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"My husband will pay for me, but don't want me to have children." "Enough is enough, let's get a divorce." What do you think?

1

At night, I was lying on the bed playing with my mobile phone, and my mother called me. What she said was nothing more than persuading me to have a baby as soon as possible to fulfill her dream of a grandson.

I felt very helpless, but I could only smile and say: "It's coming soon, it's coming soon. Just wait for my good news."

I hung up the phone. My wife just came out of the bathroom on behalf of Miaomiao. I swallowed my saliva and said, "My mother called us again today to urge us to have a baby. What do you think we should do?"

Dai Miaomiao replied absentmindedly while playing with her mobile phone: "You just We said we don’t want to have children yet and want to have more fun while we are young.”

“But we are a couple after all. Even if we don’t have children, we should still live as a couple...” I just met. Her shoulder, she immediately pushed me away.

“Didn’t you promise me that you would wait for me to be mentally prepared?” Dai Miaomiao frowned, with strong dissatisfaction in her tone. " With a "pop" sound, she slapped her hard in the face.

This slap made me wake up immediately. I stopped moving and kept scolding myself in my heart. I looked at her in shame and said sorry.

But she didn’t even look at me. She turned around as usual and placed the one-meter plush doll between us.

When I saw this doll, my apologetic heart instantly burst into flames.

I pulled the doll and threw it to the ground, angrily yelling at her: "What do you mean by that? How can there be a couple with a doll between them? You don't want me to touch you like this, Then let's get divorced, I've had enough!"

"Okay, just leave, whoever doesn't leave will have a grandchild!" Dai Miaomiao retorted not to be outdone.

"Okay, I'll go through the formalities tomorrow. I can't survive this day!"

I really regret it ten thousand times, why did I marry Dai Miaomiao in the first place!

2

I have always felt that the acquaintance of Dai Miaomiao and I was a destiny. The matchmaker originally introduced me to another girl, but for some reason, when I met her, she was replaced by Miaomiao.

However, I did not delve into the reason, because I fell in love with Dai Miaomiao at the first sight.

She is like a pure white rabbit, jumping straight into my heart.

I have an average appearance and have not been very popular with girls since I was a child. In order to catch up with the beautiful Dai Miaomiao, I spent a lot of effort. Not to mention giving gifts and chatting with her, I also took the lead in decorating her home and contributed money and effort.

Fortunately, after working hard for a while, Dai Miaomiao nodded. At that moment, I almost wanted to jump three feet high. I wanted to use a loudspeaker to tell the world that I was in love with the goddess.

During our relationship, Dai Miaomiao would act coquettishly with me from time to time, saying that she wanted to buy bags, clothes, and cosmetics.

Dai Miaomiao once told me that her family’s economic conditions were not good and she came out to work very early. Over the years, she has worked as a waiter and a salesperson, and has suffered a lot of glares. She is especially envious of girls who can wear beautiful clothes and carry beautiful bags.

Her experience made me feel sad, and I promised her that I would work hard to give her a better life. What's more, girls, who doesn't have a little vanity? Naturally, my girlfriend couldn't lose to others, so I hurriedly paid for it just to make her smile.

Soon, we got married.

Dai Miaomiao is more reserved, and our contact before marriage was limited to kissing. So, I was full of expectations for my wedding night.

That night, she pitifully told me that she was not ready yet and was afraid of leaving unpleasant memories for the first time. She hoped that I could give her some time.

Although I feel uncomfortable, looking at her aggrieved little look, I dare not say no. I thought, after all, getting married will happen sooner or later, so there is no rush for it.

3

We held our wedding in our hometown. On the third day after the wedding, we left for the city where my parents’ company is located.

While I was still immersed in the joy of marrying Dai Miaomiao, she gradually revealed a side of her that I had never seen before.

Her need for money is getting bigger and bigger, and she would ask me to transfer tens of thousands of yuan to her at every turn, and her temper is getting more and more irritable. Occasionally, when I transfer money a little slowly, she will get angry with me and say that I am reluctant to spend money on her.

Another time, my mother just casually asked when we were going to have a baby. Dai Miaomiao suddenly lost her temper and yelled at my mother: "Why are you urging me? I am the one who will give birth to the child." I don’t need to explain anything to you!” After saying that, he threw down his chopsticks and walked away.

Afterwards, she said she was too bored at home and wanted to travel. I wanted to go with her, but she said with disgust that I would be in the way of a girls' party. I clearly felt that there was no joke in her tone, but there was a hint of obvious disgust.

At that moment, I was really confused. Before getting married, although I can’t say how much Dai Miaomiao loved me, at least she was quite enthusiastic towards me. But after getting married, this enthusiasm visibly cooled down.

Because I felt aggrieved, I held back and did not contact her after she went on a trip. But within a few days I couldn't bear it anymore. I decided to go to her place and give her a surprise.

The photos she sent were all location-specific, and I found her easily. But when I arrived, what I saw was her cuddling with a man, talking and laughing.

I stepped forward and pushed the man away, then greeted him with my fist.

Dai Miaomiao screamed in fright, desperately pulled me away, and called me a madman.

Yes, I am indeed crazy. I haven’t hugged my wife a few times myself, but she lets other men hug me. Can I not go crazy?

4

After pulling us apart, Dai Miaomiao asked the boy to leave first. She explained to me that they were just good friends of hers, just hanging out together. Her other female friends also tried to persuade her, saying that I had misunderstood.

Looking at their looks, it seems that I really misunderstood them. But I'm still angry.

I looked at her coldly, "You said they are all girls. Isn't it convenient for me to come? Why are there men? What a good friend who needs such a hug?"

Dai Miaomiao was speechless after being asked. After a few seconds of silence, she suddenly got angry at me, blaming me for not trusting her and even following her.

I was frightened by her for a moment. Maybe it's because I'm used to being groveling when chasing her, but even now I don't dare to argue with her head-on.

That night, after Dai Miaomiao scolded me, she angrily left with her friends, regardless of what I did. I had no choice but to book a hotel by myself and stay in the hotel alone until dawn.

It wasn’t until noon the next day that Dai Miaomiao called me and said she had something to do with me and asked me to rush to a restaurant.

I thought something had happened to her, so I hurried over in a hurry, but it turned out that she asked me to pay the bill, saying, since I am here, of course I must be of some use.

My whole body was as cold as a bucket of cold water. She and her friends had finished eating and were sitting on the chairs talking and laughing, but they never asked me if I had eaten.

Looking at the mess on the table, I paid the bill and left without looking back.

5

After Dai Miaomiao returned from traveling, we were still in the cold war.

My parents noticed something was wrong with us, so they secretly advised me that men should be more generous. As the cold war gets colder, the relationship will fade away.

I asked myself in my heart whether I still love Dai Miaomiao, and the result is yes. This is the first time I have loved a woman so hard, and I don’t want this marriage to be ruined.

On those days, Dai Miaomiao’s mother was not in good health and needed hospitalization. I transferred 100,000 yuan to my mother-in-law without saying a word, and even took my mother-in-law to my hospital for easy care.

My actions seemed to move Dai Miaomiao, and the cold war ended naturally.

I thought that after this incident, our relationship could rise to a higher level. So, one night, after Dai Miaomiao went to bed, I wanted to do something. But she opened my hand as usual, ran out of bed, took a stuffed doll and placed it between us.

The grievance in my heart burst out, "Dai Miaomiao, what do you mean? Are you trying to guard against me? I am your husband!"

"It's my husband again." How about it, let me tell you frankly today, I just don’t want to sleep with you! I didn’t want to sleep with you before, and I won’t want to sleep with you in the future!” Dai Miaomiao’s words were like needles piercing my heart. My heart was shattered to pieces.

"Then why didn't you say this when you spent my money!"

"You are my husband, it is your obligation to support me with money, and I refuse to do it with you "Sleeping is my right, you have no right to force me!"

Dai Miaomiao said this to me without blushing or heartbeat. I was so angry that I was speechless. What kind of logic is this.

After such a fuss, I lost interest, pulled the quilt over my head and fell asleep angrily.

6

Because I was concerned about Dai Miao Miao, my parents didn’t know about this, so they would secretly ask me from time to time when I was going to have a child. At this time, I can only bite the bullet and say, "Soon, soon."

While forcing myself to be patient, I silently waited for the opportunity.

Until today, I couldn’t bear it any longer and acted impulsively, but it ended up humiliating myself.

I really can’t live this life anymore.

I originally wanted to go through the divorce procedures directly, but after my aunts and uncles knew the truth, they all complained about me. They said that even if we don’t count the bride price and three gold gifts given by my family when we got married, the money I spend on Dai Miaomiao and her family alone is over 200,000 yuan.

If it were an ordinary divorce, there would be no reason to ask for this money. But now, we have been married for almost a year, and the woman is not touched. Is this a big loss for divorce? So we have to make some economic gains.

Think about it, after being with her for so long, it was all my efforts, but I got nothing. I shouldn't have let her go so easily.

When I sent the account settled by my family to Dai Miaomiao, she said to me viciously: "It is possible to get a divorce, but it is absolutely impossible to get money."

Finally Show your true colors!

Looking back now, when I was in love with Dai Miaomiao, she would greet me with a smile when I gave her a gift, but she would be cold and indifferent when I didn't give a gift, and I felt even more ridiculous.

I blame myself for being carried away by love and completely beautifying all her shortcomings. Otherwise, I should have discovered her money-grubbing nature.

7

Everyone in the family was very angry when they saw Dai Miao Miao acting like this. My aunt slapped the table and led her relatives to Dai Miao Miao's house, insisting on getting an explanation.

Dai Miaomiao and her parents were so frightened that they hid at home and did not dare to answer the door.

My aunt was so angry that she kicked the door loudly and kept saying: "Are there people like you? Isn't this a marriage fraud? A man wants to find a man Isn’t it easy for women? If my nephew hadn’t been honest, how could you not have been touched by him for a year? Now you are still holding on to the money and refuse to take it out. You are going too far..."

Besides Her relatives also kept echoing, and I stood beside her without saying a word. I neither stepped forward to stop her nor rushed to the front to scold her.

I just watched quietly, as if I was watching someone else's fun.

My relatives kept insisting that her family pay back the money. But she said that this was a divorce, not an annulment of the engagement, and there was no need to refund the money at all.

Looking at her face, I couldn’t imagine that I would fall in love with such a person.

Finally, one of my relatives was so angry that he said, "You don't want to pay back the money, right? When the time comes, the whole world will know about you, and let's see who dares to ask for you in the future!"< /p>

Perhaps they were really afraid that their reputation would be ruined and they would not be able to get married in the future, so Dai Miao and the Miao family finally relented and paid back the money.

This is how the farce ended!

8

After the divorce, my parents felt very resentful. They blamed the matchmaker for this incident, thinking that if she hadn't changed her mind temporarily and brought Dai Miaomiao over, what would have happened later would have happened.

They even went to the matchmaker’s house to accuse her. The matchmaker repeatedly complained that she was wronged. She said that at the beginning, she really did not want to introduce Dai Miaomiao to me.

That day, on the way to the girl's house she had agreed with, she happened to meet Miaomiao's grandmother, and the two started chatting.

While chatting, the financial situation of me and my family came up. Compared with ordinary families, my family is indeed better financially. When Miaomiao's grandmother heard this, she quickly said that her granddaughter was much prettier than that girl, and had a gentle and sensible personality. She was also of marriageable age, and asked the matchmaker to help tell us about it.

Grandma Dai Miaomiao also told the matchmaker that the girl she was looking for was said to have a poor family background (meaning fox/stinky). If she introduced her to others in this way, they would definitely be angry if they knew about it. .

After what she said, the matchmaker dared to go to the girl’s house, so he introduced Dai Miaomiao to me. If you think about it, you can succeed, but you can't pull it back.

Unexpectedly, I saw the right person.

Later, a friend of Dai Miaomiao couldn’t stand how she treated me in the past, so she secretly told me that Dai Miaomiao had said in front of them that if she hadn’t given me money because she thought I was honest, Come on, she won't consider marrying me.

But on the other hand, she was obsessed with my appearance and thought I was ugly, so she didn’t want to sleep with me. She thought she could put it off for a day and live a cool life first, but she didn’t expect it. , I actually filed for divorce decisively.

The man hugging her was the person Dai Miaomiao had talked about before. She had some feelings for that boy, but she also knew clearly that it was okay for such a man with no money and no ambition to fall in love, but marriage was definitely not allowed.

In Dai Miaomiao's heart, if she had to choose between love and bread, it would definitely be bread.

So, while she was getting tired of the boy, she secretly followed her parents' arrangements and kept going on blind dates. As a result, she met me by accident.

That man was also very timid. Seeing that Dai Miao Miao could easily get money from me, he coaxed her with sweet words. She was so happy that she naturally continued to contact him, and then the two of them took my money and lived happily.

I can understand that previous life experiences made Dai Miaomiao and her family pay more attention to economic conditions when facing marriage, so they played a little cautious when going on a blind date.

But I really can't bear it. She actually wants to get money from me while enjoying love with other men. This is a huge disrespect to me.

But the matter is now over, and I don’t want to worry about whether this marriage is worth it anymore. There is no need to think about the bad things that have happened in the past.

I only hope that in the days to come, I can meet someone who truly loves me and spend the rest of my long life.