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1. When I get rich, I will take money to kill those who insulted my parents with money.

No matter how you explain some things, it won't help. Just don't explain them. .

I don't know music, so sometimes I don't do things reliably and speak fluently.

4. Don't be sad, don't cry, don't envy, don't be jealous, happiness is more important than anything else.

Do you think I lost my temper after being a good person for a long time?

All I care about is your humble flattery. Why should I pawn my youth for you without regret?

7. Trust is like a piece of paper. It is wrinkled. Even if it is smooth, it cannot be restored.

8. What two people miss each other is called love. Call it a bitch if you think about it yourself.

9. Are you used to the man I trained?

10. The coolest mood phrase: How to put on a wedding dress without going through a few scum?

1 1. If someone pursues it, there is not a woman in the world who is not on cloud nine. This is why women are so charming.

12. I treat you as my life and you treat me as sick.

13. What you say in love is called love words. When you break up and fall out, you think it's all a joke

14. As long as you can remember me, even if you hate me. When I try to hate you, I will think of your smile.

15. Always face the sun, so you can't see the shadow.

16. I always break out in your silence, but you become more silent after I break out …

17. You can't just put on a wedding dress without going through a few scum.

18. Dreams are for chasing, not for fantasy.

19. I have never been known by anyone, so I have not been forgotten by anyone. Living in other people's memories is not my purpose.

20. I am online, you are offline, I am invisible, you are online, I am alive, why don't you die?

2 1. I like the way you can't get used to me and get rid of me.

22. If you quarrel with your girlfriend, you will win. In the end, you will be single.

23. It is said that bamboo has no intention, but no one thinks about where its heart has gone!

24. I prefer knives to fatal injuries.

25. I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that made me a bitch.

In those days, we all liked to write our lover's name on the desk.

27. Why is it so painful to forget someone? Time will make you forget. If time can't make you forget people you shouldn't remember, what's the point of our lost years?

The one who praised me the most said, I like the way you don't like me and can't do it.

First, to like the person you like, to do what you want to do, as these are the last willfulness in youth.

Second, if you care about something deeply enough, others will think it is robbery when they touch it.

Third, I like that we make the teacher angry, and then he shouts: I can't go, study by myself!

Fourth, some people just can't stand it anymore. If you are not angry with him, he won't know how much he has gone too far.

There are always a few people. The whole class laughed as soon as the teacher told them to get up and answer questions.

You should take good care of your black hair, picky belly and smiling eyes.

Advertisements always appear at the best time, and you always leave when I love you the most.

You won't go to the barber shop where you cut your hair. You won't go to a restaurant with a bad stomach again. Why do people who hurt you over and over love you?

Nine, others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing.

There is always a time in life when we are full of anxiety, but we have no choice but to face it bravely. If you fail, you fail. Why so much nonsense!

I can't give you much warmth, but there is a word called doing my best.

12. I love you, just like a beam of light, with a beginning but no end.

Thirteen, memories are a very tiring thing, just like how to lie down when you are insomnia.

Fourteen, people are contradictory, eager to be understood, but afraid of being seen through.

Sometimes, you choose to keep your distance from someone, not because you don't care, but because you clearly know that he doesn't belong to you.

Sixteen, probably because I like it so much, I would like to be with you in any capacity.

What I give may not be all you want, but it must be all I have.

The world is like a giant doll machine. I stand outside the glass window and miss you.

Nineteen, I always feel like a person who has recovered from a serious illness, and there is always a painful scar.

If you don't work hard, it will be the same after one year, only one year older.

Twenty-one, I just love watermelon, watermelon juice is not delicious, watermelon candy is not delicious, just like I like you, look like you, and have a temper like you, either you or you.

Twenty-two, afraid of losing, so afraid of having; Afraid of cheating, so I can't believe it; I am afraid of being seen through, so I have been pretending; I want to be strong, so I have been trying to be brave; I don't want to give up, so I have been insisting; I don't want to cry, so I always pretend to laugh; I don't want to be left behind, so I'd rather be alone; Don't want to be bound by the past, so choose to forget the past; I don't want to say goodbye, so I'd rather not meet.

Twenty-three, sometimes, you have to let go to understand whether it is really worth having.

24. What unforgettable lies have you experienced since childhood? We'll keep the lucky money for you first.

25. suddenly knowing that you overestimate your position in others' hearts is like someone slapping you derisively, which is not specific, but it hurts.

26. I hate being betrayed when I am careful, and I hate getting away when I trust others.

Twenty-seven, have you ever been cut by a page? I heard it was the revenge of the tree.

Thanks to my imperfection, I can see who is really good to me.

Twenty-nine, if there is anything at school, come to us. Holding a parent-teacher meeting to scare parents is not a skill!

Don't say I've changed. I just know how others treat me, so I have to treat others as well.

When I see you again, please be sure to have a strong wind and give me reason to cry.

Thirty-two, people are mean, don't lose something, never know the value of that thing.

Thirty-three, I like the way you don't like me and can't do it!

Thirty-four, I can't hold the wind to go, nor can I hold the whole sky.

I just like the way you look at me and can't get rid of me.

1. Buyer: Hello? Seller: Sorry, I only sell mobile phones!

2. Stop jumping! ! Dude, I didn't mean to explode you! ! !

3. Give yourself a little confidence. Don't sit in the right position when others mention being fat, because you may not be able to sit down.

Only those who can keep secrets can get more secrets.

I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, there are too many chefs who have streaked for more than 20 years!

6. Not afraid of opponents like gods, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

7. I want to give a bad review to the mother of my future partner. The delivery is too slow, and no one has received it yet. . .

8. I never lie, except this sentence.

9. I just like the way you look at me and can't get rid of me.

10, your every move, your voice, your face and your smile are all over my mind, scarred.

1 1. It is not necessarily the person you love most, but it must be the person who suits you best.

12, also holding a telescope, was called a general on the battlefield and became a rogue at home.

13, I am not a casual person, I am not a casual person;

14, just finished strengthening the equipment in the game, and finally added it.

15. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before I resigned, I gave him two Chinese coins and killed him.

16, you always stop and go on the road of feelings. Are you clumsy?

17, fate makes you lose a big lang, and finally you will get a big lang back.

18. Every time I accidentally drop melon seeds, I feel that there is nothing in life that I can't let go.

19, I like to make friends with women! High-end atmosphere on the grade, low-key luxury has connotation!

20. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

For those who don't like me.

For those who don't like me.

(a) don't complain, I don't deserve to complain, this world, many things don't like, complaining, will only make you hurt; Don't hate, don't hate, every society has injustice and resentment, which will make you lose tolerance.

(2) People wearing masks fade out of sight when walking. Sometimes telling the truth is better than pretending to be strong. After all these years, I just want to say that it's so gentle to pretend to be you with me. Don't pretend to be so mean to others at an early age every day. Sometimes I really don't want to care so much about taking off my pants and putting them there. That's what I don't like. Don't pretend to tell me with your vicious mouth, I will make you sad in your way.

(3) I am inexplicably unhappy tonight. First, I was forced to ask to delete my friends, and then I was told that I was sorry for your future responsibilities. If you don't like me, I don't like you even more.

(4) I can't sleep, and I have been thinking about a problem. Are there really no real friends in college? Time has exposed nature and problems. You don't like me. I don't want to ignore you. I really want to escape.

(5) Thank you that I am Scorpio and thank you that I am not liked by you. I am who I am. I can be alone. I don't need your help or support. Please don't pretend to really get along with me. Please think it over before you approach me. We are a constellation that we can afford but can't let go. Please don't come near me if you don't like it. Lest your virtues such as purity, singleness, sunshine, friendliness, gentleness and honesty be defiled by me.

(6) I dreamed of you for the first time. The feeling in the dream is worse than in reality. In the dream, we are in the same class. You just depend on me. The teacher doesn't like it. Pull a face and say you. If you find oil, call it sloppy. Everyone joined in. It didn't matter if you were good-looking at that time. Feel uncomfortable inside. Reality is back. Only to find that even your heart has always cared about all your shortcomings.

(7) I almost forgot to commemorate yjn, who I don't like but can stand. I hope I won't be such a person in the future. Interns bring tea for cleaning and inspection, at least paid interns.

(8) I still don't like people who bully their friends at an old age, and I can't resist a heart that wants to hit people!

But when you insult me, please look at your own virtue! Some people don't like me, but in fact, I know very well whether it is onion or garlic, and everyone knows it.

Don't you have a family that is too poor to buy a bike? * * * Enjoy the private lock on the bike. The license plate number was also erased. It's a fucking shame on China. Although I don't use a bike, I don't like disgusting things happening around me.

(1 1) The inner enrichment and strength are manifested in many aspects. I won't hesitate what to wear in the morning, I won't be afraid of the uncertainty of others, I won't entangle some things, most of the things I see are beautiful, and I have accepted many things I didn't like before. I am not the best, but I can try my best to look my best at this moment. Good morning.

(12) There are always people who don't like me. How can I please or kill people?

(13) I really don't like the little people behind me. What is aboveboard? It's much more aboveboard than playing dirty behind your back! And in the workplace, everyone should learn to get along with annoying people! But I will try to contact him as little as possible, or not at all! As my master said-you don't like a person, no matter what he does, it's not pleasing to the eye. The master also said, talk less, do more and think more! Ignore it if you don't like it!

(14) Sometimes I wish that when you don't like me and I don't like you, we would fight like men instead of telling another person behind your back. How hard it is, isn't it? After reading some words, the whole person shook under the covers for more than ten minutes, but I don't know why I kept shaking.

(15) Since I can't stop loving beans, I like them silently. You will pay taxes if you don't send money, so you spend money for her. She pays taxes for the country. This is the root of the conflict. After all, it's ridiculous. After all, I am not a qualified fan. I don't care. I just don't like those idiots in Ha Han, so clarify my ass.

I'm still moving on with my little life. I'm not greedy for power, but I don't like others always making trouble!

(17) Touching my conscience, I said, if I hate, I have to resent, and I have to retaliate when I have the opportunity. I don't like being soft-hearted. Think about how the other person hurt me.

(18) The clown spinning in the same place is constantly sad, leaving regret in the air, embarrassed and embarrassed. When the time is dry, you have nothing to do with me. If there is no answer, we can't stand self-deception, indulge in disgust and spoil, fade away, indulge in willfulness, arbitrariness and licentiousness.

(19) I hope that all people with incorrect views in Weibo will be killed. I don't like you. I just want to scold you because your point of view is incorrect.

Not only you but also me. I don't like people's faces. If I don't let you go, you think I should be yours. People are mutual. If the state officials set fire, the people would light lamps. There is a limit to patience. I hope you know how to cherish. The story has just begun.

(2 1) It is no longer itself: because it understands that if it is lost. There are still some things that I don't like. Over the years, I think I have experienced a lot, because no one will help you: I have a sophisticated face, but I still try to keep my original heart, but I still keep my fantasy about the world in my heart. I just think you are incompetent and useless: don't show your weakness to others!

I just love to see people who don't like me not only don't kill me, but also talk nonsense after I kill people I don't like.

I can't do it now. I still don't like people I don't like. I still hate panoramic views. I know my resistance won't work. Before I was drowned by the flood, I found a tree, and I sat there to avoid the flood.

(24) I feel that the world is getting cold when my heart is cold. I yearn for a contented life, but I can't see through the world. I look forward to my future no longer bumpy, but I don't like people's emotional extravagance. At the moment, I am at a loss and fall in love with you. Is this vague definition right or wrong?

Yes, I have changed. I am no longer good to everyone, and I will be good to whoever is good to me. I have learned to turn a blind eye to many things I don't like, and give myself a smile even if I am wronged and unhappy. Do you know why? Life tells me that not everyone is willing to accompany you through everything. Sometimes there must be something in life. Don't insist all the time. Don't force, don't give in, let it be. I know.

(26) The tendency to violence is very obvious. I want to put a big move in real life and beat up all the people I don't like. I may be a dangerous person. I hope the school leaders will not find me.

27. Why don't I like flatterers at work? There is such a person around me, so depressed that I can't say anything.

(28) I feel more and more incompatible with this society. It's hard to live naively in the world. There are darkness and traps everywhere. Some people violate morality and ethics for power, and even betray themselves and friends. I really want to escape and change this situation, but I am a humble ant. I am really afraid that one day I will get used to this kind of unaccustomed, and get used to this kind of dislike. I just want to be a man with a conscience. I just want to live simply. I just want to simply love and enjoy life. I think you can still feel before you die: don't waste your life.