After 90, you have a post-80 heart and a post-70 face-non-mainstream funny phrases.

Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So there is no need to feel depressed about being a piece of shit.

After 90, you have a heart after 80 and a face after 70.

How to lose weight if you don't have enough food?

People have many backgrounds, and I only have one back.

There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

Life is simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

After listening to your words, you hung up the Southeast Branch.

Without hard work, comrades, the revolution will still succeed.

Secret love is a successful pantomime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!

Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

It is said that women are clothes, and big sister is a brand you can't afford to wear.

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

Brother, not lonely. Because I am lonely with my brother.

Format yourself just to delete you.

I am not a casual person! But whatever, it is not a person!

I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain learned to swim.

I want to puppy love, but it's too late.

My greatest skill is to use cheap things and expensive effects. Such as camera, microphone, and myself.

You must eat a little properly to lose weight.

How far is forever? Get out, boy!

People can't get along with each other by courtesy!

People are afraid of famous pigs and strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

People are not smart and bald like others!

Asking how sad you can be is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

Although I believe in vows of eternal love, I may not believe you.

I was pulled out before I could flirt.

I never talk about people. I always talk about myths.

Even if you want to cry again, smile and say: yours.

When people call you uncle or aunt, it fucking proves that you are out of date.

I never give up supercooling.

Words are spoken by people, and farts are also put by people. It's just one breath.

Non-mainstream quotations from the post-90s generation.

1, distance does not produce beauty, but a third party.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

4. Not all men and women are equal. Why can't I go to the ladies' room?

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the exam is coming. Others are reviewing, but they are previewing. More tragically, people passed the preview, but you failed the review.

6. Live and die sooner or later; If you die, you will live forever.

7. A trip to Shenzhou is ok for me. I don't have to pay to see if you can do it.

8. Everyone who doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

9. Goods have a shelf life, and people are tired of looking at them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

10, everyone said that my sister was beautiful, but it was all made up.

1 1, all that glitters is not gold.

12, every woman will always take advantage of a man.

13, cucumber must be filmed, and life must be embarrassing.

14, I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart.

15, the woman is a sister-in-law, but she is a bitch.

16, the salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

17, failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

18. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

19. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After meeting you, wow! It's all black ...

Don't swear to me that I am afraid that you will be struck by lightning.

2 1, the most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head.

22. I have something to burn after I die. Small things evoke souls, big things dig graves. Really want me to come down and play with you. If you encounter a line, it is purely a corpse change.

23, bald donkey, dare to rob the teacher with being original.

If I die, please give me a sister.

There are thousands of men in the world, and I have to change every day.

26, you are not a VIp, not even an Ip, you are just a P.

27, white camel mountain strong bone powder, get a knife to apply a pack, but also want to get a second knife …

28. Some people are alive, but he is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died.

29. If one day my sister becomes cruel and crazy, please tell others that my sister is a lady.

30. Looking at beautiful women in the street, the high ones are appreciation … the low ones are hooligans.

3 1, boss, do you have any coke? Give me a sprite. ...

32. I'm not afraid to kick you. I'm just afraid that Nike on my feet will get dirty.

33, ask what the world is, just ask people to take off their clothes and pants.

There are many ways to end a friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money and not pay it back.

35. Emperor: Sister Rong, why do you make things difficult for Swallow and Wei Zi everywhere? What's your motive, you humble slave? Sister Rong knelt on the ground and said with tears in her eyes: Emperor, do you still remember Xia Yuhe by the Daming Lake? Do you still remember Sister Rong who punted?

36. There are two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your own thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pockets. The former successfully called the teacher, while the latter successfully called the boss. Both of them successfully called their wives or universities or churches.

37. There is a kind of crash called incorrect password input, a kind of panic called account logging in from different places, a kind of feeling called invisibility being seen by it, a kind of misunderstanding called man-machine offline, and a kind of loss called that he has no access rights.

38. When you do something right, no one will remember it; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong.

39. Baidu couldn't find you, so it had to enter sogou.

40, the man was dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, they look bad, I am dumped, and you are fucking crazy.

On the Non-mainstream Funny Personality of the Post-90s Generation

1, one year older. Not a day goes by.

2. My companions who travel with me understand my jokes. My life will only be happy with that person.

Sometimes, like it or not is also our painful choice.

4. Being online has only one purpose for your invisibility, so as to avoid unnecessary embarrassment.

Do you remember the memory that we once hugged in the crowded crowd? ?

6, puppy love is infinitely good, just hanging early.

7. Long road, crowded car, I sat in the last row of seats, gently closed my eyes and imagined that you were still around.

8. In this world, people are not as loyal as dogs.

No matter how comfortable this bed is, this sheet feels too wide.

10, I really don't understand that girls buy a lot of beautiful clothes just to attract boys' attention, but boys want to see girls who don't wear clothes!

1 1, the real forgetting is to face rather than escape.

12, as long as I'm here, you won't be lonely.

13. I haven't stuck with Weibo since I listened to Weibo of Xifeng.

14, no personality is my character, no characteristics is my characteristic.

15, turn the headphones to the maximum every time. I want to forget the whole world.

16, wandering in front of Pizza Hut with McDonald's Oreo-flavored wheat whirlwind.

17, men are not everything to women.

18, if you bother me again, go to your house to sing at night.

19, you will always be in my memory, give me a smile.

20. What are you good at? This is a first-class performance. Is to distort the facts.

2 1, women should learn to be smart, or they will suffer.

22. Can an ordinary person be unique?

23. It's midnight, and we are all drunk. I was sleeping when Li Wei was asleep.

Please give me a chance, I will fly more beautifully.

25. Music brings out sadness. We're writing a farewell.

If people all over the world abandon me, I will smile at them and ask them to go.

27. If you don't give up anything, you will get nothing.

28. If anyone doesn't leave me, I will live and die together.

29. Say you have a wooden head, but you still say yes with a smile. Laughing and crying ...

30. The first step of genius is to wet your pants.

3 1, why did you find our similarities after you left?

32. Not only did I look back, but time also left me and ran forward with great vigour.

33. There was you in the past, and now there is you in life.

Post-90s non-mainstream domineering classic phrases

1. If you like someone, you can be with him, then there will be no tragedy in this world.

2. Narrow the world, leaving only you and me.

How can you notice the beautiful scenery beside you when your heart stays in the past?

4, jealousy and stress, often because of love too deep. When your heart is full of doubt and jealousy, please remember that what makes you angry is not what your lover has done, but your inner insecurity. On the other hand, if you are under the pressure of your lover's jealousy, it is useless to complain and get angry. It's better to face it frankly. The only way to make people feel safe is to spend more time with you. Partner, partner, only with company can you become a couple.

5. All the tears are hidden in laughter.

6. I am the sweetest person in your heart. You have become the most painful.

7. The time forgotten by you has gradually grown into a thorn and deeply penetrated into my heart.

I am a pervert in most people's eyes.

9. If you like a person very much, it is enough to keep your friends at arm's length, which can last a lifetime. Don't expect to get close. Once people have greed, they are doomed to lose it.

10, I feel really different, totally different, but I am very happy.

1 1, there will still be residue in the ash powder.

12, I wish I had less attachment to you.

13. In countless sleepless nights, I believe many people will habitually close their eyes, miss a person quietly, and miss a face. In their hearts, it may be enough to have such a person to miss.

14, many things are beyond your control, even if you are lonely again, you still have to go on. Don't stop and don't look back.

15, freedom is not to do whatever you want, but to have the ability to do whatever you want. Generally speaking, a woman's heart will not die of great events, but those small disappointments that have become fatal.

16. Men are like onions. If you want to see the heart of onion, you need to peel it layer by layer, but you will keep crying during the peeling process, and finally you will find that onion has no heart. Appreciating and pondering a woman is like a rose. You can't see her heart until the last petal opens.

17, the distance of the road does not mean the distance of the heart, the absence of telephone calls does not mean the absence of care, and the absence of frequent meetings does not mean the absence of thoughts. We should cherish this care in busy years. Appreciating the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl is a beautiful myth. Newton is a recognized scientist. He will tell you the relationship between gravity and distance.

18, I never like to let others see my tears. I'd rather let others think I'm happy and heartless than look miserable. Appreciate and ponder. I don't want to be happy if you're not happy. I don't want his (her) unhappiness to get my happiness.

19. Love is a game that turns strangers into lovers and lovers into strangers. Appreciating and pondering love is not equal to love, and love is by no means a game.

When you give up, you must bear more things, including what you don't regret giving up. Appreciate and ponder. If you give up when you shouldn't, you will regret it. Don't give up when it's time to give up, you'll regret it. Everything has a price. The biggest cost is not money and time, but opportunity.

2 1, there are some things that we don't understand when we are young, but we are no longer young when we know them. Some things in the world can be compensated, and some things can never be compensated. Appreciation and reflection mature in growth and mature in maturity. Follow nature and laugh at life. Don't be premature or premature.

22. The love in this life will not leave a trace in the next life. Dear person, hold her hand well, and in the next life, you will never be with her again. In the afterlife, do you remember who you loved? Appreciation and pondering should be sincere, not pious ancient temple lanterns.

23. Two stars will never meet, so we are meteors, we meet and we collide. However, if it is a meteor, it is doomed to disappear. Appreciate and ponder. May love be like a star and tears like a shooting star.

24. Give me a pair of hands to lean on, give me a pair of eyes to send you away, just like a butterfly can't fly over the sea, no one can bear to blame, give me a moment, love you, give me a lifetime and send you away. Appreciate and ponder. Don't shrink back, don't be confused when looking at love, don't be cold when looking for love, and the person who really loves won't leave.

25. If there is such a person, he is perfect in your heart, without any defects, and you are eager and afraid to approach him. This is not "love" but "worship". Appreciate and ponder the person who worships you, you can only be his slave, not his lover.

26. The oath was written on the water and died in an instant; Love is a house built on water, swaying; Apology is a snow blanket in winter, and it always comes late. So just like you and I are pigeons in the hands of angels, we can't fly together forever. Appreciate and ponder the water, you can't write words, you can't build a house, you can only be a mirage.

27. You don't have to be with someone to love Provence, and you don't have to walk barefoot in lavender fields to love Provence. There is only one person who appreciates and ponders Plato, and the world can't learn it. I advise you not to learn either.

28. You can't be friends after breaking up because you hurt each other. We can't be enemies after breaking up, because we loved each other deeply. So we became the most familiar strangers. Appreciating and pondering Hiroshima will be more than just an atomic bomb and romance.

29. Others are afraid to see separation, but I am afraid to see reunion. When tears turned into diamonds and romance turned into reason, I suddenly dreamed of my vows, thinking that if I saw them, love would not die, because we were all desperate children that year. Now I finally understand that some people don't like it anymore, and they have to give up if they want to stay. Appreciation and reflection have a kind of directness called recklessness and a kind of persistence called paranoia.

30. People's tears represent kindness, ghosts' tears represent rebirth, and angels' tears represent aborted love. Appreciate and ponder. Some people are actors, others are crocodiles. The real tears come from the bottom of my heart, and the eyes are just an exit.

3 1, many things are beautiful because they are far away, so we can yearn for and pursue them. Many things are far away because of beauty, and we can only sigh helplessly. Appreciation and reflection do not give up because they are far away, but because they give up.

32. The keys in the twilight are so lonely that only my clumsy hands come and go, accompanying me with stubbornness, playing and making mistakes. I will laugh and feel sad when I think of his tenderness when he sings for you. I can give you protection, not my care. This is my last blessing. Thank you for ending the cruelty after cooling. Thank you for your satisfaction and tell me not to pay any more. Thank you for keeping the temperature memory from the beginning. Thank you for making me happy ... appreciating and thinking about classic artistic conception and non-classic language.

33, I love you, but I dare not say; I am afraid to say that I am going to die soon; I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid that if I die, no one will love you like me. Appreciate and ponder that I dare not love you, because I am afraid that no one will love you like me; I dare not love you because I'm afraid you won't love me as much as I love you.

34. Remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed, and accept what cannot be changed. Appreciate and ponder what really stays in your heart, you never need to remember it, because you will never forget it. Don't try to change others, only yourself can really change.

35. Apart from tears, time is the only thing that can wash away everything. The longer the time, the weaker the conflict, just like tea that is constantly diluted. Appreciation and meditation time is diluent, while tears are dissolvent.

Some things are beyond our control, so we must control ourselves. Appreciate and ponder. To control the environment, control yourself first.

I don't know if what I'm doing now is right or wrong, but I don't know until I die of old age. So what I can do now is to try my best to do everything well and then wait to die of old age. Appreciate and ponder, take everyone seriously and do everything well until you die of old age.

38. Two people have been together for a long time, just like their left hands and right hands. Even if they no longer love each other, they will choose to be together, because it takes a lot of courage to give up for so many years. Maybe there will be someone you love in your life, but it will be a passer-by, and you will still walk with your left hand or right hand. Happiness really has nothing to do with love. Appreciate and ponder "Hold your hand and live with your son". It's an oath, then a responsibility, then a habit.

39. Some people look at you all their lives but ignore you all their lives. Some people just look at you and affect your life. Some people are eager to be happy for you, but they are left out by you. Some people make you happy for a while, but they get the chains of thoughts. Some people have been willing for n years, but you have rejected them. Some people's careless expression has become an eternal miss. This is life. Appreciate and ponder that there are different types of "some people" because they come into your sight at different times and in different environments. Only people who come into your sight at the right time and in the right environment can enter your heart.