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Tell me if you are such a person.

When you don't want slag, the other party is slag, and when you want slag, the other party is serious.

I hope a love rat will fall in love with me and then dump me, leaving me heartbroken and skinny and reaching the peak of my life!

People who are really scum never feel scum, but also feel wronged.

It doesn't matter whether the slag is slag or not, they are all people who have loved. The so-called experience can only make you grow! How can there be a comparison if everyone doesn't experience it?

Married to love, lost to domestic violence, and finally cried, feeling stupid and suffering silently for so many years. Now I am comfortable and free.

I feel that you have been updating for me these days. My girlfriend told me the other day that she likes someone else.

If the person who can't be caught is destined to leave, then this person might as well live in the future.

Just broke up yesterday. If her friend hadn't told me, she wouldn't even let me know that she had left. Why didn't you tell me you had the courage to break up? I have paid so much this year in exchange for saying that she is tired. Well, that's the end of our story. I am worthy of you, and you are worthy of me. Say goodbye to her.

The saddest thing in the world is that the person you love does not love you, and the person who loves you does not love you.

Recently, I learned a topic from a friend, that is, a father with three children cheated on me and found a 23-year-old girlfriend. The other is a man who has been divorced twice, and now he is married again. It is not so easy to ask who he is, who has the courage to get married and spend the rest of his life together, but then again, we still have to believe in love, because we can't lose the ability to love.

If I can get to know you again, I choose not to have any feelings

Why should I make up for his (her) mistakes? Is this right? Why should she (he) make up for the mistakes she (he) made?

It is difficult for a man to find a girlfriend now, and it is difficult for a man to find a boyfriend. I don't know what's wrong with this society.

Look at people first, have a heart-to-heart, understand first, and then associate. In life, we often make ourselves suffer for a long time because of a wrong decision.

Some people are serious at first, but they can't bear too many temptations.

This society is funny. When you are serious, there is no good result. When you decide to go casually, you find that the other person is serious. Very interesting

For the rest of my life, I will move forward hand in hand, even if there are no big storms. Not afraid of the future, not thinking about the past.

If you love, please love deeply. Don't let your cold violence ruin your relationship. Maybe cold violence means you want to leave.

Seeing someone with a troika around him, he felt at ease and strategized, so the scum really doesn't distinguish between men and women, and the bad in his bones can't be changed.

What's funny is not that you can't get out.

It's only a matter of time before you can come out. You can go out if you want.

Be a good person and you will meet the right person.

Be calm before falling in love. Try to improve yourself and stay away from love rat.

Classic quotations about beauty to the bone!

1. Each of us is a dreamer. When the "dream" is gone, only "homesickness" is left.

2. Happiness doesn't like noise, and it often comes in obscurity. A cake in poverty and a look in trouble are all happiness. People don't travel outside, but also travel by sitting and thinking. Anyone who explores, pursues and touches the unknowable is a kind of travel.

3. Enthusiasm may not last long; Dull, perhaps more precipitation. Go, far away, are fleeting, stay, stay are true feelings. Knowing the ups and downs, we know what precipitated wisdom is; Only when you know how high the mountain is will you feel open-minded. Nothing else, just knowing.

4, happiness should be accompanied by sadness, and the rain will clear up. If rain remains after rain and sorrow remains after sorrow, please let us face this parting frankly. Smile to find an impossible you.

I have been looking forward to being in the same city with you. Once upon a time, now and in the future, I have been so extravagant. Even if there is no news, there is always a chance to pass by in the same city. One day, across the bustling crowd, across the distant time and space, finally face to face, froze, speechless. When I brush my body, my heart will be warm, knowing that you are always here.

I need you, not because I can't live without you, but because I am happier with you.

7. They will try their best to make you as boring and colorless as they are. One way is to let you concentrate completely on what looks more interesting and exciting outside, so that you can ignore what you really want to do inside.

8. A person, if you don't push yourself, you have no idea how good you are. If a person wants to be excellent, you must accept the challenge; A person, if he wants to be excellent as soon as possible, must look for challenges; It takes courage for a person to dare to listen to the truth; A person who dares to tell the truth needs courage; A person's knowledge can be acquired through learning; One's growth must be tempered!

9. I began to recall the summer I wasted, the crying after dinner, and the people who were willing to accompany you that summer. Those who are willing to chat with you unscrupulously every day, those who say they will do homework for you, and those who drink and sing until they are speechless.

10, heaven and earth are so far apart, but they are still together forever. Because their hearts are always together. Birds in the sky, are you lonelier than me, or am I sadder than you? Stay with me for the rest of the time, okay, so you won't be lonely, and I won't be sad that the fairy tale is over. Forgetting is happiness.

Speaking of pain to the bone.

1. I have been very satisfied in my life. I know your name, hear your voice, hold your hand, kiss your lips, feel your arms, have your tenderness, three miles of breeze, three miles of road, and never have you again.

2. Only when you have experienced it, that kind of empathy is true.

3. I really like someone. I'm not worried, moved or disappointed. When I like my present life, there will be no surprises or accidents. I'm sorry I lied. I like you.

I know you are young and full of fear. It's a good thing I didn't wait forever I'm afraid I can't wait any longer. It's a good thing I forced you to be mature and brave with a child. You see, now that you are young and promising, I have been there.

If you had met me first when you were young and promising, instead of them, we wouldn't have done this.

6. I hope you are young and promising. But what if I meet you at the wrong age?

7. I love you the least when you love me the most, and I love you the most when I give you up.

8. People are always sentimental and have a lot of feelings in the middle of the night. It seems that only when they are alone late at night will today's negative energy be released. I hope everyone will be full of energy the day after the midnight funeral.

9. If I can still live, I hope I can be young and promising and meet the best of you.

10. Things that can make you better may not be easy at first, but as long as you persist, you can grow.

1 1. Those dreams didn't give you. I've felt guilty all my life.

12. You are fine, much better than you think. Don't dwell on your shortcomings or dark side Everyone is complicated, but I don't think this is a derogatory term.

13. Thank you. Meeting you is my greatest luck. Although you hurt me a lot, I still love you.

14. It's a pity that there is no if in life, and missing it is a lifetime.

15. Two people can be together without feelings, and there are too many coincidences of time, place and chance. You and I, our chances and luck are still a little different. We have no choice. So, happy wedding.

16. You are young and promising, you have dreams, you are working hard, I am different, I am a rotten person, I have no dreams, I don't want to work hard, I want to have you.

17. I don't like late at night because I always think a lot. Now I'm 2 1 years old, but I don't have the courage anymore. If I don't see you, I don't want to see you again, so I hope I can get my wish next year.

18. What makes you feel that I can't always accompany you when you are not as young and promising as you think? What makes me feel worse than suffering with you is that you refuse again and again, waiting forever for someone who doesn't know if he will come.

19. Most ordinary people in this world live an ordinary life, and being young and promising is just an ideal of most people in real life.

20. You are young and promising, and I will never stop. Even if you still don't like me in the end, I don't have to feel inferior.

2 1. It turns out that the farthest distance between us is the distance between two hearts.

22. Youth has no regrets, and the person you love is still around.

23. I didn't meet Yu, but I met mine when I was young.

24. I am heartbroken and compromised. I haven't waited for you to be young and promising for three years.

25.: Everyone has his own life track. What is there to regret? Try to make the future better.

26. Can I come back to you and sit next to you again, listen to a song you sang and ask you a troublesome geometry question?

In fact, the so-called life is just full of regrets. Who was born a man, not for the first time?

28. Be a dream catcher's youth. I wish you a good life now.

29. People with true feelings say that money status makes you want to return, while hypocritical people say that it doesn't matter if money status makes you leave, so you ask me why I can't meet love. Do you deserve it?

30. It also matters what age you are and who you meet.

The signature that hurts the bones is heartbreaking. Tell me about it.

1, since you don't know my life, why did you come into my life?

2, know how to listen to other people's advice, know how to distinguish other people's praise.

3, you are not wrong, it is my moth to the fire.

4. When you are lonely, let your mind swim at the junction of the sea of clouds and the sky, watch the sunset with lonely Qi Fei and enjoy the autumn waters with the same sky; There is a bright moon in the fragrant meadow by the riverside, and the jade people cry on the moonlit night of the twenty-four bridges. The noise of the world, the ups and downs of honor and disgrace, have all been forgotten at this time.

5. In this life, there is always a certain road, and you can only walk alone; There's always a lot to carry alone. Don't be afraid of loneliness, it can help you draw a clear picture of inner turbidity, which is your inevitable fate; Don't avoid difficulties, don't let the dust in the cold world freeze your smile and slow down your pace. Can't forget yesterday, it is the shadow that binds you; Looking forward to tomorrow, you can clearly describe it.

6. Love is a game that you can't afford to lose without love. After giving everything, you may leave only a scar engraved in your heart. If you like a person, you want him to be your own, so you can like many people and hope many people are your own.

7. Being strangled by your throat and deprived of oxygen in your head is like seeing you with someone else.

8. What is far, what is near, far is distance, and near is the bottom of my heart!

With you, I will no longer be an eagle soaring in the blue sky. I'd rather stop in the tree in front of your door, watch you and protect you.

10, the self in your own eyes is actually more important than that in others' eyes.

1 1, if you have something to say, you have to scold if you are dissatisfied, speak out if you have feelings, and speak out if you have love. Our youth will soon pass, so don't be on tenterhooks all day. If you think about everything you say; If you take every step carefully; If you make every choice, you are afraid that you will regret it in the future. So, what do you want to do with your youth? Once youth is pawned, it can never be redeemed, and a happy life is the most powerful.

12, life is always full of irony and inexplicably. Always hurt your heart before you understand what happiness is; Always make noise before you know that peace is rare; It is always necessary for some people to be gone, only to find out how precious TA is around them.

13, please remember that if you ever turn your attention to the outside and please anyone, you will inevitably destroy your life structure, and then destroy yourself.

14, what we complain about later is often the first love. Things have not changed, the environment has changed, the scenery has not changed, the eyes have changed, others have not changed, and they have changed. Only when we complain, if we can look back and think about why we chose him, love him and appreciate him. If he is still the same as he was then, let's try to see it again with youthful eyes. Liu Yong

15, give up loving you and keep looking for a good person who can find me.

16, you've been gambling all your life. How can I let you lose?

17, someone else took your seat, and you didn't speak, just stood by me. I suddenly became very strange, maybe I wanted to stand up, but I stood and sat down. I'm beginning to feel you, the tiny hair fluttering behind your neck. I took out my drawing pen. I drew everyone around you, but I didn't draw you. I think you are too bright for my eyes to stop. What happened to Gu Cheng on the train

18, honesty is the most beautiful coat of people and the most holy flower of the soul!

19, what kind of love do you want? If you fall in love with smart people, you will be very happy, because they are humorous and can talk, but there is always a crisis, because such people change their minds easily. Falling in love with honest people will be very reassuring, but life is also boring.

20, don't let jealousy grow into thorns, it will hurt others, but also stab yourself.

2 1, I like novelty, and soon you will be just one of these favorites.

I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever.