Talking about twist

You can also see Cai Ming's obsession with Pan Changjiang.

"This (kettle) should be given to Pan Changjiang. He can take a bath with this. "

(Hahahaha, it's harmless and insulting)

(Pan Changjiang became Cai Ming's muscle memory)

This is a clip from "The Story of Qipa" last night.

It's been haha for several pages now.

I can't help but pick up the collection of Cai Ming and Pan Changjiang from last year's Spring Festival Evening for everyone to see.

Jump if you want, 20 13.

Cai: What are you doing here?

Pan: Jump the national standard.

Cai: GB? You look like a mouse to me.

Cai: It's really a matter of heart. Are you a miniature heart or a poor heart?

(This is not the connotation, but Han Ming. )

Pan: You old ladies are more difficult to serve than Cixi.

Cai: Have you ever served Cixi?

Pan: People should be grounded and ground. The more you grind, the healthier you will be.

Cai: The shorter the grinding, the shorter it will be!

(A supercilious look)

Pam: My stage name is Little Gyro.

Cai: No wonder I want to hit you so much.

(Cai Ming didn't really see Pan Changjiang in this sketch)

Cai: As far as your dancing is concerned, it's disgusting. Open the door for fucking nausea. That's disgusting.

(Too hard, too hard, hahahaha)

It's really a poison tongue chain, and high-energy golden sentences are frequent!

There is also a 20 15 "Station Adventure".

Cai: Yo! There is another one squatting here.

Pam: Who is squatting? I'm standing!

Cai: I said why don't you wear your seat belt.

Pam: I don't need it.

Cai: I'm afraid of pulling my face.

Cai: Turn on the heating.

Pam: There is no warm air. If you are cold, I will take off my cotton-padded jacket for you.

Cai: No, no, I don't wear children's clothes.

I feel that Pan Changjiang is uncomfortable not to be damaged by Cai Ming every year ~

There is also a 20 16 online shopping adventure.

Pam: Can't I sing well?

Cai: Ouch, your singer is like eating a plastic bag.

Pam: And my break dancing. ...

Cai: Your break dance thinks the clothes rack is crazy from a distance.

20 17' s wife.

Pam: My name was Christian Landphillips, Jr., wasn't it?

Cai: Like half.

Pam: Which half?

Cai: Xiang.

(Hahahaha for Hu Gele)

Pam: Now I'm a loser.

Cai: Don't say that ... You too.

I learned! I learned!

The material for spitting in the future is there!

Tell me how beautiful the Spring Festival Evening sketches were in previous years.

But now, ......

Cai Ming's plan has been killed for two years.

Mahua FunAge was killed this year. ......

My heart cooled at the news.

Hot comments tell everyone's voice:

"I want to see how funny the sketch can be."

I try to look forward to it.

But I have to say,

Essays have become more and more boring in recent years.

I dare not be sarcastic, but the more I talk, the more I have to be emotional. ......

I smiled and saw that you had to make me cry.

You see, in the early years,

Simply put, it is to reflect (connote) some social phenomena in a funny tone.

Even now, it is out of date.

Like 1993' s "groupie", it reflects the madness of groupie girls.

Starring by Zhao and Zhao.

Play dad, Zhao plays grandma,

Cai Ming plays an obsessed groupie daughter.

Go crazy.

When the idol got off work, his car splashed him with mud.

You can also say happily:

"Do you know what a precious mud idea this is?"

(Irony is in my bones)

Go crazy.

When parents don't support their idolization or comment on their love beans,

Immediately threatened:

"You can hit me and scold me, and you will never be allowed to insult my idol. Say it again and I'll run away from home. "

It's so real

Even in the end,

Nor did it forcibly sublimate "general computer virus" into "idolized meaning".

There is also 1996 "The Adventure of Working", which satirizes unscrupulous merchants to drive up prices.

Starring Zhao, Gong Hanlin and Jin.

It's about an old lady who went out to work and met the general manager of "black heart". The general manager asked her to dress up as Cixi and invite guests to dinner.

Finally, debunk them one by one in the form of singing:

"What is the value of the court?"

"Palace nectar wine, one hundred and eighty-one. How about this wine? Listen to me blow for you. "

"In fact, it is the boiling water exchanged by Erguotou."

This sketch has become a classic satirizing "black-hearted price".

And Kidnapper was released at 200 1,

Starring Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei and Gao Xiumin.

(The first prize of that year's sketch)

The routine of fooling people:

"Big head and thick neck, not rich!"

"Take two steps, take two steps, and take two steps if you are not sick."

Not lame, but lame.

Isn't it the "script sales" in the live broadcast room of "Network Celebrity"?

Good works are really out of date.

There is also the "gift giving" in 2007, which reflects the phenomenon of gift giving.

Starring Guo Da, Cai Ming and Period.

Give gifts to leaders for children's school problems.

"Behind every successful director is a beautiful daughter."

"Every successful leader has a bright forehead."

And the "not bad money" that reflected the phenomenon of "good face" and "trust relationship" in 2009,

Zhao Benshan, Xiao Shenyang, Bi Fujian and Mao Mao starred.

(I just watched it again, and 24 minutes doesn't feel long)

In order to get close to the hilarious lines

"Look how much he laughs when he walks with your grandfather!"

"Oh, more like when you don't laugh!"

There is also a 20 14 "help or not".

Starring Shen Teng and Mary.

Classic lines:

"The farmer and the snake, Mr. Dong Guo and the wolf, Hao Jian and the old lady."

You should understand from this name,

Is to help the old man fall down and let him board the stage of the Spring Festival Evening.

They are all classic sketches that can be unforgettable.

But what about now?

There are good ones, but there are fewer and fewer. ......

The only good-looking sketch last year was "Walking Through the Field" by Twist FunAge.

Satire bureaucracy and formalism

(Duo Yong)

Listen to how real it is.

The employee who painted the mountain with green paint obviously cured the formaldehyde poisoning, but in order to make the section chief played by Shen Teng play a good image play of visiting the employees, he pretended to be ill and cheated.

"The leader hasn't come to visit, how can you be good?"

"What's the problem you ask! I am here to solve the problem! "

"Then I'm not at all. You can cut me a question later. "

"If you don't accept it, the money is too small."

Wow, you dare to say every word.

At that time, the hot comment one:

"This sketch made me laugh successfully. I haven't seen a piece that is not sensational and full of irony for a long time. "

Who isn't?

but ......

This year, even the hope of twist FunAge is gone.

And, and,

The previous sketches are full of witty remarks, and the hilarious golden sentences are frequent.

skill

"The pig hit a tree. Did you hit a pig and rear-end it? "

"Oh, my God, which angel lady gave me this evil spirit!"

Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow

"My name is Baiyun, and my name is Black Soil. I am 7 1, and I am 75. I am a chicken, and I am a tiger. This is my husband and this is my mother. "

plan

"Point a rooster, the fighter in the rooster, yeah!"

Xiao Cui tells stories.

"A leader without news is not a leader, and a celebrity without gossip is not a celebrity."

"It is difficult to be a man, a woman and a famous old woman."

Baiyun Black Soil Series is yyds to me!

The funny degree of every move

10 second is a joke, and every sentence is a burden.

open

"You know the car hit the wall, you know you bought the stock price. If you make a mistake and are sentenced, you will know that you regret it, and your big nose has flowed into your mouth. I'll dump you when you think of it! "

give sb a gift/present

"Toad picked up a feather duster and pretended to be a big-tailed wolf."

"Toad climbed onto the road and pretended to be a camouflage jeep."

It's Only Money

"The saddest thing in the world is that people don't spend money when they die. What is even sadder in the world is that people live without spending money. "

"Close your eyes, a day passed. As soon as your eyes are closed, this life will pass. "

Happy Today 2

"It's not innocence that defeats you, it's innocence."

Now that many of them have been taken out, they can still be checked.

But what about now?

There are not many golden sentences that can be remembered by everyone. On the contrary, it is the network language that creates the sketch.

Netizens even began to guess:

"Which network term will this essay talk about this year?"

Something like "Ollie gives" and "I'm too south". ......

That's it ... can you surprise everyone?

And not only the audience, but also the comedians are bored. ......

Zhao Benshan is getting tired of sketching:

"(Because) preaching is the most tiring. Once the work is educating people, can people still laugh? "

Xiao Shenyang said that he would no longer perform sketches:

"(because) the current essays are mixed. I don't like them. I like to make you laugh and let you laugh from beginning to end. "

Jia Ling also said in the program:

"Even when it is sensational, I don't want it to be too sensational."

Yeah, what are you stirring up?

Everyone is a comedian, not a tragedy, so why bother?

Excessive sublimation is boring.

This is almost everyone's voice:

"Since when did watching a sketch from beginning to end become a luxury?"

Make comedy pure.