Funny rhyming and hurtful sentences

1. A little pig is amazing. Every morning from eight o'clock, he eats with his mouth instead of bowls and chopsticks. Do you think the little pig is stupid or not? He is still reading short messages.

2. If you don't pay attention to him, you won't talk all the time. When he asks you why you don't talk, you say that the dog bit me, so I can't bite the dog.

3. What a failure you have made, don't say that people want to hit you when they see you, even dogs want to bark when they see you, and cows want to hit you when they see you. Even these animals don't like you. Why do you think you are still alive?

4. Every time I weigh myself, I feel unhappy. When I feel unhappy, I want to eat.

5. My advantage is that I can correct my mistakes, but my disadvantage is that I never feel that I am wrong.

6. Can you take the initiative to find me? I have to force my circle of friends to get your attention I'm not a pastime. Don't come to Lao Tzu when you can't find anyone.

7. Let's have a drink in bubble tea, and the handsome guy will chase you tomorrow. Looking across the ridge, the handsome guys are all my husbands. Love can't stand waiting, call me baby now!

8. Don't think that you are amazing just because you are beautiful. I love every man like you.

9. Being idle depends on the network and roaming all areas. Frankly speaking is not funny, please don't throw bricks at me.

1. Whenever life knocks me down, I don't cheer up immediately. I usually just lie there and take a nap.