's difference. I'm telling the truth, but don't let him find out!
Different from others, his composition 8 is studious and helpful, accompanied by books, and of course mischievous, which is different from others. No, after the school bell rings, he will be "invited" by all the teachers, one in the Chinese teacher and the other in the math teacher. He can be regarded as a big shot in our class.
In the morning, he will welcome the students entering the classroom in a particularly gentle way, wave to the students with white and flawless curtain cloth and touch their faces. Gradually, the students moved away from the manipulator behind the sacred curtain cloth.
His study was so poor that the teacher arranged for him to sit at a table. But a leopard cannot change his spots. In addition to his interest in science class, he is either in a "chicken fever" state in other classes, or throws petite and lovely little erasers into the arms of his classmates one by one. Although he is skinny, he is actually very shrewd and has first-class acting skills. After class, he is also very active, flying around like a plane. Before the teacher left the classroom, he waited outside for the boys to come out and play games. If someone complains to the teacher, he seems to be a good boy who corrects his mistakes. Behind his back, after the teacher leaves, he will give his classmates a "gentle blow" and make them "moved" to tears.
At lunch, he always eats by the window. From time to time, he "praises" his classmates who are adding vegetables outside, and the classmates politely "return" him a few words. Sometimes both sides refuse to suffer, so they have to call the police teacher to deal with it. Look, is this classmate in our class different?
There is a weirdo in his composition class 9-little H, with ultra-low tears.
When Xiao H receives something that makes him sad, he will cry with his head in his arms, and sometimes he will lie prone on the ground. Sometimes I cry there with a Chinese book. I think his heart must be very fragile, as easily broken as glass.
Once, little H in our class was punished for not listening carefully in class. He kept crying and holding his head in class. At first he sobbed softly, and the teacher didn't take it to heart. Later, his voice grew louder and louder, and he was heard by the whole grade. Later, probably the whole teaching building heard it. The teacher dragged him to the penalty station outside the door, and he calmed down, but he kept crying. We were all surprised. What are we crying about? Just copy the text quickly.
In Chinese class, Mr. Zhou found that little H didn't bring his Chinese book, so he asked him to borrow it. Reluctantly, he stood up, opened the door and slammed the door angrily. We all think that he borrowed a Chinese book. Unexpectedly, he didn't come back for a long time. When Mr Zhou opened the door, he found him lying on the ground, crying loudly. Before long, the headmaster upstairs hurried down and asked us what had happened.
Such a person, we seldom contact with him later, and Teacher Zhou talked with him several times. Alas, there is nothing we can do about him.
Unique him 10 I have a unique him around me. Sometimes we are like two close friends, and sometimes we are like two strangers. Sometimes he is close to me, and sometimes he is far away from me. He is my father.
He is always busy and has no time to accompany me. I really hope my parents can take me out to play on weekends like other children, but he is always busy with work. I know that my father actually loves me, just because he is too busy to accompany me.
He is always serious. Sometimes, I often wonder why other children's fathers always like to laugh and why my father is always serious. How I wish he could smile often.
He seldom talks. At home, I listen to my father. Although he seldom talks at home, I always feel that as long as my father looks at me, I can know what he wants. Maybe this is what my sister often says at home,' father and son are connected'!
He is always so tall. Dad's shoulders are generous and warm, as if they surround the whole world. He is an armored soldier in my heart, a messenger of justice, my protective shield and my world.
This is my unusual father. In my mind, he is not only unusual, but also unique. Dad, I really hope you can spend more time with me. You said' a man can't cry easily', and you also said' I am the only man at home when you are on a business trip, so you must take good care of your mother and sister'. I did it. Dad, I hope you can spend more time with me, okay? I hope my unusual father can have one thing in common with the fathers of other children, that is, spend more time with my sister and me, ok?
At the mention of his name-Zhou, everyone in our class knows it. Tell me, a big boy acts like a little girl.
Take playing as an example. He doesn't like playing basketball with boys, but likes bungee jumping, kicking shuttlecock and skipping rope with girls! Whenever we go to physical education class, when a group of boys call him to play basketball, he always lowers his head, puts his right index finger on the right corner of his mouth, nibbles his lower lip, looks at the ground, rubs his right foot on the ground, and then gently spits out: "I'm not going, my mother says playing basketball is dangerous." The voice was so low that it was almost inaudible. If a girl calls him at this moment, "Zhou, start skipping rope, come on." He would run fast and slow, hold the rope and say happily, "I shake the rope and you jump." Hey, you see, that posture (high-wheeled flexible arms, head swaying with the rhythm, flexible figure) and that smile, if not the sign of short hair, really treat him as a girl!
What about dinner time? I love eating with my female classmates, chatting while eating, and watching his posture with a spoon. His thumb and forefinger are holding a small spoon, and the other three fingers are tilted high, like Yang li Ping jumping peacock dance's fingers. Even the female classmates laughed at him: "Zhou, look at the way you hold a spoon like a girl." "So what? Don't you think this posture is beautiful? " Hey! Cho, you humiliated all the boys.
This is a unique week in our class-he is a bit like a girl. We believe that as he grows older, he will return to the ranks of men. Yang Yang, mom, don't treat boys like girls.
His unique composition 12 Some people may ask a few questions when they see the topic. Who is he? What is this? Why is it different? What kind of experience did he have? After reading this composition, the answer will be revealed naturally.
He is an ordinary person who gets on and off the bus every day. He is neither tall nor thin, but he is strong when he walks. He is just a street cleaner. He works as a cleaner because he has an ugly face. He wears a mask every day so as not to scare some children.
One day, I went out to play, bought a cup of soybean milk and left. When I came to a crossroads, the red light came on. There was an old lady in her fifties and sixties who fell to the ground for some reason. No one dared to go up and help her, for fear that she had wronged herself. I thought to myself: I should help grandma. Besides, there are so many witnesses! I walked forward, and when I was about five meters away from my grandmother, I saw him help her up and help her go home. Everyone at the scene admired him!
Another time, a little boy was reading while walking. Suddenly, a bicycle appeared and rushed at the little boy. At this dangerous moment, he pushed the little boy again, but he was hit by a bicycle. Fortunately, the injury is not serious.
He is an ordinary person, an ordinary family; Ordinary life; But it has an extraordinary mentality; Extraordinary spirit; Extraordinary life! This is him who is different!
There is a person in our class. He seems to catch a cold every day and his nose keeps running. He can't suck it clean. It's disgusting.
If you get close to him, you can smell a foul smell at once. All the students are afraid of him. His only friend in class is me. In an English class, the humorous teacher Leo gave us a lesson, and everyone had a good time. When talking about the word "noodles", they were interrupted by a strange voice, "Swish, swish ..." Suddenly, the whole class was quiet, and more than 40 pairs of eyes looked around for the source of the disease, and soon locked the source of "swish", which turned out to be the sucking of that classmate. He was embarrassed that everyone was booing.
Another time, I couldn't find him to play after lunch. The classmate said that he went to the big playground. I ran away and found him in a corner. I was going to scare him, but he noticed me and made a gesture of "don't move". I am stupid, I don't know what he is doing. I approached him carefully, but I didn't know it. I was shocked when I saw it. His nose runs from his nose to the ground. The ant on the ground is struggling in the snot lake. He is only a dozen centimeters from the ground. I feel angry and funny.
Once I asked him, "Why do you always have a runny nose?" He replied, "I don't know." Alas, there are so many freaks in the world. To tell you quietly, he is actually the famous "little Z" I often mention.
He is a teacher, a knowledgeable and good teacher.
I like taking his Chinese class.
His classes are always different and can cause bursts of laughter.
-"Think about it, if you wrap peppers in jiaozi, what will people eat ..." "Ha ha ha ..." Behind this laughter, there is a profound truth that makes us intoxicated ... Yes, only if the composition is written differently can it attract people and get high marks!
His homework is our favorite! It's not a boring exercise, but an interesting movie! For example, Beautiful Life, Spring in Cowboy Class, Boy in Striped Pajamas ... These films tell one simple and naive story after another, which makes people think deeply.
Sometimes, we will "add meals"-practice writing a little to improve our writing ability. His way of thinking can be described as "fantastic"! He can think of problems that others can't think of, so let's take a closer look, hmm! Interesting! That makes sense!
He loves reading and always says, "I might as well spend that little time on my studies"! He often recommends some classic books, such as Yesterday's Clouds by Wang Dingjun and Selected American Short Stories by Wang Zuoliang ... which are both touching and unforgettable to read.
I think what he likes most is "indirect" teaching and educating people!
Yes, he is my extracurricular Chinese teacher-Miss Guo!
Unique composition 15 My deskmate is a boy named "Tang Xiankai". His favorite animal is a pig.
So many lovely and beautiful animals in the world don't like them, but he likes dirty and stupid pigs. Moreover, like a pig, he likes to suck everything out of his mouth.
I remember it was a class and I was about to borrow a ruler from him. When I turned around and saw his mouth crawling up and down, I couldn't help being alert. "Tang Xiankai, what do you eat?" I asked him, and he muttered, "I didn't eat." Say that finish, he opened his mouth and spit out a pen cover! He pointed to the pen cover. "Look, I didn't eat!" "Looking at the wet, drooling pen cover, my stomach couldn't help churning up. Then, he put the pen cover in the pen box (that can only be called "trash can"), then took out the pencil and put the nib in his mouth to suck and suck. The scene is really called "The picture is too beautiful to look at! "
Moreover, the main difference is that he never eats pork! At lunch time, the school just cooked pork that day. Our whole class was very happy, but Tang Xiankai dumped the pork. "Tang Xiankai, why don't you eat meat!" I ate and asked, "Hey, people are so cruel and killed such lovely pigs!" " "His face was full of sadness and sighs." My lovely pig brother! "Is the pig cute? I feel sick at the thought of that pig rolling in the mire. At that time, I always wanted to ask Tang Xiankai, "Where's your taste? "
Now, why he likes pigs is still a mystery. I once asked him, "Why do you like pigs?" But he just smiled: "They are so cute!"
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