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Say a low-key charity man.

1, learn to bend over and accept everything, and you will get everything.

2, this year, low-key is the biggest show off.

If you can't control yourself, you can't control others.

Life is an absurd drama with many acts. People will change roles in different scenes.

Things that can fly to the sky with the wind must have no weight.

6, gentleness is not necessarily a trap, the trap must be gentle.

8. In a stream, a fish often feels big. It didn't know it was actually very small until it reached the sea.

9. If you scold a villain, you will become a dwarf.

10, I only appreciate the footprints of chickens, but I can't see the eagle in the sky.

1 1. A man's temper affects his career, and a woman's temper affects his marriage.

12, people's teeth are hard, but their tongues are soft. At the end of life, all the teeth are gone, but the tongue is not. Learn to be soft and life will last long. Soft-hearted, this is the greatest progress in practice.

13, life is like a suitcase, lift it when you need it, and put it down when you don't use it. Don't put it down when it's time to put it down, just like dragging heavy luggage, it won't be comfortable.

14, some things don't persist until you see hope, but you can only see hope if you persist.

15, the pressure is not that someone is working harder than you, but that people who are several times better than you are still working hard.

16, the poor lose in doubt and the rich gain in acceptance.

17, money and health are called assets, money without health is called inheritance, and money without health is called negative assets.

18, the stone you throw is often yourself.

19, people don't allow me, I am incompetent; I don't tolerate people, but I have no restrictions.

20. What is left is scenery, and what is left is life.

2 1, life is rich, and it is difficult to think about people; Bow to the predicament and try to change. Struggle in difficulties and forge ahead in adversity; The strong should help the weak, and the young should be diligent. See difficulties without negligence, see difficulties without forgiveness.

22. Persuading yourself is the victory of reason; I was moved by myself, which is a sublimation of my soul; Satisfying oneself is a kind of spiritual enjoyment; Denying oneself is a transcendence of character; Conquering yourself is a maturity of life!

No matter how much effort and hardship you have made in this world, don't dwell on past achievements. No matter how many people pay, don't please others, but return. The past cannot stay, and the future is unpredictable. Seize the moment, the moment is. turn

24. Life can be slow, and then slow down. The clock of life cannot be set forward blindly. Get used to being a latecomer in life. People are weak, they have to rest when they are tired, and laugh when they are happy. When you are depressed, why hide and shout at the green mountains and green waters? You can get drunk with friends, or you can spit on the wicked to your face. You can spend more time under the moon, or you can stay for a few more days because of the beautiful scenery on the trip. Walk with the times, walk with fate, dance with the wind and sing with the rain! Yes, when the hour hand of life opens and relaxes and walks slowly, life will make clear footsteps like running water as the sun rises and sets!

25. Doing things: be humble and polite, and take it lightly. Cultivation: quiet, charitable and calm. Making friends: sincere, generous and enthusiastic. Eat a balanced and light diet.

26. Everything in the world is changeable; Change brings vitality and hope. Make the bad good, discard the false and keep the true; Honest, kind and progressive human nature is unchanged; Become a source of beauty in the world.

The essence of life lies in the pursuit of happiness. There are two ways to make life happy: one is to find time to make yourself happy and increase it; Second, find the time that makes you unhappy and reduce it.

28. Only by facing the reality can we surpass it. Conscience is everyone's fairest judge. You can fool others, but you can never fool your own conscience. Thank God for what I have, and thank God for what I don't have.

29. Young people have vitality and energy, while old people have experience and experience. People's growth process is always from small to old, but people's mentality does not completely change with the stage of the body, and may be more mature or younger. Honesty is the root, but in fact it is flourishing, diligent and gorgeous, United and fruitful, upright and successful.

30, know the length of the winner, you can understand the reasons for the achievement; Thinking about the past will lead to progress in the future; People in the world are hard to fail; It is harder to know than to change; If you don't know enough, you have the courage to correct it.

Network, low profile! It's the best b show.

1. I liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

No matter how powerful Tang Priest is, he is just a monkey-playing.

3. Wolves roam the world and eat meat; Dogs run around the world and eat shit.

4, failure is not terrible, the key is to see if he succeeds?

5, low-key! It's the best b show!

6. There is gold under a man's knee. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!

7. It was really good in ancient times. Cut it and you can be a civil servant!

8. Don't tell me that you are virtuous. You are just too lazy to do anything.

9. Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk when he becomes a monk, because his scriptures are so beautiful.

10, Grandpa said: After watching the news broadcast for decades, I didn't see the happy ending.

1 1, grandpa said: the advertisement was well watched, and a TV series suddenly appeared, which was so lame.

12, together, 13 14 is a lifetime. After breaking up, 13 14 is life and death.

13, I caught a QQ drift bottle today, and I caught one. And I collapsed! One more bottle.

14, the PE teacher said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class will be punished for handstand!

15, you let me down, and I gave you no chance to go on stage.

16, it's not the mistress who hates it, but the little beggar who can't stand the temptation of the mistress.

17, calling men animals and insulting those pigs, dogs, cattle, sheep and horses.

18, your name will appear in my household registration book one day.

19, that person looks, how to put it, the pixel is relatively low.

20, the world is so big, I feel so unfortunate to know you.

2 1. Kill you with what, dear.

22. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

23. Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

24, the wife must be cherished as someone else's!

25, Confucius said: fight with bricks, according to the surface, should not be chaotic; No more, no more, no more; If you die, you don't have to forget it; No, the victim was a hero.

26. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know, just arrived!

27, you engage in art, I engage in you, this is called deep art.

28. If you are so rich, why don't you let the mare go?

Modesty makes people progress, progress makes people proud, and pride makes people lag behind.

30. When I went to assassinate sogou, sogou cried and asked me why. I grinned: Ask Baidu in the underworld.

3 1, Grandpa Mao said: Those who don't want to get married are hooligans.

Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. Is there no wife in the old lady's cake?

What is not lacking these days is love mood phrases.

1. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow clean through your fingers.

I'm sorry, it's not that I don't love you anymore, but that you never gave me a chance to love you.

3. Maybe if you leave, you will never come back; Maybe when I come back, you won't let me rely on you anymore; Perhaps dependence is the biggest harm to yourself; Maybe the injury will finally let me go; Maybe letting go doomed my departure …

Draw a life-and-death game and write an ending for our story.

5. Noisy horns on the road, noisy quarrels around, the sound of reading at school, and the pit of dissatisfaction with the world. I'm used to it

6, the process and the ending are all there, and then tangled, even I feel greedy.

7. Many times, there is no way to miss the past. It's like losing a yellow photo, something that has been preserved for a long time, a withered memory. Reach out and catch nothing.

8. Sadness is greater than mental death, and fatigue is greater than mental fatigue. A person's greatest fatigue is mental fatigue.

9. If there is someone who can make you forget the past, then TA is probably your future.

10, boys never know how long what they have said will be remembered by girls.

1 1, there is always a person who lives in the bottom of my heart, but disappears into life forever.

12, being liked by the person you like is a miracle in my opinion.

13, I like what you like, I hate what you hate, and I can't love what you love.

14, even if I hate killing you, I still want to hold you and love you. This is pain.

15 Sometimes, in the dead of night, I suddenly feel that I can't sleep, but I don't want to sleep stubbornly.

16. How many people have I lost contact with for one of you? As a result, as soon as you left, they were gone.

17, breathing touches every nerve, tearing my heart in the dusk sunset, hysterical.

18, sometimes the simplest desire has become the highest unattainable luxury.

19, think about it a thousand times, it is better to do it once. A gorgeous autumn is better than meaningless wandering.

20, hidden feelings, a trace of thrilling thoughts.

2 1, there is no shortage of love these days, but people who take love seriously.

22. You will never be alone. Because, there must be a person in this world who is trying to come to you.

23. Being in a daze, doing well is called profound. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

Don't buy useless things no matter how cheap they are, and don't rely on people you don't love no matter how lonely you are.

25. In this life, I hope that the years will be quiet and the world will be stable, and I can see his smile every day.

26. Since you have never been sincere to me, why do you say so many things that make me feel bad? Sad sentence

27. Confidence again and again, efforts again and again, loss again and again, so-called physical and mental exhaustion …

28, work, take a step back and broaden the horizon; Love, take a step back and go to the empty building …

29. When you stop to think about whether you love someone, it means that you don't love him anymore.

When you see through everything, you will know that losing is more practical than having.

Good morning text: There are many ghosts these days.

These days,

There are more ghosts and fewer people.

The truth is getting less and less.

Want to cry, no tears.

God followed.

Family, it's all broken

I'm playing dumb with my mobile phone.

Comrades, stop looking.

Leave if you don't make money.

These days-Answer the phone:

Today-the poor and the rich:

These days-a new understanding of poverty and wealth;

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It is difficult to make money, and it is even more difficult to borrow money.

It is the body that is tired of making money.

Take the trouble to borrow money.

Making money depends on hands.

Borrow money by begging.

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Society is too cruel and sincerity is too hard to find.

When the scenery is good, friends are everywhere.

Who will help you when you are down and out?

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It's better to be sweet.

Cheating is better than earning.

Honesty is not as good as giving gifts.

It is better to be sincere than perfunctory.

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People who drink are most afraid of pretending to be drunk.

Drivers are most afraid of walking.

Rich people are most afraid of default.

People who have no money are most afraid of debt collection.

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When you leave, it is the work relationship that is broken.

What can't be broken even after death is blood relationship.

What I remember when I have something is to use relationships.

I have nothing to do with dinner. It's a friendship.

It is a father-son relationship that meat buns beat dogs.

It is the mother-child relationship that pays without expecting anything in return.

It is a superficial relationship between husband and wife.

We often exchange letters, which is unusual!

One day you will know the truth.

The real happiness in your heart

The material world can never give it.

therefore

When you figure it out, you will be satisfied.

Who you live with is the most important thing.

People who can accompany you are the most rare.

Life is not easy.

Cherish what you have at the moment.