The artistic story of celebrity's speech

The artistic stories of celebrities' speeches:

1. Yan Zi

In the Spring and Autumn Period, Yan Zi of Qi often admonished Qi Jinggong. Once, a horse in Qi Jinggong died suddenly. Qi Jinggong was furious and ordered his men to dismember the horse keeper with a knife. At this time, Yan Zi was just beside Qi Jinggong. When he saw the knife and axe coming in with a knife in his hand, he asked Qi Jinggong, "Whose body did Yao Shun start with when he dismembered people?"

Qi Jinggong looked around and said, "Start with yourself." So he ordered not to dismember the horse breeder. He heard that Yan Zi was gently criticizing him, but he didn't want to pardon the horse breeder, so he said, "Put him in prison!" Yan Zi said, "OK, but let me tell you about his crime first, so as to convince him."

Qi Jinggong said, "Yes," and Yan Zi began to enumerate the three major "crimes" of horse breeders: "The monarch asked you to raise a horse, but you raised it to death, which is one of the capital crimes; It is the monarch's favorite horse that dies, which is the second capital crime;

If you let the monarch kill someone because of a horse, the people will hate the monarch when they hear about it, and the neighboring countries will despise our country when they hear about it. All this is because you killed the horse, so you should be guilty of three crimes. Come and put him in prison! " Qi Jinggong understood the truth and said, "Let the horse breeder go, so don't hurt my benevolent government."

Yan Zi's ability to talk not only saved the horse breeder, but also made Qi Jinggong realize the importance of benevolent governance, and didn't make his boss angry. This shows that Yan Zi is a talker.

2. Premier Zhou

On one occasion, a foreign reporter interviewed Premier Zhou, and the foreign reporter asked the Premier with malicious intent: "In China, why is it called' the road' when it is obvious that people take the road?" Without thinking, Premier Zhou replied, "We are taking the Marxist road, or the road for short".

On another occasion, when an American delegation visited China, an official said in front of Premier Zhou, "China people like to walk with their heads down, but we Americans always walk with our heads up." ?

as soon as this remark came out, it shocked everyone. Premier Zhou took his time and said with a smile: "This is not surprising. Because we in China like to go uphill, and you Americans like to go downhill. ".

After listening to this, foreign media lost face and were speechless. From these witty questions and answers, we can see that Premier Zhou's shining personality is brilliant, calm and resourceful, while maintaining his own self-cultivation, which is the best counterattack against his opponent.

3. Bernard Shaw, a master musician

Bernard Shaw was walking in the street and was knocked down by a daredevil riding a bicycle. Fortunately, it was nothing serious. The perpetrator hurried to help him up and repeatedly apologized. Bernard Shaw patted his ass and said humorously, "Your luck is really bad, sir. If you kill me, you will be famous all over the world."

4. Wit of two British Prime Ministers

In the middle of a speech, British Prime Minister Wilson was suddenly interrupted by a troublemaker in the audience: "Shit! Garbage! " .

Although Wilson was disturbed, he used his quick wits and said unhurriedly, "Sir, please take it easy, and I'll get to your question about environmental protection in a minute.".

British Prime Minister Winston Churchill gave a speech in public, and handed a note from the audience, on which only two words were written: "Idiot".

Churchill knew that there were people who opposed him waiting to see him make a fool of himself, so he calmly said to everyone, "I received a letter just now, but unfortunately the writer only remembered the signature and forgot to write the content."

5. Zhu Yuanzhang

Zhu Yuanzhang became emperor. One day, one of his former suffering friends rushed to Beijing from the countryside to look for him, and one of them said to him, "Long live my Lord! At that time, I swept through Luzhou Prefecture with my driver, broke Guanzhou City, Marshal Tang was at large, and General Dou was arrested. Thanks to General Cai, Hong Haier was in charge. " He said this tactfully, and Zhu Yuanzhang was very happy to hear it.

In retrospect, I vaguely remembered that his speech seemed to contain some things from the past, so I immediately named him a big official.

Another friend, who shared the joys and sorrows, learned the news, and he thought to himself, "As a person who played together at that time, since he went there with an official, of course it won't be bad for me to go?" He also went.

As soon as he saw Zhu Yuanzhang's face, he said directly, "Long live my Lord! Do you remember? Once upon a time, we both looked after cows for others. One day, we were in the Luhuadang, cooking the stolen beans in a crock. Before it was cooked, everyone rushed to eat, and the pots were broken. The beans were scattered all over the place and the soup was splashed in the mud. "

"You just grabbed beans from the ground and ate them. You accidentally ate the red grass leaves in your mouth, and the leaves stuck in your throat, which made you laugh and cry. It was my idea that you put the leaves of green vegetables in your hand and swallow them, so that the leaves of red grass can be swallowed together. "

When he said these words, Zhu Yuanzhang thought that he was too careless about decency. Before he could finish, he repeatedly shouted, "Push it out and behead it! Push it out! "