A funny sketch or joke.

Shenyang: Dear friends, Happy New Year. Shenyang: Dad, hurry up. Wang xiaoli: Hey, smile. Shenyang: Come on, Dad, which classmate do you want me to find for you? Just this one. Let's go Wang xiaoli: My son is sad. Let's go together. Dad is so nervous. Shenyang: Dad, how did you end up like this? I am afraid to go when I see my classmates. Wang xiaoli: Hey, listen to dad, you go, knock on the door, and the old man will come out. If you want to get out of the old lady, you should ask if you are Aunt Qin Gui. If so, my son should give this letter to her, and don't let the old man read it. Oh, go, go, Shenyang: pretend to be a mature guest, O, knock on the door to see if your old man is at home! Wang xiaoli: Come forward and hold it. Oh, how can you shout? You have to see who it is. Shenyang: On the street, when there are old people at home, they knock at the door and shout. Wang xiaoli: Oh, nobody. Shenyang: Oh, nobody? Henglinli: Who are you looking for? Shenyang: Guess Linli: My God, where can this child guess? Shenyang: I mentioned a person, your deskmate, your classmate, and that big orange. Lin Li: Oh, my God, I know that big orange. Who did he kill? Shenyang: I am his father, and many of them are my sons. No, guess who I am. Lin Li: You are his son, aren't you? Shenyang: That's right. Lin Li: What do you want from me? Shenyang: Well, my dad gave you an anonymous letter. Lin Li: What? Shenyang: Tell your old man not to look. Lin Li: Where is your father going? Shenyang: Where shouldn't he squat down and look at you? Come on, it's over. Wang Xiaoli is going to Lin Li: Orange Wang Xiaoli, hey Qin Gui Lin Li, a polite old classmate. Why are you here? The two of them took pictures hand in hand in small Shenyang. Wang Xiaoli is very kind to Li Lin. Very different. Well, I haven't seen Zhao Benshan for many years. Upper Shenyang and Small Shenyang are trying to take selfies to see Zhao Benshan go to Small Shenyang. Hand in the camera, pick it up and say, take a picture of my family. Li Lin leaned in front of Wang Xiaoli. Fra called Zhao Benshan: I saw my daughter-in-law and another man drop their cameras. Shenyang: Oh, I'm so stupid. You dropped your camera for me. Lin Xiaoli separated: Hey, old man, you're here. Zhao Benshan: The parents who took the family photo didn't come back. Who did you take a photo with? Shenyang: Hey, you are not an uncle. Zhao Benshan: Count me in. I am the master of this family. Let me introduce you to Lin Li. This is my old man, Lao Zhao, and this is my classmate, Zhao Benshan Wang Xiaoli. Hello, Zhao said, pointing to Shenyang. Who are you? Wang Xiaoli, this is my son, Shenyang: Ha ha ha, the master is back. Zhao Benshan: Hehe, come in, Lin Li. Welcome to Zhao Benshan, Wang Xiaoli and Shenyang. Ah, I played with him in the front yard, drank with him and fought with him. I said, your face is red and tired, quick author. Hey, I'm sitting next to my dad. Zhao Benshan: Are you new here? Wang xiaoli: Yes, I just arrived. The whole thing is that we spend the New Year in Tieling New Town. I haven't heard that our old classmates live here. Come and see, this big brother is coming, too. Where is Qin Gui? We left. Zhao Benshan: Why, nothing. Don't worry, Lin Li. Zhao Benshan: Zhixin, this is. To open Shenyang: It is illegal to read other people's letters, Wang Xiaoli. Oh, I wrote it for Qin Gui. Zhao Benshan: Give me Qin Gui and read it to me. Lin Li: What law? Open it. Zhao Benshan: This is definitely for us. Tell us what happened. This classmate relationship is not. If you want to find me, you can do nothing without me. Let me show you this letter. You must buy a piano and something you miss so much. It's not called Qin Gui. This piano can't be too expensive. Shenyang: How much is it? Zhao Benshan: No matter how much it costs, the child is a bit awkward. Wang xiaoli: I'm used to it. Zhao Benshan: You are used to children reading letters. Please allow me to call you dear little Shenyang: My father is so fierce. You really gave me strength. Wang Xiaoli: Brother, this kid is like this. Never mind. Put this word aside for a moment. At best, it means hello. Lin Li: Oh, when I was at school, I always picked on me. Zhao Benshan: That's what I called you at school. Lin Li: I didn't call you that at that time. Zhao Benshan: I didn't even ask you to continue at that age in Seeds of Love. Wang xiaoli: Hey, the seeds of Aidou can't write and draw small Shenyang. Dad, why are you so stupid? Zhao Benshan: Haha, you are from the same school. Wang xiaoli: Ha, oh, I often tutor him. Zhao Benshan: I can see that as a result of your tutoring, you gave me confidence and hope to help me study for seven years. As soon as I can't see you, I feel that I have lost my soul. Wang Xiaoli: Brother, my soul can't draw. Zhao Benshan: What level are you? Zhao Benshan: I went to your house during the holiday and did a lot of work to see you. Wang xiaoli: I do a lot of odd jobs and can't write at all. Draw a small Shenyang: Bell Bell Zhao Benshan: Oh dear. Mom, stop it. You have been distracted for seven years. Write a letter. Wang Xiaoli: Thanks to Qin Gui's help, he lent me a pencil and an eraser to copy the questions during the exam. Zhao Benshan: You're lying. Wang xiaoli: Sometimes it doesn't help. Another final exam asked me to copy her questions and got zero. Zhao Benshan: Oh, how did you copy it? Wang xiaoli: I copied them all. Lin Li asked Qin Gui: I got the 90 yuan. Zhao Benshan: The calculation is wrong. Two guitars got 180. Oh, Shenyang: Grandpa, you can be our principal. Zhao Benshan: Oh, I can't afford this letter. I can't understand ternary at this conference. I was blown up by a dollar. Come and read it. I'm not afraid to blow up my dad. I can't use it. Once I had a fight with the landlord. My father went out with two kings. I read it. Little Dad Zhao Benshan: Little Shenyang, Qin Xiao: Dad, look, this piano is written like DadNo. Zhao Benshan: Please, I took care of you without writing you two little V's. Shenyang: Qin Xiao has been looking for you for so many years, and I've always wanted to say three words to you. Why are these three words omitted here? Wang xiaoli: Save energy and emissions, save some ink. Zhao Benshan: You can't write three words without seven words here? Wang xiaoli: No Zhao Benshan: What are you trying to say? Shenyang: I love you as soon as I pick up the phone. Wang xiaoli: No thanks. Thank you. Zhao Benshan: Then you can't write a thank you. Oh, Shenyang: Qin, we haven't seen each other since I dropped out of school. But every year, I dream of you. Once we were on our way to school, and 27 words were omitted here. Zhao Benshan: No, you told me what happened when you came to the Woods. This is all wang xiaoli: Brother, this is not all my dream. Zhao Benshan: I lost 27 words in my dream. Wang Xiaoli: I dreamed that we went to the Woods. We went to the Woods in this effort. In this effort, the child fell asleep, moved and kicked me up. If you want to regain your dreams, you can't catch up with small Shenyang. Zhao Benshan: Thanks to you, otherwise I might not be able to do anything in this forest. Shenyang: Keep playing the piano. You are the only woman in my heart. It was already dark when I went to the village for a performance that year. At that time, we passed a cornfield, where 78 words were omitted. Zhao Benshan: This is this. This is also a dream. Wang xiaoli: This is not a dream. Zhao Benshan: What did these 78 words do? Looking at Qin Gui, Lin Li: How should I know? Zhao Benshan: What are you pretending to be confused about? Why did you pass through the cornfield in the dark? What's wrong with that? Lin Li: Why do you write everything on the big oranges? There's one thing. Wang xiaoli: Qin Gui, you forgot to attend the performance that year. It was dark before you came back. We walked home through a cornfield. When we looked up, we stood in front of the donkey. Zhao Benshan cooperates with donkey. Zhao Benshan: You go to Wang Xiaoli: The donkey glared at us and left. Shenyang: Dad, what are you talking about? Grandpa has a long face. Wang xiaoli: I was scared by Qin Gui. Mom, I threw myself in my arms. Dude, do you think I can go? Can I care? Lin Li; Oh, I remember. Oh, that's true. Zhao Benshan: Didn't you faint? Do you remember? Lin Li: I was really unconscious. Zhao Benshan: How did you get into someone's arms? Lin Li: I'm confused. I don't know where I went. I know how I got home. Zhao Benshan: The donkey camel went back. Wang xiaoli: I dragged it back. No, I didn't bring it back. Zhao Benshan: Backlight. Wang xiaoli: Hold it for a while when your back hurts. Zhao Benshan: You didn't do anything to help or anything. Wang Xiaoli: Brother, I didn't do artificial respiration. Zhao Benshan: You, Qin Gui, where are your classmates? Why haven't I seen your fortress? Wang Xiaoli: Zhao Benshan from Laoyujia, Shengli Village: What's your name? Wang xiaoli: Zhao Benshan, Yu Zecheng: This has been lurking in our house for many years. This is Wang Xiaoli: Brother, it's different from that on TV. What I have achieved is more than enough failure, not more than enough success. Zhao Benshan: You can't be a little Shenyang: Why are you still defeated? Lin Li: Have you finished eating? Zhao Benshan: Who hasn't finished? What is this? Lin Li: What are you writing for? Shenyang: Qin has nothing to repay you. Don't say anything Please leave this card. This is my heart for you. Zhao Benshan: What card? Wang xiaoli: Bank card? My family is poor? Qin Gui helped me pay my tuition. I thought about it and paid him back. Zhao Benshan: Where did you put the money? Wang xiaoli: I gave her the card. Lin Li: Huh? When did you give it to me? Zhao Benshan? Oh, yes. Wang xiaoli: I won't give it to you. Zhao Benshan: Don't pretend to take it out. Wang Xiaoli: Put it in that envelope. Lin Li: God, why didn't you say so earlier? I can ask you to take this Kolor back to Zhao Benshan: take it away. Lin Li: What are you doing? Take it back to Zhao Benshan: Take it back, draw these ○ Take a card. No more. I still don't think it's enough. Room 302 in the hotel. Wang xiaoli: Why, Zhao Benshan: You can go. Lin Li: Where am I going? Zhao Benshan: Still here. Don't you want to get a room? Lin Li: You, what are you talking about? Zhao Benshan: What are you talking about? I want to find a landlord to play outside all night tonight. Is this endless? Go ahead, Lin Li: Don't treat me like someone else. Zhao Benshan: Go. Li Lin: Big orange, you. Dad, you let me live there. Wang xiaoli: Don't make a fuss about this boy. Lin Li: Looking for Wang Xiaoli: Where did this whole thing go? Small Shenyang: Followed by wang xiaoli: Oh, boy, look at us. Take a quick look. Show it to your big brother. Lin Li: Isn't it? Small Shenyang: A false alarm. Lin Li: Look at your fuss. Zhao Benshan: Little Shenyang in his pocket: Qin won't want this boy. I will definitely bring up this son. Dad. It can't be my mother, can it? Didn't you tell me my mother had left? Zhao Benshan: You had another baby before. Lin Li: When have I ever given birth? Zhao Benshan: This is not without you. You asked me to celebrate the New Year. Shenyang: Don't tell me my mother has left. Lin Li: What are you talking about? Zhao Benshan: Yes? Go to Lin Li: Marxism, what do you think is going on? Can you make it clear? Zhao Benshan: Who is this? I'm Lin Li: What's the matter? Shenyang: Didn't my mother leave? Grandpa, how could we die? Zhao Benshan: What's this? Shenyang: Grandpa, you said this child is me. Zhao Benshan: You guessed it. Shenyang: It's Zhao Benshan: You guessed it. Shenyang: Grandpa, Zhao Benshan: Don't call me uncle. Your father started before me. What are you doing? You Zhao Benshan: I'm going to Lin Li: You will have a good life in two days. What are you doing? Shenyang: Hum, go with your uncle. Wang Xiaoli: Son, you're back. Zhao Benshan: Who do you call your son? Wang Xiaoli: Brother, listen to me. Zhao Benshan: Who is your uncle? Wang xiaoli: Big Brother, I'm calling her him. Zhao Benshan: Explain it to me. Wang Xiaoli: Brother, listen to me. Can I explain this sentence? Zhao Benshan, what's wrong with this kid? Shenyang: Give me an explanation. Wang Xiaoli: Come here, big brother. Listen to me. I am an orphan. Thanks to Qin Gui's developed help, I think I should repay the society. I adopted a child. The child is an orphan. Don't tell him I'm begging you, okay? Lin Li: It's really not Wang Xiaoli: It's really Zhao Benshan: Your father said you were an orphan. You said ouch, he is an orphan. The report says I'm an orphan, too Shenyang: Dad, what are you talking about? Tell me who the orphan is. Wang xiaoli: Dad didn't lie to you. You are really an orphan. You are the son that Dad brought back from the orphanage. This adoption certificate has been sewn on my father for 18 years. See if it's Little Shenyang: I'm an orphan. Is this me? Zhao Benshan: Little Shenyang Wang Xiaoli: I brought it back from Shenyang orphanage. Now I am in Shenyang. Shenyang: I am redundant. Oh, Wang Xiaoli; What are you doing? You, how can you cry with others during the New Year? I told you, I brought you back when you were eighteen days old I raised you for ten years and eight years. I dare not say that I am right about you. I dare say I live up to my conscience. If you want to find your biological parents and dad, you can go. I know what to do. Zhao Benshan: Sorry, son. Get up. Get up. What are you wronged? We have no regrets. Your father raised you for eighteen years. Your father raised you for eighteen years. I didn't even find a wife to be your father and mother. Aren't you afraid of being wronged? Son, you should know how to repay your child. You don't want to find mom. Qin Gui is your future biological mother. This home is your future home. You should study hard and repay your father's hard work when you grow up. How many years have you studied hard? Wang xiaoli: I don't want to study. Zhao Benshan: I think it's a fight in Seeds of Love. This is a struggle with the landlord. Are you kidding? wang xiaoli: Isn't it? Zhao Benshan: That's potato beans. Lin Li: Oh, come on, don't teach others that what the cow said is even worse. Zhao Benshan: You see how terrible it is for reading to give back to society. Did your father hear that? Tell your father, Little Shenyang: Dad, I can't afford it. Wang Xiaoli: Don't cry, son. They don't want me to be happy. Why should I look for them? You are my father, Qin Gui, and you are my mother. I have grown up. Today is New Year's Day. Don't mention those unhappy things. I'll pay a New Year call to you. You all sit down. Sit down. Lin Li: Lao Zhao has come to visit our children. Shenyang: I'll pay a New Year call to you. Parents Lin Li: I call you Zhao Benshan: I kowtow to you. Good Wang Xiaoli: Good son Lin Li: Good boy Zhao Benshan: Well, children have paid a New Year call to us. Do you have a red envelope? Wang xiaoli: I'm not ready. Zhao Benshan: I'll give us three. Wang You Xiaoli: Not Big Brother. This is for Qin Gui. Zhao Benshan: What are you doing for it? We are all family. We have no children. Lin Li: For children Zhao Benshan: Children should study hard. They must go to school. Small Shenyang with no culture. Thank you, big daddy Zhao Benshan. Thank you, Dad. Thanks to the Three Gorges. Wang xiaoli: Let's talk about the useless Shenyang. I remembered a song from your party this year. I'll sing it for you. Zhao Benshan: Yes, that's great. Wang xiaoli: Children sing well. Zhao Benshan: Karaoke will be a big hit. Shenyang: Zhao Benshan: Then buzz. You can have a drink with us first. Lin Li: OK, Zhao Benshan; Oh, hehehehehehehehehe, Shenyang: Tomorrow, will you remember the diary you wrote yesterday? Tomorrow, will you still remember the person who cried the most? The old days are gone forever, and I will have my wife. I also showed her photos and told her who married your deskmate, who comforted you to cry, and who rolled up your long hair and made you a wedding dress? ........... Lin Li: Grandpa, what are you doing with a pen and paper? Zhao Benshan: I also write a letter to my classmate at the same table. Lin Li: Come on, you are not afraid to write something. You Zhao Benshan: I'll just write a name and leave 10,000 words here for her to think about.