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What wonderful things have you encountered on the train?

I remember ten years ago, my colleagues and I took a soft sleeper from Zhengzhou to Beijing in the morning.

After getting on the bus, I went to sleep and went back to sleep. When I woke up, I suddenly found a beautiful woman opposite me, blonde, looking at me upright and smiling.

The other party told him that he was a German student, so he talked from BBA to German reunification, from Shaolin Temple to Terracotta Warriors and Horses, from boiled fish to duck test, mostly in Chinese and occasionally in English.

Ask her, how long have you been learning Chinese? She said: one year! I really think she is learning very well! So I praised her a few words!

Who knows, it's too easy for her to speak Chinese. In another year, she will be as good as German, and she looks like a ostentatious face.

I wanted to play a joke on her, so I started talking. The other party looked puzzled and called up China, a classmate in the upper berth. The classmate said to her: He speaks Tangshan dialect. Look back and say: you are really bad! I said: I haven't spoken Cantonese yet!

I was a sophomore that year, and I met a girl I liked on the train, and she liked me, too. I talked to her all the way.

very happy ...

At that time, I was on the train, and the girl opposite was fresh, polite, baby-faced and beautiful. At first, we didn't talk. I spy on her occasionally. After all, she is my type, but I found that she also secretly looked at me. When I found out, I tried to talk to her. It happened that no one was sitting next to her. I got up the courage to ask, where do you live and where do you go? She said, "Go to Wuhan." She is also very enthusiastic, so we had a good chat all the way, and we had a good time chatting with her. Because she is as single as I am, I think I have a good impression on her. It was nice talking to her, too.

When I was near the station, she said something amazing:' If you see me on the next train, take my girlfriend'. I was confused and excited beyond words. The most hateful and stupid thing is that I just smiled and got off the bus happily! Why didn't I ask for her contact information? I regret it now! It is very likely that I was introverted and simple at that time, which led me not to think about it!

For most people, trains are the main means of transportation. Unless the distance is too long, it is very convenient to choose the train, especially after the opening of the EMU, which is more comfortable and convenient.

I remember buying a hard-seat train for one day and one night when I was at school. At night, there are quite a lot of people. A lesbian without a seat put the trolley in the middle of three opposite seats, sat on the trolley and leaned against the dining table. Boy, there is no room for four of us except two window seats. Well, it was not easy to meet lesbians then, so I'll make do with it.

Speaking of sleeping berths, we often meet when changing bunks, but it's really wonderful. We were in the upper bunk, but we were too lazy to walk on it. This big brother is eating and drinking, talking and laughing, but what should we do if he stays in the lower berth? I didn't even go to the side seat to eat, so I took it.

Another time, I took a long high-speed train from Beijing to Chengdu, and there were two children in the back seat. When I got on the train, I chattered, kicking my seat for a while, playing games for a while, and yelling for a while, regardless of my parents. The most irritating thing is that the big ones bully the small ones and cry. Now it feels more like an earthquake.

Now, after the opening of the bullet train, the K-shaped carriage used to be much looser, and many times hard boards can lie in it. Of course, that was when there were not many people. Should people buy three more seats? This is also a smarter approach, but cleverness is mistaken by cleverness.

1. There is a kind of people in the train sleeping area, most of whom are women and most of whom are middle-aged.

They didn't buy the lower berth for various reasons, and they didn't want to pay for the plane ticket, but they felt uncomfortable not sleeping in the lower berth.

So I began to persuade people to change stores with them everywhere and put on a gesture of adding money.

At first, they persuaded women who went out alone, and the success rate was worrying.

After repeatedly hitting the wall, they will hold high the sword of moral kidnapping, take out a magnifying glass, find out the young, simple-looking young man among the people sleeping in the lower bunk, and solve the problem in minutes.

I have been forced to ask for a lower berth, declined, and was denounced by the other party. "Isn't it just for the money?" ! I can afford it. "

The same thing happened to my mother. The other person is not very old. The young woman forcibly praised my mother for sleeping in the upper bunk, indicating that she had no money to buy the lower bunk.

We all chose to refuse, and later found the right "young man".

Boys, come on, it's really boring! !

I remember once taking a train from Zhejiang to Jiangxi and arriving in the evening and morning. My seat is in the middle of the three-person seat, so I can't sleep on the table or on the stool sideways. On my right is an uncle by the window, and on my left is a little brother. I didn't talk because I didn't like talking to strangers. After midnight, I was really sleepy and fell asleep. When I was in a daze, I woke up and found myself leaning on my left little brother's shoulder. My little brother also pulled off the headscarf on the seat to cover my shoulder (wearing shoulder-length clothes, which was a little exposed), and then I continued to pretend to sleep. I didn't wake up until the next morning My little brother went to the station first, left each other's phone numbers and got off the bus. A couple sitting opposite us asked us in surprise, "Don't you know each other?" I said no, and they said, "I thought you were boyfriend and girlfriend! He keeps you awake all night! " I was happy, too. I lost contact with him when I came back, and then I completely lost contact.

It was in the late 1980s that several salesmen of a state-owned enterprise went on a long-distance business trip by train. One of them caught the attention of his peers, only to see that he brought a barrel-shaped large chemical fiber bag stitched by two large chemical fiber bags. Ask him what he does. Also don't answer.

After a group of people finally got on the train, there were people everywhere in the carriage, and everyone was crowded. At that time, the traffic conditions were really bad, there were many people and few cars, and it was very hard to run errands for a long time. It is difficult to find a seat.

I saw the man with the big chemical fiber bag pushing through the crowd, trapping the big chemical fiber bag from bottom to top, and suddenly got under the seat along the gap, and soon there was snoring.

Seeing this scene, people in the same trade looked at each other and had to admire this man's wisdom.

Ten years ago, the train was an indispensable means of transportation. Especially those friends who come from afar to work. I remember once on the train from my hometown to Wenzhou, an embarrassing and worrying thing happened. My position is in the middle, that is, three people sitting in a row. There are two little sisters sitting next to me, one on the left and the other on the right. They are fashionable and sexy. When the train runs at night. Some lights in the carriage will be turned off. Early morning is a time for people to be sleepy and have a rest. I woke up in a daze. I just feel heavy on both shoulders. When I opened my eyes, it turned out that my two little sisters were sleeping on me. I looked left and right, because they were exposed, and I seemed to see something, and my heart suddenly accelerated. I have a nosebleed . That was the first and last time. I haven't encountered the same thing since then.

I took the last green leather train not long ago. A good friend drove from Changsha to Chongqing to play, and I took the green leather train to Xiushan to meet him. The train takes about 6 hours and has beautiful scenery along the way. I just got on the bus because I was curious about the green leather train and a little excited. About 2 hours later, I arrived at a station and heard the sound of sheep. Boy, a big brother got on this train with sheep, and tied the sheep at the junction of the carriage after getting on the train. The most embarrassing thing is that not long after, a railway worker sent an incubator with more than a dozen boxes of lunch. The man left in the carriage, so I went forward and took a box to eat. I feel that the standard is higher than before, with three meats and two vegetarian dishes. While eating, the conductor came over: where did you buy it! Me: I got it in the box. Isn't this rice for sale? The conductor was confused at that time. She said it was the conductor's meal. This train doesn't have a dining car and doesn't provide food.

Hello, I'm glad to answer your question. I used to travel all over the country by train because of work problems, and I have indeed seen many wonderful things. Here's one: I'm going to Wuhan in July one year. There are not many people with hard seats on the train at night, and it is not crowded. There are several young men sitting opposite me, who should be from Gansu. Sounds like an accent. Then around eleven o'clock, everyone was sleepy and fell asleep. The air conditioner on the train is really enough. I almost froze to death in summer and couldn't sleep. I have been standing up and walking. The guy from Gansu across the street may be too sleepy and cold. He put himself in the seat cover of the seat. At first he left his head outside, but later it was all inside, which made the people next to him very angry. I still had photos at that time, which made me feel funny. I still advise the conductor to turn on the heating and air conditioning properly in winter and summer as far as possible.