Humorous conversation about buying lottery tickets

1, mathematicians all over the world will not buy lottery tickets;

2, because they know that being killed by a car on the way to buy lottery tickets is far greater than the chance of winning!

What's the difference between buying lottery tickets and marrying a wife?

4, one is 25 to 7, and the other is 250 to choose a wife!

5. Knowledge may not change fate, but lottery can!

6. Playing mahjong and gambling will disturb the society, so it is economical to buy some lottery tickets.

7. How to double the chance of winning the lottery! Just buy two lottery tickets.

8. Fortunately, 5 yuan won 200 lottery tickets, but unfortunately, 5 of the 200 lottery tickets!

9. I had a chance to become a millionaire, but you didn't, because I bought a lottery ticket!

10, if you want to know what your hope is, buy a lottery ticket;

1 1. I bought a two-dollar lottery ticket yesterday and won the first prize. I was so excited that I couldn't sleep all night.

12, even if I give you a lottery ticket that won 5 million, you still like to eat 50-cent cakes.

13. He often buys lottery tickets, but he has never won a prize.

14. Opportunity is sometimes like winning the lottery. People who don't buy lottery tickets will never win.

15. If you want to know what despair is, buy a bunch of lottery tickets.

16. Why didn't the person who can predict the winning number of the lottery win the prize?

17, I invested in 60 yuan to buy lottery tickets this month;

18 Well, it depends on fate whether you want a meal or bring a mistress after one month.

19, people should do what they can. You can calculate, even if you buy lottery tickets every day, you will win 5 million, 1 month is1.50 billion, a year is1.80 billion, and 1.00 years can't catch up with Ma Yun.

20. Do you know how to double your chances of winning the lottery?