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Tell me about things that make you happy. Tell me about things that make you happy.

1. In fact, we are always alone. If we come alone, we will leave alone, so let yourself be happy!

2. The industry you are in and the people you face really affect your mood and change the quality of some people. There are not many people who can get out of the mud without being stained. It can only be said that they choose a relatively comfortable aspect. A simple working environment to make yourself happy.

3. This is your only life, so be happy.

4. There are too many people and things that are not worth competing with yourself. You have to love yourself more, make yourself happy, and be more practical. That’s it.

5. It’s really ridiculous to try to maintain the appearance. It’s better to go back to the original appearance and make yourself happy. Why bother yourself.

6. There is only one goal in 2019, smile more and be less angry, make yourself happy and make the people around you happy! come on!

7. Sometimes you have to be cruel and don’t think so much and make yourself unhappy.

8. I admit that some people cannot forget some things, so I don’t plan to forget them! Why do you have to live an unhappy life? If you can't forget it, just forget it. You've come all the way anyway, why are you worried about being sad?

9. Don’t get into your muddy waters, find a reason to make yourself happy.

10. The best thing about falling in love recently is that when things don’t go your way at work and you feel panicked, there is someone who can hug you and say: It’s okay! Just make yourself happy. No matter what happens in the future, I can support you!

11. Keep yourself busy and you will forget your unhappiness.

12. Perhaps it was the sudden collapse and depression that prevented me from holding it in and pretending to be happy. I am fine. I am not a person with a strong heart, so this is the only way I can vent my anger.

13. I have decided that if anyone makes me angry in the future, I will buy myself a small gift to make myself happy.

14. In the future, try your best to love yourself and make yourself happy every day.

15. In the past two years, I have been working hard to make myself happy every day. I read a sentence today: If you don’t fall in love, it won’t matter. Correct answer.

16. At this age, we have to consider work, family, children, and interpersonal relationships. How can we make more money? I am really speechless. It seems that no one can or dares to offend me. Only I am happy every day. Suppress it, and try your best to be with people who can make me feel happy in the future, so that I can be happy too!

17. Now I understand that if being with someone doesn’t make you happier and more relaxed, there is no need to be together. If I just want to find a companion to accompany me to eat, watch movies and go shopping, that's not necessary, because I can eat, watch movies and go shopping by myself, which makes me feel more free. What I want is a congenial soul who makes myself more interesting so that it makes sense, no matter who it is.

18. Although the adult world wants to be innocent and dreamy, you still have to make yourself happy.

19. There will always be something that makes you grow up in an instant, and there will always be someone who will make you burst into tears. I hope you will soon understand the deep malice of this world and live happily.

20. There are countless ways to make yourself happy, and there are countless roads to the future.

21. It has been 23 years in life. Do less things that make you regret, do more things that make you happy, and love yourself well.

22. Have fun! Eat and eat! Take it easy! Compared with dazzling places, I actually prefer places that are bland and comfortable! So do people! Come on! Be a person who makes yourself happy.

Inspirational words to myself: Try to make yourself happy, okay?

1. If being handsome is a mistake, I have made a big mistake. If loving someone is a sin, I have committed a heinous crime. Alas! It’s so hard to be a human being! You are fine, you are right and not guilty, I really envy you!

2. Everyone’s life cannot be smooth sailing. When work is not going well, recall your past glorious achievements and don’t make yourself too inferior; let yourself be optimistic and open-minded!

3. In fact, for many things, the important thing is to be open-minded and think clearly. Experience is part of life. Don’t care too much about it when it has passed. We all hope you will be as happy as before!

4. Heaven is about to give a great responsibility to this person, and it will surely tax his mind, strain his muscles and bones, and starve his body. My friend, small hardships are just experimental stones on your road to success. Take big steps bravely. Cross over, the excitement belongs to you!

5. The gentle wind blows away your tight brows and lets all the worries fly back. Please don't look back and chase the sorrows that don't belong to you. You should run forward because happiness is ahead!

6. Think of me when you are lonely, come see me when you miss me, bring fruits when you see me, bananas, oranges and apples, bananas mean you love me, oranges mean you miss me, apples mean you love me.

7. A person's world always needs another person to be a foil. If he leaves, it means he can't afford to foil you. I believe that I will have a better tomorrow. The flowers have faded and will still bloom tomorrow.

8. Sing a song when you are lonely; forget me when you are happy; don’t be tired when you work; have many sweet dreams when you sleep; think of me when you are heartbroken; think of me when you are sad; Remember to keep in touch if nothing happens!

9. Everyone has a shoal in life, do something that interests you! Slowly forget about the annoying things, let the pain and depression gradually weaken and subside, and I believe your mood will become cheerful.

10. I am very sad too. How can I help you? If you need me anytime, just call me, okay? I will be with you and give you a reliable shoulder to cry on.

11. In fact, such failure is not enough to prove anything. Failure can only make us grow up, know more, and mature. It can be said that if we don’t experience failure, it will be difficult to reach the other side of success!

12. The earth rotates and people change. The sky is blue and the sea is deep. Missing you is true and loving you is eternal. Marrying you is impossible. If you are rich, we are still destined.

13. The shooting stars streaked across the sky, and I missed making a wish; the waves hit the rocks, and I missed the blessing; the story was told once, and I missed listening; there is only one life, and I am glad that I did not miss you. Friends!

14. I want to tell you: Friends will silently support you. If you encounter something unpleasant, look back and you will find that I am still with you from beginning to end. you. Be happy!

15. Each of us can be knocked down, but no one can stop us from getting up from the ground. Dear friends, let us adjust our mentality, actively face the inner and outer world, and regain Be new! Try these methods to make you happy

In all changes in life, the most important thing is to practice. The method is simple, but you have to do it realistically. Only if you do it, will there be changes.

1. Let the past pass.

2. Accept reality and everything you have now. Everything has already happened, and only by accepting it can you move forward.

3. Love yourself. Love your physical health, exercise, diet, exercise, etc. in all aspects.

4. Accept your emotions. When you feel emotional, stop all thoughts in your brain and find something else to distract your attention. You will find that when you don't pay attention to your emotions, they will pass quickly. Once the emotion has passed and you try to solve the problem, you will find it much easier to face the problem.

5. Don’t think too much about other people’s so-called expectations, live your own life first. If you don't do your own good, how can you help others? lay down! ! ! When you're tired, put some down.

Why torture yourself? The result of torturing yourself is to make your condition worse. If you are worse now, how can you have a better future?

6. Live in the present. All so-called futures are composed of real present moments. Only by living every moment well can there be a future. The future does not come by thinking or worrying, but comes naturally by living every moment well.

7. Take more action. When you encounter a problem, just do it and make adjustments as you go. Instead of thinking about everything before doing it. Because you think too much, it has affected your actions.

8. Give yourself a holiday every week, go outside to relax, and make more friends with whom you can communicate.

9. Read more books and let yourself grow.

10. Give yourself some time. Many things in life cannot be rushed. Do what you have to do, and good results will naturally come of it. Good results don’t come from worrying.

11. When you are annoyed, don’t force yourself to do things. Relax appropriately when you are upset. Relax yourself and you will have better results when you come back.

12. Do not assume anything in advance. When you encounter something, don't imagine it, especially the bad possibilities. The more you think about it, the more stress you get. Put the most energy on current actions and solving problems now.

13. Don’t blame yourself if things don’t go well. Know where the problem is and try to improve it next time. Only by giving yourself time and collaborating with yourself can you get better. Blaming yourself cannot solve the problem, it can only make you dislike yourself, create emotions, and then affect the entire state.

14. Maintain good health. If the body's Qi and blood are not good, you will also have problems with being upset and having random thoughts. Therefore, if possible, find a Chinese medicine practitioner to regulate your body. When your physical condition is better, your mental condition will also be better. Only by focusing on both physical and mental aspects can people speak easily.

15. Put your heart into solving problems. When you think of a problem, think about how to improve it. Take action if you can improve it. If it can't be improved, accept it. Other than that, it’s all torture to yourself. Homophone jokes to comfort yourself and make yourself happy

Homophone jokes to comfort yourself and make yourself happy Part 1

1. What will Wangwang snow cake become when it gets hot, Wangwang senbei.

2. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because they often say, "You should lose weight."

3. If you don’t even love me, then what do you love? Do you love Qiyi?

4. I was just reported as a nuisance by my neighbor because I am so poor.

5. "Maybe I am a loach" "Why" "Because I like mud"

6. Two adults are playing chess, and the child: Uncle, your car is gone. Uncle: What kind of car? This is called JU. Child: Oh, uncle, you were ridden away by yourself.

7. "Why does Xu Xian let Bai Suzhen go when she sings every time she gets angry?" "Because she is the best at singing snake songs."

8. Yu Gong He said to his son: Move mountains, move mountains. Son: Shining.

9. A little duck tried to align itself with the duck in front of it, but it couldn't align itself no matter how hard it ran. It kept mumbling, "Are they aligned?"

10. I said that I prefer Li Bai’s poems. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn’t access the Internet.

11. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck has mud.

12. Who doesn’t like easy love? Think about the history of Liu Bei and Guan Yu's love for Zhang Yide.

13. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Her father didn't hear her, and her mother smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, why are you laughing?" Her mother slapped her.

14. While I was eating, the power went out. I quickly took a few mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, could this be the legendary "Pala La La" light?

15. I told the wind that the wind was blowing from the west, and the wind pouted and said, "You are like a watermelon."

16. If you don’t even kiss me, then why are you kissing me? Will kissing burn your mouth?

17. Spongebob was fired by Mr. Crab. SpongeBob said with tears: "Mr. Crab..." Mr. Crab: "You're welcome."

18. You were admitted to Tsinghua University, He was admitted to Peking University, and I baked sweet potatoes, grilled sweet potatoes, grilled sweet potatoes, grilled sweet potatoes that were fragrant and sweet.

19. Guoba and Niba are good friends. One day Niba went to Guoba’s house to play. Guoba asked who are you. Niba said, I am Niba. I am Niba. Did you hear that? I am your father.

20. If you don’t come to me to talk about love, then what are you talking about? Talk about crow’s feet. Part 2 of homophone jokes to comfort yourself and make yourself happy

21. The WeChat group of Little Rabbit and Little Bear was disbanded. Little Bear had a private chat with Little Rabbit and said, don’t create it again. Did you hear it? Goodbye...

22. The puff was squashed, and my mother said it couldn’t be eaten. I asked why, because it was a flat puff.

23. Asu and Asu were together for a day. When eating, Asu acted like a spoiled child: Sususususususu feeds Susu.

24. You seem to have gained weight. If it’s okay, I can help you lose weight. Let’s quit eating meat (get married) tomorrow!

25. The mother sparrow combed the little sparrow’s hair and asked her what hairstyle she wanted. The little sparrow said: Chirp

26. How did the door handle of the company conference room break? It was the boss who broke it in anger.

27. The name of the doctor who helped Wang Dalu deliver the baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the New World.

28. The leader of the martial arts alliance was forced into a corner by him, covering his wounds and slumped on the ground, waiting for him to raise the knife and drop it, but he withdrew the knife, knelt on the ground, and murmured in pain. : "She has already left... Even if I rule the world... so what..." The leader of the martial arts alliance endured the severe pain and said hoarsely: "A bucket of paste... can post many photos of Xunren. Announcement..."

29. On the way home from buying oysters, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the soil. It turns out that this is called oysters liking mud.

30. I just finished eating what the doctor gave me. The pills felt a bit bitter, so I picked up a few dates with chopsticks. After eating them, I felt anxious. It turned out that what I was taking was Chopsticks and Date Wo Pills.

31. I accidentally touched my knee when I just went out. It’s so painful. It’s so painful. Did you hear that? It’s such a pity.

32. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that this is called oysters like mud.

33. The little duck asked the mother duck: "Mom, what is this between our toes?" The mother duck said: "Webbed". The duck covered his face and burst into tears: "If you don't tell me, why don't you tell me?" You're just making fun of me."

34. Normally, good-looking girls can get things done by acting coquettishly, but I have to rely on threats.

35. No one understands you, is it a grievance? Do you think anyone understands the math questions? Is it a grievance?

36. The shrimp and the clam both scored 100 points. , the teacher asked Xia whose copy you copied, Xia said: "I copied the clam." The teacher said: "You are so good."

37. Do you know how heavy the stars are? Eight grams because of Starbucks.

38. There was a quail who went to the dance late, so everyone called him ~Late Quail.

39. Once upon a time, there was a little pig who planted a strawberry and a mango. The strawberry grew very slowly, so the little pig said to the strawberry, "You can't do it, Berry, you can't do it."

40. I am a condensed milk bun and I lost my temper today. Part 3 of homophone jokes to comfort yourself and make yourself happy

41. Nezha asked Wukong: "Subdued demon, let me ask you if you dare!" Wukong: "Like... love like you said Me? ”

42. Men are not lusty, so what? Are you good?

43. Once upon a time there was a little duck, it was very short and was called a mud duck. It was the only one in the class. The duck came over and said: What a short clay duck.

44. One day the little duck was reading a book. Another little duck said he wanted to eat. Close the book. Good duck, good duck, good duck. Can you make up?

45. One day, Tudou learned how to tell fortunes and made a sign on the street.

As soon as he yelled twice, Suan came over angrily and fried Tudou's sign to pieces. When he left, he said fiercely to Tudou: "You are shouting, Suan is dead, try it!"

46. There was a little mouse who stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out to dig in the soil. His mother sighed when she saw it, oh, it’s really a waste of love.

47. You don’t even care about me. If you don’t like it, what do you like? Xizhilang?

48. Green onion asked Chili, did you go to a hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, and Green Onion asked again, then who went? Chili said it must be garlic, do you understand? It's garlic.

49. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed and said nothing. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid, and it turned out that what was steaming was boredom.

50. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are blowing bubbles "Blue blue blue".

51. "I have a surprising job." "What?" "Digging lotus roots."

52. One day, several classmates were eating in the cafeteria, and the TV in the hall was playing In a Qing palace drama, after finishing the meal, I wanted to wipe my mouth, but found that there was no paper, so I asked my classmates who had paper. The climax came, and as soon as I finished speaking, I remembered a long and soft eunuch's voice on the TV, "The emperor has a decree."

53. I went to the zoo today and saw an elephant eating cheese from a child. It turns out that this is called elephant eating cheese from a child.

54. Today I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea. When I saw the name, oh, it turned out to be Woxiang Nile Iron Juice.

55. The animal that should not be messed with the most is the orangutan, because it beats its chest.

56. I went to work in the fields today and was lucky enough to be a star. People passing by called me: It’s hot in the ground.

57. The little bear planted a fruit tree and took good care of the fruit tree every day until autumn. The fruit tree did not bear any fruit. The little bear said disappointedly: "No results, no results."

58. It rained and I stepped on the mud and hurt me and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear me? I hate mud.

59. The queen ant is dead. The other ants have been shouting, "We don't have a queen anymore. We have no future. You heard me... We have no future."

60. If Wang Zhihuan refuses to change, then ask Cai Yuan to compensate.